Partying the night before my mom's birthday brunch was a bad idea lol I'm a big dumb dumb

Just got clocked as a monsterfucker at this house party while I explained why predator is turning hotter and hotter lol GUILTY AS CHARGED

Backed by the Heritage Foundation and Big Tech, KOSA will force everyone to upload their ID to access the internet. In an age when Palantir has direct ties to ICE, where technofascists are in power and want to eliminate and censor everything, we CANNOT allow KOSA to pass. It NEEDS mass pushback.

The cast is so hot I'm gonna die

A before and after I did some alterations to my money heist costume. Accidentally made it too form-fitting and now it's hard to sit or bend in lol

Border patrol agents deployed tear gas on the 3700 block of North Kildare where residents say a landscape worker, a resident, and a woman on a bike were detained. Video from a resident.

Finally watched the new Superman and I have so many thoughts. So unserious, so perfect in tone, I loved Mr Terrific and Krypto, and it's possibly my favorite James Gunn project (maybe still tied with the first Guardians, I'll have to rewatch it and decide).

THEM!!! 😍😭😍

Dogsitting is a great time to teach myself how to make chainmail!

"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it

WOW it is wonderful to be alive. such a blessing i am so endlessly thankful for such a rare gift

Went with the blood, it's not accurate but I feel el espooky

Protesters have blocked the westbound side of Canal. They are chanting "ICE out of New York now!" and "Liberation, not deportation!"

Friends who've seen Lost Boys, I need your thoughts! I'm dressing up like Michael tonight for a concert, and it doesn't look enough like a costume. I was thinking of putting some blood on the edges of my mouth, but he never drinks any blood besides out of the fancy bottle...

I think these videos are going to break through and upset voters…..

Good lord police you're looking for someone who robbed an art museum the guy is RIGHT THERE

hell yeaj

MICROSOFT: We'll keep providing Windows 10 security & service updates but you gotta fork over 70USD for the first year, 140USD for the second year, and 210USD for the third year. You bitch. You fucking piece of shit MUSCLEFUR VTUBER: Open Powershell and hit three keys to do it completely free

Stizzy

Fucking fuck, heretic is a lot scarier than I was expecting lol good thing I'm watching in the middle of the day haha 🙃

This is what democracy looks like. #NoKings

An astonishingly large crowd! Chicago

Hey, as a heads up for NSFW peeps in the US, US President administration just made a shitton of BlueSky accounts. I would highhhhly recommend subbing to this blocklist so they don't show up on any algorithm feeds (and so they can't see your shit) bsky.app/profile/eva....

Mr. Mamdani when will you wear wigs

Earlier today at the gym: man, why do I have no energy and all of my usual weight amounts seem way too much?! Why am I struggling?! My period:

Guillermo del Toro on 'Frankenstein': 'AI can go f**k itself!'

The singular scene that makes s2 worth watching 😭

Went to the pumpkin patch, the one with the dinosaurs ☺️☺️

We believe that in the wealthiest city in the wealthiest nation in the history of the world, working people deserve a dignified life. And to the billionaires who think this movement is an existential threat to their corruption of our democracy: you're right.

Well it's been a hell of a morning. Got up early to get to a client's house, mom was already out so the boys were on their own like normal. I go to the gym after work and run to Michaels next door to get what I need to finish this costume. I was THIS close to getting a fresh samosa at the market...

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Why would a billionaire want a functioning paper? Functioning papers cover shit like “did you know this billionaire makes his workers pee into bottles instead of taking a break” and “you pay way more tax than a guy with ten yachts”

Rest in power, Miss Major. www.advocate.com/news/miss-ma...

Papa Smurf wears a Phrygian cap, most often associated with the French Revolution, indicating Smurf Village had a monarchy it has since overthrown. This makes Papa Smurf, de facto head of state post-revolution, akin to Robespierre. In this essay I will —

Idk what the Bird is trying to tell me. Is this a threat??

Amphibians unite 🐸🐸 #WarRavagedPortland

HAHAHAHA couldn't have happened to a worse person!!!

This will be my last year using Spotify, I'll be moving over to qobuz soon. Fuck Spotify, fuck AI, and fuck ICE.

Sad to hear about Diane Keaton passing away. First Wives Club is a fave of mine and I'll watch it tonight in her memory 😔

The city is so pretty 😍

So this is happening, I've gotta get back into knitting cause the chainmail isn't actually chain, it's a garter stitch! Ultimately that'll be so much comfier! I still plan to do the chain accents here and there, I can see that becoming a much bigger hobby for me tbh...

Ladies and gentlemen, we did it. SB 79 has been signed.

"I use AI but only for -" ok either stop or dont bother telling me because that will never change my opinion which is that you have no good excuse and you never will. no one will

S1 Steddyhands

Lol this is just farcical

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