Glad Star Trek now exists in LEGO form so I can do dumb things such as recreate scenes like this. #iykyk #definitelyfuckedaghost #subrosa

Anyone want to see GoldenEye with me in theatre? Unlike the first time, I won’t have to lie and say I was 14 in order to see it.

Ross Atkins seems to be trying to get his Christmas shopping done early this year. #BlueJays

Hatchbacks usually have greater cargo volumes than comparable sedans, but I've found that the difference in terms of usable, real-world space is not as great as the numbers suggest. The Audi A6 E-Tron bucks that trend. It's as big as the numbers suggest. www.edmunds.com/car-news/aud...

I think the auto-social robot may need a tweak.

Lieutenant, why the hell is the start button in the middle of the bridge’s floor?

The new Audi Q5 turns out to be a cargo-carrying all-star in the compact luxury SUV segment. It's bigger and more useful than before, but retains the sliding back seat to expand the space even further. My @edmunds.com cargo test is up here: www.edmunds.com/car-news/aud...

When you’ve spent several months being miserable in too damn hot SoCal and suddenly find yourself in 42-degree Portland

I’m in Portland. Holy shit, this warzone is rough.

LAX runways going in the opposite direction today and, as always, it’s WEIRD! Cathay Pacific 747 taking off over the 405.

There is so little happening at the LA Auto Show today, why the hell were the Kia and Hyundai press conferences scheduled with only a 10-minute gap when they’re in different halls???

Drove a box.

So today’s going well. VOLVO!!!

The Hyundai Ioniq 5 is this week's Cargo Test @edmunds.com. It's a weird cargo area. Full story: www.edmunds.com/car-news/hyu...

Ah, yes. The weather report would indicate it'll be one of those LA Auto Show years where everyone is whinging about it not being 72 degrees and sunny. That includes people flying into LA and those actually from here.

“New” “Nissan” “Rogue” PHEV. It’s a rebadged Mitsubishi. Didn’t think I’d see that again. Also, no one told the photographer that they were breaking a car photo tenant of not having a tree growing out of the car?

If there was ever one piece of evidence that proves I belong in Oregon rather than Southern California, is that when it rains, I'm much much happier.

The front of the new Telluride X-Pro looks like a sewer grate. This era of grille embigification will not be looked back upon fondly.

When your wife sends you a vanity plate pic, you know it has to be good

Look, I love Christmas. I love Christmas music. But dude, it’s November 8th. Fuck off.

Gave our backyard’s squirrels a gift.

This thing is so cool. Manual and the best color (the one featured in The Saint). I drove the C70 convertible (it was a creaking flacid noodle 👎), but I’d love to try the coupe out. carsandbids.com/auctions/98w...

Just when I thought I was out of the woods, nope, yet another neighbor's fucking gardener shows up with the leaf blower. All this noise, exhaust and particulate matter in the air, and just for some shitty-looking lawns. Man I miss my Portland neighborhood.

You know, I try to keep the AC off and open my windows while I work from home, but it gets a little tough when every fucking neighbor has their gardeners blaring shitty gas engines from every direction.

Brian, you forgot the part where you drive into a bridge abutment because you've been pecking at a touchscreen for 3 minutes.

I love that current #BlueJays PA announcer Tim Langdon announced Joe Carter and Devon White exactly how old PA announcer Murray Eldon used to do it. Awesome.

New Blues at home, no white panel? What the hell are they doing? Screw it, I’m staying consistent. #BlueJays

The last time the #BlueJays played a World Series game 6, I was there. I was also 10. And they won. Watching from (very) afar 32 years later, but hoping the rest of history repeats itself.

I'm now a tri-national automotive journalist. So very cool to see my byline at Auto Express. As for the car, the RAV4 GR Sport may be new to the U.S., but there was a last-gen one in the U.K. It didn't come close to the new one's chassis enhancements, though. www.autoexpress.co.uk/toyota/rav4/...

Google Discover is essential to loads of media now, and yet this is the shit it will shovel at you.

The #BlueJays will never actually wear this hat in the World Series, but at least I got this before it ended.

50 years??? What about Billy Heywood with the Twins? That was, what, 93?

Barring some Game 7 drama, Trey Yesavage’s mind-boggling 2025 is over. It began with a pro debut vs. MIA’s Single-A team. He went 3.2 IP in front of a crowd of 327. It ends with the rookie striking out 12 over 7 innings in Game 5 of the World Series at Dodger Stadium.

This is such a gloriously detailed telling of a delightfully parsnickety chapter of #BlueJays history. Worth a read during commercials my fellow fans.

He also looked like your aunt’s swarthy new boyfriend.

Well, that was bound to happen. Canadian anthem singer screwed up the words. At least the English ones. No clue about the French ones. #BlueJays

Any one have Chris Bassitt, nails reliever on their #BlueJays bingo card?

Me: “Vladdy, snap out of it.” Several seconds pass. 🚢🎺 #BlueJays

I would seem that Vladdy is out of the zone. Flailing again. #BlueJays

Help us fight the enshittification of the car web www.theautopian.com/google-is-wh... #weircarbs

Really wish I would’ve taken that shower instead of watching the pre game show.

Money throw and he slipped. #BlueJays

A year from now, Daulton Varsho would’ve been pounding his helmet so hard he’d give himself a concussion. That was a bullshit call. #BlueJays

Don’t like the #BlueJays white panels on the road. It’s also ridiculous that online shops are only selling the std all blue hat with the WS logo. A hat that will probably never be worn in the World Series.

This is INSANE!

Wow, my worlds totally colliding. I too am Canadian and have kissed a girl and liked it. My eye of the tiger is debatable.

After watching the differences in #BlueJays manager John Schneider's performance this post season versus previous ones (and vs Seattle's Dan Wilson), it astounds me that MLB teams keep hiring managers with zero MLB managing experience, especially those close to the post season.

I had no idea Col Sanders was a #BlueJays fan. I’d say this discovery is finger-lickin good. I suddenly have a craving for food served in a bucket.