Either the IRS knows that Bruce Wayne is Batman, or he could get into some serious trouble with them.

ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.

"Twink death" is a needlessly dramatic phrase for something so normal and natural as aging.

The reason women love a man in uniform is knowing he has a job.

"Famous for being famous" seems to just be what we tell kids who are too young to know what a sex tape is.

One thing they don't tell you about growing up Mormon is casually thinking "I hope the world doesn't end before I get to see these cool-looking PG-13 movies on home video."

Every autistic man is confronted with the choice between being a wholesome dork or a reactionary dork.

Have you lost $10,000 or more on a cryptocurrency scam? [points and laughs at the camera]

doodle. write poems you never show anyone. make banana bread. take pictures of birds. grow a plant. the goal isn’t to build job skills or “become a creative” it’s to just fool around and experience yourself and the world around you

this is maybe trite at this point but it is in your interest to find ways to create things. basically everyone wants you to be consuming nonstop. making stuff, from cooking to photography or whatever, can help you feel more in control. doesn’t even have to be something you share with other people

Men should be like Aragorn, or if failing that, like Samwise.

On the subject of AI, no decision should be made by anything incapable of remorse.

Trump's threat to sue the South Park team is way funnier than the actual episode in question, IMHO.

Trump over the past week.

Superman 2025 is proof that it's not cheezy if you sincerely mean every word of it.

Just saw the new Superman movie. It's probably the best version of him I've seen.

Disney is in a Gilded Age, meaning that it's making billions off of inferior remakes and aqcuired properties.

Elon naming his party the America Party is like naming your dog Barky.

July only just started, and I'm already eager for fall.

As a guy whose dad never got me into sports, I had no idea that some people hate them so viscerally, with such weird-ass political reasoning.

"Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness" are probably the best way to start a new country, but that promise has been hampered from the beginning by bullshit beliefs rooted in bullshit theology.

I just saw "Elio" in 3d. It was a beautiful experience.

As someone with many veteran friends, I feel bad for the soldiers ordered to march in that stupid parade.

I told you we’d be back

actually unreal how funny this image is

why is the president the only person testing the limits of his power? everyone should see what they can get away with. what if zookeepers gave helicopters to gorillas? nobody has tried this

I'm surprised that a power-sharing agreement between 2 narcissists would last even that long.

Has anyone else wondered what it would be like to be a space-alien's housepet, or just me?

Based on all these foreign election results, it seems that other countries have decided that even blandly uninspiring centrists are actually preferable to whatever Trump is.

I have far less interest in any ethnic food if it's served by someone who speaks good English.

I don't have guilty pleasures. I have things I enjoy and I have people who can fuck themselves if they want to judge me

Dictatorships require massive buraeucracy to establish and maintain, meaning Trump may have already saved the constitutional republic from himself.

Whenever I encounter a 30-year-old with an 18-year-old, I can't help but wonder how long they've been together.

A humble meme I made years ago about The Elder Scrolls lore.

Next, they'll offer voluntary sterilization. After that, comes the coercion to sign up.

A movie that takes place where you're from

no trans woman ever took my nintendo

Getting asked for an ID is a nice little assurance that my hairline hasn't receded much.

Just once, I'd like to see Jesus portrayed by a scruffy brown dude.

Whoever first asked "would you still love if I were a worm" must have been high as the Internatinal Space Station.

As a pastor, I'm not concerned about those who question God or even doubt God. That’s just part of faith. My concern are those who claim to know the mind of God better than anyone and therefore act as though they have the right to impose their beliefs on everyone else.

Imagine breaking into Area 51 to meet aliens, but it's just warehouses full of uranium and mustard gas.

Got my most recent blood tests back just now. Oof. I...really need to get back on treatment. And I really need to be able to do that and feed my family. Every patron matters. patreon.com/cknightwrites

Why Agriculture?

If Trump does try to annex Canada, I feel sorry for any soldiers that would have to try to "pacify" Quebec.

DOGE is tearing down walls as if none of them are load-bearing.

The good news is that there is an International Men's Issues Day. The bad news is that it coincides with Modern Toilet Appreciation Day.

I don't really believe that Revelations is literal, but I do believe Trump is an antichrist (albeit with a lowercase "a").

Can anyone who knows physics confirm my assumption that the force required for that would've killed the guy?