There’s not a strong enough punishment for the person who decided that the tall pants should be on the bottom shelf.

My first MagicCon is done and man was that a blast!

Up early to wait in line outside MagicCon Vegas before the day gets too hot.

"johnston could i get the earnings report?" "it's looking good sir" "excellent. and what about the yearnings report?" "i miss my wife sir"

“You could lock up games so easily with Grave Pact in this deck”. Yes, I could, but I don’t want to lock them out. I want them to have a chance to do their thing, and have it not be enough. I want them to know they had every chance to win, and still failed to beat me.

Wrestlemania is Eurovision for straight dudes.

"i'll be ready in a sec guys, i just gotta change" (Closes the door to my room and starts talking to a therapist)

you're gonna wanna see this

Not saying I’ve had a new addiction but…

Perhaps the Gamers are alright

no photo of you is ever royalty free, because they've all got a king in them

This nation needs more trains for this reason alone.

It’s not often that the ending theme is better than the op of an anime but TK never misses youtu.be/KxeHOxO3A3I?...

Another absolute banger response from MaRo. Worth reading in full, but here’s a taste: “You’re used to being over-represented, so being a little less over-represented feels like something has been taken from you. But really it hasn’t.” www.tumblr.com/markrosewate...

I’ve been wanting to play League of Legends again. Help.

There’s something oddly refreshing about getting tailgated on the freeway while already going over the speed limit and you see it’s not a lifted truck but a Prius xD Nature is healing!

In the 80’s, this was a badass photo from an excellent movie. In 2025, it is a badass photo from an excellent movie that tells people where I stand politically and how I voted in the 2024 U.S. presidential election.

just posting this every day going forward

you gotta be kidneying me

could someone else be the change I want to see in the world. im busy

I’m not ashamed to say that I enjoy Little Caesars pizza, hate me all you want I don’t care!

Remember, the real winner of every commander game is who made the most tokens.

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