Bruh

Stolen from an Animorphs Facebook group.

Today was baby's first day of daycare and I've cried a lot. Upside is that this daycare has an app and they've sent 3 photos already so I think that will make me feel better. Just sucks that the US hates women/families and makes this necessary 😞

If kingdom hearts 4 is good it might be the final indicator of game 4 in a series being better than 3; borderlands, gears of war, halo, fallout, etc

Bosco got his feet done at Petco today and the universe really decided to pull at the mom hormones flooding through me nowadays because boy howdy I wanted to steal these little babies away 😭

this meme has lived rent free in my head and i can't find it on the internet again so i just remade it. slight volume warning

fifth year anniversary

My most recent favorite Instagram account is this French guy with a really rambunctious pug and he's just doing stuff and then screams "ALBERT" when the pug does something naughty Idk man it's just funny to me leave me alone lmao

Officially one week of maternity leave left. Man, it's too short 😞

Just a “spirited” little companion keeping you company in the spooky season 🕯️ Pokemon x MTG alter // Greavard as Spirited Companion

We could all use a timeline cleanse, here is your prescription

Reminder that the person who snitched on Luigi didn't get the reward that was promised. Don't talk to the feds, EVER.

We could all use a timeline cleanse, here is your prescription

I'ma be real, I'm far more sad there was yet another school shooting today, this one in my state, and it's just barely a mention on the news cause of this shit.

OMG it reminds me of that Dracula Cyndaquil we drew for Halloween some years ago! 🧛

my precious snow BABIES ❄️ I’m also trying to add my signatures but uh gonna be real ugly for a bit ☺️🤍 Snow-covered plains x Snom Pokemon alter

Since I'm still on maternity leave, finally got around to going to a dermatologist to get all my various spots checked and none were concerning - this is just a reminder for my friends to do this too!! Skin cancer is sneaky, get yourself checked! And wear SPF 😎

I have never made bread before, but today I successfully made bread 🤤

Dude saw he had a baby on the way and said "I will win every my dad can beat up your dad" fight they will have

I realize this post will only make sense to certain people but JFC clogged ducts fucking suck

Trans people have been around your whole life. You’ve been sharing bathrooms with them your whole life. They’ve been in your communities your whole life. They’ve even been playing sport your whole life. And you didn’t care *at all* till a few years ago when every right wing org decided you should

I saw this behind the scenes video from the Hobbit and this exchange popped up and I'm dying

I hope KPop Demon Hunters convinces more men to dye their hair fun colors, more folks need to rock that shit

The days that Taylor goes into work and I'm home alone with the baby are hard but last night she slept like 7 hours, and I slept 6 because I didn't do a pump in the middle of the night, so I'm already feeling great

If Trump had a stroke would it make him do a reverse Fetterman and be progressive for the last week of his life? (Probably not but it would be funny)

HAPPY LABOR DAY REMEMBER THAT YOUR RIGHTS AS A WORKER WERE HARD WON AND ARE NOT GUARANTEED. SOLIDARITY IS EVERYTHING - TALK ABOUT YOUR WAGES WITH YOUR COWORKERS, UNIONIZE WHERE YOU CAN, AND REMEMBER NOTHING HAPPENS WITHOUT YOU AND THEY WANT TO MAKE YOU FORGET THAT. DON'T LET THEM.

The weather we've been having lately is absolutely perfect and I don't want it to end

happy 12th anniversary to the greatest tweet of all time

Hey I played this one in middle school to high school! Can confirm

Kiddo got her first vaccines today and I'll have you know that after being poked 3 times she only cried for 2 minutes Since then she's been sleeping lol

Heya, kinda proud to announce that I've redone my website, more importantly, I've launched a store page. I've started really getting into board level repairs & mods, and I wanted to setup a page where you send-in failing electronics for repair or mods - Store: store.fdh.one/us - Website: fdh.one

BRUH

The universe is being mean to me today

💗FREE POKEMON EMOTES💗 This week we have Gen 2! (I'm currently losing sleep over what to do with armless Torchic for Gen3) PLEASE attribute/credit me if you use any! 💗 RTs appreciated! Download from my website: spiffiey.weebly.com/free-emotes

The fact that Pocket hasn't given me a Typhlosion or the fancy Cyndaquil card is fucked up 😭 Anyone have an extra of the pretty Cyndaquil card? 👉👈

goofy final boss

Idc what anyone says my baby is the cutest baby and I will hear no arguments otherwise

Why is it so fucking silly lmao

After several days of sleep deprivation, the baby slept like 6.5 hours straight last night and I feel so alive 😭

Taylor is reading "iwaspoisoned.com" twitter posts and crying laughing and it's honestly healing me

Enough people said they wanted to see the final slide deck, so I took the time to put it on my non-teacher github so I could share it. I didn't end up getting in trouble. I ended up being encouraged by a colleague to share it with my dept chair, and he liked it authorblues.github.io/lecture-slid...

Rewatched some of the latest season of the great British baking show that's on Netflix, and I can't stop thinking about how Paul Hollywood didn't know what freaking gochujang was

The Johto pokemon starters sharing a snack! [ #art #pokemon ]

Please tell me how our not even 2 month old baby had 7oz of milk tonight/this morning?? Clearly she takes after her mother, like goddamn

i want one