Charlie Kirk got rich and famous teaching young conservatives that the only way to win was to be a menace to other people just trying to live their lives in peace. Loyola doesn't want to give his acolytes their blessing, so now Jeff Landry is gonna do ... something

BLIND MELON AT LAST

That was so fun. I can't wait to do it again! Thank you @amtrak.com

LMAO Biloxi showed up! ⛱️🚆🥂

Senator Roger Wicker: "It's been 20 years for one of the areas hardest hit... today, we fix it!" @amtrak.com ⛱️🚆🥂

I am on the inaugural voyage of the @amtrak.com "Mardi Gras Service" to Mobile! I am almost certainly in the wrong section, seated across from Rex brass, Senator Roger Wicker in next car down. Brooke Lazier is running around here somewhere. Will provide updates from the café car! ⛱️🚆🥂

The clock switches to 12:12 am. A grainy video appears on screen. Taylor Swift appears in what seems to be an ISIS bandana. She leads the president into view he is tied up and gagged, she pulls out a large ornate scimitar. Swift begins to sing a song from her new album.

I spoke to Jeff Schwarz and Michael Karam from City Hall about how they are making sure the problems in Crescent Park don't continue into the new Riverfront for All project - they made some pretty concrete promises 🔊 tinyurl.com/2k9ak2am

I got a chance to ask the Bulwark's Tim Miller about MAGA rot, the malevolent force of Fox News - and what sets his team apart from the revisionist grifters at the Lincoln Project Full interview 🔊: shorturl.at/frNQM

This is almost precisely the instigating incident of Michael Crichton 1996 novel "Airframe," which is a thrilling read. "Turbulence" sounds better than what it sounds like really happened: Porpoising! 🛫🛬🛫🛬🛫🛬

Oooh maybe I will buy some Celsius now because god knows I don't actually want to drink that shit

nice argument, unfortunately i have already depicted myself as Switch 2 Keith David and you as Gamecube Jason Alexander

Where on earth are they getting these guys?

I keep seeing this ad where people are eating Papa John's on a hot sunny beach and I just can't think of anything more psychotic

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"Let him roar again, let him roar again" is Shakespeare's most brilliant line and I am not interested in opinions suggesting otherwise

I've tried walking into parties like I was walking on to a yacht, and let me tell you - nobody gave a shit

40 years of talk radio and Fox News have been the most successful propaganda operation ever imagined by the monied class. It has created a zombified class of voters who are incapable of pulling the lever for anyone other than an R.

I did the math. 900lbs of enriched uranium would just barely overtop a 5 gallon Home Depot bucket

Was Trump "disrespecting the troops" in 2015 when he was constantly saying the Iraq War was a "big fat mistake?"

Sticking up for his brother is what got this cabbage fired from CNN in the first place - NewsNation must do better but I'm starting to fear that they cannot. Until they dump Cuomo and O'Reilly, they're just another "both sides" also-ran

I've never felt the remotest desire to move to Singapore but between Blue Bikes and RTA and SWBNO I am increasingly interested in moving to an actual city where some things actually work

*piously* I only follow Alt JD Vance

"hey 35 to 50 year old newsreading liberals what was the run-up to the iraq war like" is the most precision crafted bait possible on this website

Some folks thought the Earth revolved around the sun, and said so and brought receipts Others thought the sun revolved around the Earth and murdered anyone who said otherwise Why couldn't they all just get along? Both sides needed cooler heads to prevail

It is extraordinarily weird watching him conveying a single, cohesive thought for more than five seconds here. It really does show you that, while his heart as always been several shades deeper than vantablack, there's something medically wrong with his brain at this point.

This would be the largest public lands sell-off in modern U.S. history and it's happening with no hearings, no debate, and no public input. See what public lands would be available for sale: www.wilderness.org/articles/med...

The "flyers" found in Boelter's car have no info about anything - just sheets of copied paper with "No Kings" written on them. This is what a drooling four-tooth mouth-breathing idiot would think would convince other drooling four-tooth mouth-breathing idiots that he was a Democrat. And it worked!

Look at this both siderism from Kinzinger In his example, When blame is coming from the right, it's coming from Musk and Trump. When blame is coming from the left, it's "voices." What elected or prominent Democrats downplayed, lied about, politicized or made fun of the attempts on Trump's life?

My very most excellent former French Quarter apartment is for rent, available immediately

Holding on for dear life while she dreams of Churu

Believe them.

TBH probably 30-50% of the MAHA agenda is very much my jam. Regrettably, it took a psychopath to make it palatable to middle America

Ok, this is a bridge too far. Conservative media's attacks on Biden might look correct in hindsight, but at the time, they didn't know anything more than anyone else did. They were just executing the "slander Democrats" workflow, and they got lucky.

an unbearably bleak change of course from the FDA, especially considering the actual state of the world

LOL the first chapter of Original Sin is called "He Totally Fucked Us"

With most downtown New Orleans neighborhoods thoroughly gentrified, there is an opening for a new Mr. Okra 📢 I GOT COOL BREW 📢 I GOT HIGH NOONS 📢 I GOT ALT MILKS AND ARUGULA

Pointing out that Fox News was lying about Biden's decline is not the same as covering up Biden's decline. Fox didn't have any more information or access than the rest of us - they went all-in on a few blunders and got lucky. Biden can be in decline and they can still be lying about it

important tribute from adam sandler to morris, the alligator from happy gilmore who just passed away at 80+ years old. rip.

It is impossible for me to think even one thought about Tyler Shough and not hear this in my head

Be sure to hit a Chipotle on your way out

Every book published in the United States is sent to the Library of Congress. Also, if you are under 16 you cannot use the reading room or order books.

READ. THE. SUBHEAD.

"Masked security forces captured an opposition leader in the coastal province of New Jersey as regime officials continue their months-long crack-down against pro-democracy elements in the embattled United States. The arrest comes as the regime issued calls for summary detentions without trial."

Let your jazz dad flag fly 🤠☮️🇺🇸

Wow!

A year from now a Muslim group is going to open a religious school and demand public funds, and the Supreme Court is going to say "Hang on, that's not what we meant" www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

Fuck Bill O'Reilly, and fuck everyone who was involved with dragging his half-deflated basketball face out of the sex pest lockbox and putting him back on TV. NewsNation can jump straight up my ass