plz help holy goodness

I forgot to update my bio when I turned 24. I turn 25 in 9 days.

#HexCorp - The game! CORPORATE EXPANSION. zebra-north.com/hexcorp/corp... I wanted to make a simple game from start to finish (code, design, art) in about a week or so, and this is what I came up with. Have fun! 💻🦓 It's made in plain old JavaScript and HTML. No libraries or frameworks or anything.

Look, if this country ever gets through this, MAGA memorabilia needs to be treated like Nazi memorabilia. Trump's signature should be akin to scarlet letter. Having a MAGA hat in your house should be like having Klan robes or family photos taken at a lynching.

Why is my entire polycule going through it

No new pictures.. Where are you mentally?

finals over time to assemble thirteen hearts of darkness

Nick Fuentes has been working overtime to sanitize his image and present himself as a uniter of the left and right. Very clearly using language often associated with the left. This is part of a larger effort by the anti-Zionist antisemitic far right to recruit people on the left.

sometimes i wonder why i got no notifs then remember i post once a decade

I got that dog in me I will eat the steak off the counter and I will look at you like I did something more cursed

i need to be welded into a tetrapod mech with several things that make things go boom

the mtg/linguistics/trans nerds have translated "death before detransition" into phyrexian.

US Department of Agriculture says no food aid benefits will be issued next month reut.rs/3WohHMk

7 simply because I wear all black and have RBF

me when me car is being weirdge

I am Deeply Normal about all the pretty people in the new pokemon game

There's always time for fun...It's Friday night.

Disney adults canceling subscriptions, vacations, etc really are making the Harry Potter adults that threw a fit over a $60 video game look like huge bitches

I have ordered An Item and I do not think my Polycule is prepared

i should buy a kennel

The evil twinks hubris has finally caught up to them...

i haven't seen brave m!robin in years, his fodder is also super out of date. pick him only if he's your fave. gullveig hasn't killed anything since breath of life 4 existed and corrin aged like Milk almost immediately 😭 they might get good refines but those are rolling out after this freebie ends

Why the hell did getting kicked out of my steam mobile app for *checks notes* no reason make my account literally fort knox?

I need Democratic online types to understand that because of this, Newsom is dead to me. Dead. I'd sooner vote for an actual corpse. There is no hope, none, that he'll win me over, *because he has established he is a bad person*. There's no coming back from this. Take my advice and move the fuck on.

One interesting thing about Superman (2025) is that because it doesn’t show the origin story for any of the characters, starts in the middle of the conflict, and jumps straight into fantastical things like kaiju and pocket dimensions, it’s the closest a comic book movie has come to this post

Bluesky is dying cause not enough people are sharing one of the best videos ever made.

Fuck I think I'm getting into the idea of being a Mech Pilot as a kink thing

what if we kissed and we were both rubberdolls

Once again for the few mutuals who will see this Why

"I'M GOD DAMN MISTER TERRIFIC" is the funniest fucking line in the entire movie

stolen

✨🌈Non Binary Pride dragon!

The fucking bug gank in nightreign is somehow less pleasant than a root canal tbh

me when the funni goat man offers me shit in exchange for debuffs that will cost me the run

I swear to Barbatos this fucking Marvel Rivals update is cursed and will not let me download it Overnight? Did like 200 kps This morning? Paused it and it lost over half the progress. While I was at work? Same fucking shit.

I want Emma Frost to parry grab me into the floor with the four hours this marvel rival update has taken to get to 50%

I'm in my mid 20s now I am old twink. Give the old twink ur best pictures of garlic bread.

I hit 100 pity on Venti's weapon and lost my 50/50 to Tighnari on Escoffier I just want to build a cryo team ffs

what randy's doing here is actually a sales technique that dates all the way back to the middle ages. google "randy pitchford medieval times" if you want to see him talk about it

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Im like if Dracula Flow was an Evil Twink

There's a reason I'm called Snoozy in some circles and it's cus I'm always so fucking tired.

Enby utge to just not sleep

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