Vance directly compared Trump to Hitler, only to sell his soul for the cuck chair.

Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers.

I'm worried that Christianity is being replaced not by reasoned compassion, but by toxic individualism.

It's weird that Oblivion character creator doesn't allow the addition of more muscle or fat. I don't mind playing as a twink, but I'd love other options.

Trump's the type of dude to lower his mask when he coughs.

I actively choose to believe that "Santa Baby" is satirical purely to maintain my respect for Eartha Kitt.

Yes, the woman in "Baby, It's Cold Outside" is just being coy, but that doesn't change how poorly the lyric "Say, what's in this drink?" has aged (albeit for reasons that aren't the fault of the song itself).

How Rudolph should've answered Santa in that movie:

OH WELL - dashare.zone ADMIN

We gotta do a nationwide inquest into antisocial behavior. Leaving your dog's poop on the street. Not returning shopping carts. The What's Wrong With You initiative

The PLA is preparing for this vision of future combat. Why aren't we? By the Editorial Board

What makes me angriest about the fake AI videos where people yell at ICE is that there’s a million actual videos, there’s actual priests being pelted with pepper balls, it’s just that the real priest didn’t say “we worship the real God not your ORANGE one” so he wasn’t quippy enough

If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.

Ghost tours are either scams or in very poor taste.

As much as I love Del Toro's horror, I would like him to make at least one more action movie. I enjoyed every second of Pacific Rim.

When a celebrity I like gets arrested for what turns out to be tax evasion:

A moth got into the shelter tonight and it was the event of the season.

What people probably think of my family tree...

I'm sorry, Josef Stalin. Ooh! We are for real. Never meant to make your daughter cry. We snatched up her boyfriend, then he died.

Taylor Swift may not make my type of music, but I genuinely respect that she wrote a song so obviously about Travis's penis.

I love watching the vice president slowly realize that the Catholic Church cares about far more than embryos and fetuses.

If a machine could ever be a person, it would be deeply immoral to claim ownership of such a machine.

Either the IRS knows that Bruce Wayne is Batman, or he could get into some serious trouble with them.

ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.

"Twink death" is a needlessly dramatic phrase for something so normal and natural as aging.

The reason women love a man in uniform is knowing he has a job.

"Famous for being famous" seems to just be what we tell kids who are too young to know what a sex tape is.

One thing they don't tell you about growing up Mormon is casually thinking "I hope the world doesn't end before I get to see these cool-looking PG-13 movies on home video."

Every autistic man is confronted with the choice between being a wholesome dork or a reactionary dork.

Have you lost $10,000 or more on a cryptocurrency scam? [points and laughs at the camera]

doodle. write poems you never show anyone. make banana bread. take pictures of birds. grow a plant. the goal isn’t to build job skills or “become a creative” it’s to just fool around and experience yourself and the world around you

this is maybe trite at this point but it is in your interest to find ways to create things. basically everyone wants you to be consuming nonstop. making stuff, from cooking to photography or whatever, can help you feel more in control. doesn’t even have to be something you share with other people

Men should be like Aragorn, or if failing that, like Samwise.

On the subject of AI, no decision should be made by anything incapable of remorse.

Trump's threat to sue the South Park team is way funnier than the actual episode in question, IMHO.

Trump over the past week.

Superman 2025 is proof that it's not cheezy if you sincerely mean every word of it.

Just saw the new Superman movie. It's probably the best version of him I've seen.

Disney is in a Gilded Age, meaning that it's making billions off of inferior remakes and aqcuired properties.

Elon naming his party the America Party is like naming your dog Barky.

July only just started, and I'm already eager for fall.

As a guy whose dad never got me into sports, I had no idea that some people hate them so viscerally, with such weird-ass political reasoning.

"Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness" are probably the best way to start a new country, but that promise has been hampered from the beginning by bullshit beliefs rooted in bullshit theology.

I just saw "Elio" in 3d. It was a beautiful experience.

As someone with many veteran friends, I feel bad for the soldiers ordered to march in that stupid parade.

I told you we’d be back

actually unreal how funny this image is

why is the president the only person testing the limits of his power? everyone should see what they can get away with. what if zookeepers gave helicopters to gorillas? nobody has tried this

I'm surprised that a power-sharing agreement between 2 narcissists would last even that long.