y’all I think I’m getting fatter 🙇‍♂️

lunch so big my pants buttoned popped 😵‍💫

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Was reminded of my contractual obligation

Installing new shelving

today’s creation: homemade chicken and waffles (i’m in my home cook era)

POV of the entire Costco pizza and six pack of beer I’m about to smash

i made birria ramen ◡̈

he’s right behind me, isn’t he? 🦊

There goes another one

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🥚

who up chewing they Charleston? 🍍

❄️🍆🧊

🛶

haven’t stopped eating since Sunday… part of me wants to go for the rest of the week eating like this and see the damage I can do 🫃

was too big for the rollercoasters at the mall of america but at least i got this hello kitty crop top :)

it’s fat boy friday

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hiii :3

tgif 🗓️

when’s second lunch? 🥗

🪈🦑

🏨

🐶👌

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there’s a six pack (of beer) somewhere in this picture 💪

🦤

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slipped and fell going to work, apparently laptops aren’t meant to support your full body weight 🫠

tuesday again 🫃

belly up tomorrow :)

new year’s resolution: become a jock 🏋️

looking through my camera roll and thinking about getting bigger again 😅

who up frogging their toad? 🐸

merry christmas (eve) 🎄

is this anything?

it’s too cold to be forced into office but yet here i am :-(

ho ho ho 🍪🥛

about to get an embarrassing photo of myself at the company Christmas party 📸🧽

before and after 🫃

oof 🍽️

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(not asking because i broke my bed frame or anything) do any of y’all have suggestions for fat people-friendly bed frames? ☺️

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morning 🌞

sick, send pho please 🤒

🔔 hi 🔔

how do I find the motivation to go to the grocery store after work when it’s going to be dark before I even step outside 🥲