Post a banger that’s not in English Sopranos Season 4

And Sam Darnold, who was NOT out indefinitely

More like Drake Maye Not is this anything

Hey wait this is the last act of Macbeth…

LADY GAGA LOVES THE POKÉMON I AM MARKING OUT

Dump Truck, by Mikhail Evdokimovich Tkachev, 1956

Hurricane Maria and the power outage this is brilliant

He so fucking did.

I believe Mr. Bunny understood the assignment.

If the McSweeny’s be funny, Your day will be sunny! If the McSweeny be Morgan, Oooh, a shot to the organ.

Meat and Ferments held the Mid South Tag Team belts from 81 to 84 and were famous for their feud with the Gravy Train Express

A lot of great journalism takes time, support and money.

👀 What if I told you there was a hidden art gallery scattered across the country? What if I told you some of its treasures had vanished? What if I told you that I found them? A project three years in the making (🎁 gift link):

And she will win in part because AI boosters for their lives cannot deviate from that one misapplied analogy.

Like, it's just really easy to see that I am not going to be able to keep up with the LITERAL REST OF THE WORLD in output. Even without AI. The way people like me win is by writing memorable books that relate to the human experience.

For my entire childhood adult life my political opponents had leaned on mantras of personal responsibility and the dangers of a nanny state. Now having dismantled means to feed the hungry and shelter the unhoused they clamor for programs that help the least of men get laid. Reject the premise!

This whole discourse is a rejection of adulthood & its discontents, a special pleading for men to be exempted from some unpleasantries like: * No one is entitled to sex. * It's very common for people not to get what they want. Women are expected to put up with the above & it's not a crisis, ever.

Whoa Black Betty

Metaphor however said that it no plans to go anywhere.

Lol get rekd Billy

Captain, sensors indicate that William Fucking Kristol is William Fucking Kristoling once again.

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

The Menu (2022)

There is a way for journalists to write about themselves collectively as the story. Not easy but professionals can do it. Spiking something like this is an indicator of ”it’s stick a fork in done”

We have built an AI trained on everything except half the goddamned parables of every major civilization since the Sumerians.

KHANNESS OF LANGLEY, YOUR RIDERS AWAIT YOUR COMMAND!

Democracy Dies with Downsizing

Ok so next up here at open mic night is AUSA Julie Le cmon folks let give it up for Julie. <mild applause> <Hand drum starts> HOLD ME IN CONTEMPT SO THAT I MAY REST <beat> FINE ME SO THAT IN DESTITUTION I MAY BE REDEEMED *four quick taps* THE SYSTEM SUCKS; THE JOB SUCKS <crowd is alive>

holy shit

WHO SAID THE FRENCH AREN’T FUNNY

Psalm 10:16— The Lord is king forever and ever; the nations perish from his land.

Regret to inform you that the big tent is eating the world

And Justice For All (1979)

Fair point but the DOJ has never been more relatable.

Play La Marseillaise! Play it! apnews.com/article/fran...

@dandrezner.bsky.social and I were just taping the latest episode of Space the Nation when Molly Murderkitten came by to, well, not "hi." Maybe, "You can't prove anything," or "I did it and I'll do it again!"?

Too bad so sad you didn’t hit the exits when the warning lights were blinking, space nerds! Hope you like even more lawsuits and a highly unprofitable commoditized albatross sandbagging your retirement plan!

Gonna tell my kids this was Lionel Hutz Esq.

I’m sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly

This is now a dedicated poop truther account. Please feel free to adjust your follow block and mute lists accordingly.

Michael: it occurred to me the soldiers are paid to fight, the rebels aren't Roth: What does that tell you? Michael: They can win

Congratulations Dan Snyder you are not the most detestable GM in the NFC East anymore

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free

One can imagine a twilight zone episode where in the penultimate scene the visitor from the future solemnly explains to the now-zealous townsfolk that his warning referenced the OTHER works of Thyucidides

(To cantar no llores ) 🎼 Ai ai ai ai! I fund for the govvies!

This is the episode of Married With Children where Al Bundy decides he’s not going down owing the bank 10,000 dollars, he’s going down owing 100,000 dollars.