I think the first step in fixing America is adopting Celsius.

Honestly I am ready to turn Greta into my Helen of Troy and go to war for her.

Lighting a candle for Greta

I didn't think draining the swamp would look like this but okay I guess

The democrats weekend at Bernied the fucking guy! what more do you want?

Biden did a genocide purposefully broke down international law before letting his own hubris in the waay of stepping aside +as he had promised) which allowed the insane return of the even worse guy. Biden should be in The Hague.

This is good strong messaging from a politician. It's exactly what the Dems should be putting across. Instead they are being weak ass bitches letting the narrative run against them.

The racists in the UK are not the ones attending pro-Palestine marches this weekend. The racists in the UK are the ones saying that you shouldn’t protest 53 Palestinians being murdered because two Jewish people were also murdered on the same day. Some of us can condemn both.

It's interesting that people want to live in the crime riddled hell holes of the democratic far left.

"We're going to create superintelligence" How about making outlook search work first. How about that

I am going to develop an AI Manson family to murder that AI actress

*ties noose and throws it onto the pile of nooses*

Quentin Tarantino is a massive Zionist and he lives in Tel Aviv.

Now that she is dead all the chimps.she sexually abused can finally come forward.

this is true and it’s movie of the year

The thing I love about the teen social media ban is it will stop my kids from looking up track running tips while our parents continue speedrunning slop-induced brain rot at unprecedented velocities

Good call Jimbo, you stay quiet down there in the corner and everybody will assist you by completely ignoring you.

Been seeing my boss with Chat GPT open a lot this year and wondering what he is using it for exactly (he is a Brewer of beer and not exactly required to write sonnets) Anyway, turns out it's things like his monthly report which says things like "we had this event and made this beer it was yum"

The boys and I are going to start an Alvin and the Chipmunks cover band

The major conglomerates who make our sunscreen should have to wipe a good amount from the cost of a bottle for a few years because of this.

They should do a Charlie Kirk on Ralph Babet.

They should do a Charlie Kirk on Tilly Norwood

I'm glad Yarra Trams are doing this work but they could have waited a couple of months until after the Metro Tunnel had opened to service the same route

IDK if this has been pointed out before but I think the weather in Melbourne, Australia is often akin to experiencing four different seasons all in one day

The Simpsons Movie was the moment I realised that some of my cherished media may actually produce absolute crap and to be a fan of anything is to be disappointed.

Going to watch One Battle After Another tonight at the beautiful Palace Westgarth.

Hmmmm no good news again. Maybe tomorrow.

Palestinians should be able to choose their own Tony Blair like they were able to before WW2

Dunno, but a former UK prime minister declaring what will happen to Palestine is not something which went terribly well before.

Tony Blair’s only role in the Middle East should be as a defendant, on trial for commencing the illegal and disastrous Iraq war that destroyed millions of lives.

"freak out"

This is what they took from us

It's embarrassing when you look at all the good actors on the good list and they are over here with Debra Messing.

I think every Lesbian in Melbourne should line up for this very early and then jump Snoop and rip him to shreds

I wish Elon Musk was a real life Tony Stark because Tony Stark killed himself.

Seventeen year old me taking a selfie with the school pedophile at the end of term

You could also keep boycotting Disney because they donate money to Israel

From Rasmus Jarlov, chair of Denmark’s Defence Committee:

A buffet? At a rapture?

Gwartism

Don't commit sins guys! Definitely worth it. I got raptured and now Jesus is eating my ass while I'm eating a burrito. I have YouTube premium and all the videos look good.

The homeopathic cure for autism already exists

Oh, so it's just going to be 80% Groglet doing cute things? Slop era but will make 1 Billion.

Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with a Disney adult

This attitude has got to somehow link to America's mass brain rot

Will be really funny when the rapture happens and all these cunts get left behind while all the leftists and they/them's get to go fuck each other for eternity in heaven.

I truly believe that when Willie Nelson does a force of energy so great will shock the world that many fascists will die as a result

Pictured here the graves of thousands of disgusting antifa super soldiers destroyed by brave German freedom fighters.

Most useless army in the world

It’s not funny, Disney only remembers they own the Muppets when they’re very distressed