been both constipated and had diarrhoea for over a week lmao you would think that would just be normal poo's but no

Double rainbow I seen in West Melbourne

We have this really nice old gay man neighbour who gives us chocolate on easter and talks to us all the time but my ex was way more friendly with him and he has had the flag of the Zionist kiddy fuckers on his balcony since October 7th 2023. should I tell him to stop fucking talking to me?

Getting into fights with people in the comments of Better Midlers Instagram because she posted anti-israel comments. Lol

I like this, it implies Palestine will be free and Israel will not exist before he dies.

If people on the left criticise Israel they get arrested.

annnnnnnd Israel won't stop bombing Lebanon. Like fucking clockwork.

cream eggs are mid, at best

I never liked him

wish it were my ex wife

Gaza

I hate Easter and this one is going to be really tough. Boyfriend is moving the last of his stuff out now, (Ex, I should say) and he has the dog for the weekend. lucky I have lots of friends to see.

I genuinely believe that we should be doing this and more to every single fascist.

It took a cabal or billionaire pedophiles to make public transport free.

If you are mad about petrol prices I would urge you to look into the other bad things Israel has done.

I know you will be worried about Santos and Woodside and Ampol, so let's check in with how they're going live.thepoint.com.au

Today's little victory is that I got a great deal on skincare from Stylevana. Like I got everything I usually get, and more for half the regular price.

Nothing but respect for MY national flag

*in like 2017 well after his crimes were known which is much worse and for money which adds a layer toooo

Pulling off the films, with most of the cast intact and no major breakdowns of core youngsters... that was a miracle... a one off to be sure.

I hope (in vain) that this shitty war which is ruining everything will drive people away from the far right who support this shit and towards the far left who want the corporations gouging us to pay up. unfortunately people are more selfish than they are smart.

co-pilot had a mullet and talked like your mates friends boyfriend in the announcement. good flight

they did this, they did this twice.

there is also nothing wrong with a show being political. every fucking thing is political, particularly the health system in America.

I need a fucking lobotomy

haven't drank or smoke in a week, I should feel amazing. I do not.

Right now, Australian beer drinkers pay more tax than gas companies pay in Petroleum Resource Rent Tax. Australia Institute research shows a 25% tax on gas exports could solve the gas crisis – and raise $17 billion every year at the same time. #auspol

I fucking hated the fucked nerds at my boys high school who would not stop with the Chuck Norris joke's throughout 2007. Brain rot sense of humour.

this is the ad I've been waiting for

another dead ass trump supporter. yummy yummy 😋

that first name is also a crime

everyday of this 'holiday' gets worse and worse.

feel awful.

has anybody ever eaten a fury?

it's my dog's birthday and I'm alone, a continent away, still shitting my guts out from depression and fear.

I wish I could sleep for 5-6 years and wake up in like a care home or something.

Robbie Williams did a free concert in Melbourne last year, he is around these parts all the time. it's.not exactly an impressive booking.

sore tum

wait a minute, that's me.

not very good at articulating my feelings or anything. I don't know anything but to make joke. I am joke.

I don't care much for Chris Hipkins, he is not the man for the moment, more of a mouse. But this is really unfair on the guy.

hello I'm a miserable fuckup please let me sleep

I am depressed on holiday in Bali and should maybe just come home. or I could stay in this nice villa and watch the rain for the rest of my days?

Thought they had arrested RTD. Damn.

"we will come back with one thousand more Tim Reads, each one stronger than the last"

I feel like this is disrespectful most of all to Gorillaz, who are the exact opposite of all this being fake people drawn by real people with real people doing the music and also they’re sometimes good. This is disrespectful to Noodle.