There’s not a strong enough punishment for the person who decided that the tall pants should be on the bottom shelf.

I am not everyone’s cup of tea, but I am someone’s shot of Malört, and that feels nice sometimes.

In a way, if someone’s bought you a beer to keep you talking, they have a paid subscription to your podcast.

All I’m saying, is we could have had space pilots…

Why shave my head? Because the person highest on my haters list went bald young so I want him to watch my hair grow back like his won’t.

What do you mean you don’t think the Three Musketeers were French? And why does your vote count?

Anyone who plays a lot of MtG arena Brawl, does anyone know what Jecht did to deserve the queue he’s in? Or did I misread his power level?

There are few feelings better to me than the acknowledgment of someone you respect.

Is anyone else in MTG slightly miffed that the black member of this cycle isn’t another type of spellcaster?

My MTG Arena guilty pleasure? Getting a little tipsy and playing starter deck games. It is thrilling.

Doritos witchcraft. These taste like white people taco night. Whether that’s good or bad is up to you, but it’s a fact.

Hey Ohio, part of the reason we deal with the rest of your crap is that you’re not supposed to be this hot. Wtf?

Not to be a downer, but anyone who thinks hate can’t produce good art has not listened to enough Fleetwood Mac.

Good luck and safe travels to all headed to Magiccon: Vegas, I’m not jealous I swear…

As the credits rolled on Blue Prince for me, I couldn’t really enjoy them. I was too busy looking for puzzle hints!

As someone who works in an area of the country that would be hostile to me expressing my real thought, it makes me happy to see so many of my friends in these spaces saying the things I wish I could.

The Dropout Stream is coming to you Today Tuesday, June 10th at 7pm EST on www.twitch.tv/strixhavendr... Come see @checkbox.bsky.social , @emiltej.bsky.social , and @shieldsdownmtg.bsky.social ! See you all there!

The Dropout Stream is coming to you Tomorrow Tuesday, June 10th at 7pm EST on www.twitch.tv/strixhavendr... Come see @checkbox.bsky.social , @emiltej.bsky.social , and @shieldsdownmtg.bsky.social ! See you all there!

In order to save money I will be downloading gacha games instead of buying MTG: Final Fantasy packs

Older women keep telling me I look like their dead husbands, so clearly I’m in the wrong dating pool.

What is TouchTunes remote play for if not confusing your friends hundreds of miles away?

It’s strange losing someone you’d lost touch with. Suddenly that vague hope of reconnecting is gone, and it’s a weird feeling.

Oh? You’ve never played against (insert pet deck)?? I guess I could go for one more game…

Got stood up at work today: and my job is literally giving people money they have already earned. New loneliness achievement unlocked 😂

🎶Let the women 🎶 on your gameplay show 🎶 play their own 🎶🎶🎶🎶 deck. 🎶

Nvm, I get it now. That’s my bad. The soul sisters version is also nuts, for further reference

I am so sorry to @celticwarriorgames.bsky.social , and only him for this game

Brawl on arena confuses me, what did Anim Pakal do to be put in the same queue as kinnan? @amytheamazonian.bsky.social

Going LIVE with @shieldsdownmtg.bsky.social and @celticwarriorgames.bsky.social over on our Twitch! Come watch some wacky decks that we’ve got planned for today!

It’s EDH Club with these cool nerds! I’ll be making cards kiss on Twitch! See you in an hour! ;) Be there or be exiled. @h0tzombie.bsky.social @shieldsdownmtg.bsky.social @itsgreyscale.bsky.social Twitch.tv/h0tzombie

“Hey will you break this minor rule for me?” “No because if I do I’ll have to do the same for the other thousand screaming children behind you.”

I’ve fallen for this before Ohio. I’ll believe in the nice weather after the next cold front.

Going LIVE with @shieldsdownmtg.bsky.social and @moongirlmagic.bsky.social tonight for Mana Dorks! Come tune in for a spicy game!

I need you to know that if your take on commander rules or bans begins with, “well in my pod…” I have stopped listening and you need to reengage me somehow.

Can't say I'm a fan of a Standard-legal set costing $200+ for a booster box. Any set that's Standard-legal should not be priced like premium product.

If you’re poopooing the Naya Final Fantasy deck for being “another boring equipment deck” and not complaining about another bant counters deck, that tells me a lot. For the record they’re both fine.

“Hey how accurate is the inventory on the self help kiosk?” “Everything but MtG is on there.” “That does explain why you didn’t have any of the cards I needed…”

The Story of how I’m not hosting an event. Clickbait aside, I’m still honored I got selected in the first place.

I like this graphic a lot more. This is exactly what I was picturing when I was saying the brackets seemed like a good first step if those involved continued to work more on it.

Thank you WotC for confirming with the bracket system what I already knew. My most powerful deck is Taniwha. moxfield.com/decks/VP6vN7...

I get sick genuinely rarely (and I’m happy for that) but man does it suck when I am.

Didn’t realize how much I missed being able to send my thoughts out into the void of the internet until I did it again. Thanks YouTube.

Commander players: How dare you play competitively in our casual format. Also commander players: what do you mean my pet deck is a 2? It’s clearly more powerful than you’re listing!

I really love the aesthetics of how this has been integrated, despite my issues with the brackets themselves.

Daretti was one of the first commander decks I built because I liked the art. And I love how his arts in this set don’t shy away from his personality. (Also, disability inclusion is a dope thing.)

Do any other MTG players have card designs they don’t like? Not too powerful, or unfair, just disliked play patterns. For me it’s Hullbreaker Horror.

Hey MTG Arena team, why is there still an 8 month old bug in your cube?

Excuse me, why are more people not raving about saddest robot? Go off Luke Pearson

Someone said that it was inappropriate and uncouth of me to offer support to trans folks at the ppr, to which I say kindly fuck right off. You'll never get me to stop supporting our most vulnerable and marginalized folks, and especially our trans community.