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Checking in for 2026

A much needed trim ✂️

Morning gonna be a big day!!!

Bear down

I need more tattoos.

Big thighs Pork pies

Yall I just saw Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander FLIRTING in this gym. They didn’t see me. I think they might be fuckin.

What do y’all think of the fresh cut? 💈💇🏻‍♂️ #gaypowersrestored If ya wanna find out whether the carpet matches the drapes, you know where to look 😜

Fresh new cut for a fresh new year ✂️✨

Post-workout selfie

Pushed my car to the mechanics. How do we like that for a fat boy Friday??

Happy Fat Boy Friday

Come’re bud

Scratch 'n' Sniff

Bicep thread

Lil bro gives great belly rubs

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Upper hyper day is always a good time 💪

I'm tryin' to Megabonk. What are you doing under there?

I think it’s been 17 years since I’ve posted on here .. 👴🏻!

Believe it or not, I sometimes wear shirts

Late #tummytuesday submission

Serving solar-powered thirst traps.

Want my stuffing recipe?

Pup Buster says ‘YASS’ to you. You do that thang!

think this sacrifice to the crop gods turned out well

It feels so good to deadlift heavy again, it’s been months. Time to put some meat on these lil sticks.

Sitting alone in vip. (Waiting for people to turn up to meeting.

Jocktober - Maroon edition

Putting one in.

You can call me big back 🥴🐽

Say hello to the birthday boy 🎂🥳🎉

Post workout flex

Dad’s too big to wash his own back. How about you hop in and give him a hand. Mind you, it’s a big of a tight squeeze #hairydaddy #bigdad

Birthday belly 🐻

Hope everyone's having a good morning 😛

Happy Jocktober!

The SW one had to go!

You may

Sweaty dad butt on #humpday