Send me to wherever this is 🏝️˖°𓇼𓂃 𓈒𓏸 Dewgong + seel MTG Island Alter 🌊

Today I called my mom and told I might want her to teach me how to crochet and then she tells me a story about a young man that was at her knitting club who was making paws for a fur suit (her words). I fear I have educated my mother too much lmao

Has anyone ever contacted customer support for netflix, Hulu, Disney+, etc and threatened to cancel their subscription unless they bring it back down to its old price and had that work? I'm considering doing that but just wondering what my chances of success would be

Goddamnit do I need to learn to crochet now?

Baby took vaccines like a champ again, and she's 14lbs now 🥹

I think it's pretty funny 90% of the sidequests in Pokemon za will ask you before you battle if you want to, but the cop who's falsely interrogating you just locks you into a fight with no confirmation. Pokemon says acab

Second ability of gluttony LMAO

Go watch my husband be funny do it

www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvwl... i was on ETNA this week yapping about the games list! i managed to say a LOT of things

From the Guardian. Cartoonist Ella Baron.

Shoutouts to the motherly coworkers, mine came through hard for me today 😭

Aaahhh look at this little guy 😭😍

I love my friends

Games committee accidentally figured out cloning technology, and my clones are now rapidly taking over Discord, pls send help. Otherwise, get ready for the sequel to SM64 70p 70-star: BL2 70p Co-op All Quests,coming soon to an AGDQ near you

I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.

Bucks County ousts ALL Republicans from the Central Bucks and Pennridge school boards after both school boards were ground zero for anti-trans policies in 2021. The wave is receding.

2026 Primary Woke Wave

i can’t believe a good thing happened we should do this more often

😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎

Of course the night that @amyrlinn.bsky.social is going on a podcast is when Bosco is in a MOOD lol

I already struggled with having to do daycare so I'm having a time over here getting responses like this from family

We finally have the listing from the police for Malaya, so I'm resharing with their juvenile unit number if you have any information or have seen her. She's been missing for 10 days. 973-321-1126

gofund.me/ed39eefcd Hey all. In a rough spot that may potentially get rougher. If you want to help, here’s a way to do it. TLDR: My cat is on track to have his second UTI of 2025. I do not have the savings to not go into debt. Any and all of this will either cover vet bills, or be donated to (1/2)

Hey.

Live VC reaction to that home run:

I've Done It. 269 songs, all listened to and ranked in 22 days. (My personal) definitive Bigbang song power ranking list here: docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

🍂🍂🍂

first time?

Some fun cards to start out the morning ✨

Y'shtola and Mismagius :] #ffxiv

What?

Brought some of my TeeTurtle reversible plushies into work to make my desk more fun and to give people an idea of how I'm feeling that day

Hooray for high school Spanish going a long way - my Uber driver seems to be having a good time talking to me with my very out of practice Spanish lol I remember a lot more than I thought I ever would though! I feel so validated 😂

My app, MTG Stat Tracker (please let me know if you have a better name), is out now! I have more features planned, but right now it's a basic stat tracker to keep track of win-rates with a low effort interface. Get it here! iOS: tinyurl.com/ytzrvkrt Android: tinyurl.com/y5hbn6c2

When you're from a state that has stupid alcohol laws, it's always jarring to see liquor in a gas station Also the locked up labubus, lol

How in the year of our lord 2025 do people still think it's fine to be on a call on speaker in public places

I don't think I'm intimidating at all so like a 2 but I do kinda have a resting bitch face so maybe I'm more like a 5 when I'm mean muggin

Spooky scary graveyard! Chandelure in its natural habitat 🕯️ wanted to make a spiritual successor to the greavard card, and we happened to have this in our bulk!!! 🪦 Chandelure x MTG

Sometimes I get sad thinking about how our daughter isn't going to know one of her grandparents (my dad), but then I look at what he posts on his Facebook and I know it's better this way.

Same

Everyone in the house is sick (thank you baby for bringing home daycare crud) and we all sound awful but at least we have each other 😭😂

I see a lot of people posting takes about ZA and I think mine has to be that I like anchovies as a topping

I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.

One of the new coworkers said that she doesn't want to watch the LOTR movies because they're "basically the same as Harry Potter." I.....want to die

Idk how my algorithm got to it but this openly queer stripper is on my Instagram timeline now and the amount of people asking her in the comments why she has 2 short fingernails on her right hand is both astounding and hilarious to me

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking? Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

Hi I gave baby a bath by myself for the first time (they've been a team effort until now) because she decided to shit her whole ass while @amyrlinn.bsky.social was in a GDQ meeting, please clap

Now that its officially Monday on the East Coast, I can post this:

FFS if someone tells you they don't want photos of their kids on social media then DON'T DO IT. My best friend is furious with her SIL because the SIL posted a photo that had her baby in it and this person has a PUBLIC Facebook. Cmon y'all, we know how skeevy the Internet can be, JFC