the government is hiding this from you

Henry Kissinger is going to outlive Twitter lol

i’m going to start posting early 2000s lolcats and become the most universally reviled account on here 💖

Hey y’all! I’m trying to connect with Disinfo researchers on here, so if y’all know of any on bluesky that I’m not yet following, then please let me know!

i learned some things about hedgehogs last night

M&Ms have been woke ever since they dropped the bit where the blue one is a divorced sex tourist

i need to bring my “posting things from silly cryptid websites” energy to bluesky, anyways here’s a screenshot about ostensibly Confederate forest elves in the Civil War

weird of him to say this now—it’s fairly late to be just adopting this line. wonder what his pivot will be

If you’re a member of Congress and your friends aren’t discussing ~Laundering Cash ~Wire Fraud ~Stealing Public Funds ~Making False Statements it’s time to find a new circle. Your network is your net worth 👑 Keep grinding. They hate George Santos because they are HUNGRY💸📈😤💪

it’s never too early in the morning to do some light online shopping

and, to paraphrase @gamergirlrights.bsky.social, they’re watching you reading them and learning from the response

As was reported by my friend Alex Kaplan on Twitter Elon Musk is subscribing to QAnon influencer Kanekoa. Musk has engaged several times with Kanekoa and amplified the QAnon influencers content as well.

what is this thing

suggestion for bluesky: marketplace tab, but only for the sale and exchange of teeth

I don't know why there's ALF discourse, but I would like everybody to know that ALF was canceled because everyone on set hated each other, and one guy got so pissed once he "became crazed" and attacked the puppet.

i hope they make ChatGPT write this during the writers’ strike

i have faith that we can meme our way into a gritty, sexy ALF reboot

Twitter: Apollonian Bluesky: Dionysusian

there’s some unbelievable stuff in the declassified JFK files

of course there was never actually a TV show called “ALF.” does that sound real? we thought you were in on the joke man

once more into the breach 🥹