big boy caught flexing again 😮‍💨

proof of (big) existence

feeling an intense compulsion to get in a hot tub with several other big boys…now who is going to make this happen for me 😩

belly up tomorrow :)

office chonk 😮‍💨

if you look really really closely you can see where I spilled lasagna on my tank tonight

tubby

sleepy wfh looks 🥱

Chicago gets its first snowy day and immediately all the boys are feral for cuddles (it’s me, I’m boys)

felt a lil cute in my new blue sweater (sorry for wearing clothes it’s cold in my apt!!)

the way I’ve been scrolling on here for an hour and all I’ve seen is beef and bellies … and not one single conservative ad or fascist thinkpiece this is truly paradise

Hi I’m finally on here! Please repost to connect me with all my mutuals 🥺