Continued to be bad… 🤷🏻‍♂️

I had the distinct pleasure of watching these films for the first time this week and I have thoughts, specifically about the second film. I’d love to know what the public consensus on the second film is…

Bicep thread

Fave 4 of ‘25

[1/7] There’s a video on YouTube I go back to every now and then to remind myself just how frustrating modern media is nowadays. This example isn’t exactly a one-to-one – the video I mentioned touches on the frustrating impermanence of character death – whereas what I’m about to

Good morning, sleepy head. Now that you’re awake – speaking of head…

Cuddle built

"Why are you trying to find logic in this show about monsters?" *sigh* a thread 🧵 OK I've had about enough of people telling me that I'm "thinking too hard" or "I cant understand the feeling of 80's nostalgia the show brings". I don't give a fuck about your 80's nostalgia… [1/?]

I have a LOT of thoughts on this season so far. Overall I think it’s very, very bad. It relies way too heavily on contrivance after contrivance.

Built thick

Shit week. Someone make me feel better

The face / the cheeks

Rub my belly while you’re down there?

Rub my belly while you’re down there?

“It’s an alien invasion, right? I mean, obviously it’s an alien invasion.” Vince Gilligan, you absolute fucking mad man!

I’m afraid Vince had cooked again

Let’s see what’s up with this…

Heads up… and down

The face The cock

Heads up… and down

Squeezable

He’s awake, you best get to work

New tighty whities

Awesome work by @ageric.bsky.social

You gonna blow my candle for my birthday?

You gonna blow my candle for my birthday?

It’s my birthday

He’s a grower, I swear

The other one finally came

Feeling beef

Wakey wakey, hands on snakey

Who wants a ride?

I am become dad

My favourite past time

What’re you gonna do with all this beef?

In need of a good draining

I guarantee it feels better in your hole

I missed thick load Thursday so I’m making up

The first of two High Republic books I’ve ordered; I heard good things about this series so I’m looking forward to hoping into this new era of Star Wars - after I read the Darth Bane trilogy, of course.

It’s hefty

5’5” and genuinely so short that I can’t reach a bottoms ass in this position

A little short for a Stormtrooper

It’s been a painful week, but YOU can help!

He’s perfect for swallowing

I saw the Thunderbolts* credit scene **possible spoilers**

Been thinking of making a few changes to this account… 🤔

Sweaty beef

I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love fat boys

Does it look like I’m keen to bottom?