which way, western teen

(my first day as HHS secretary) what they don’t tell you… what they’re KEEPING from you, is that tummy time is equally—if not more—important for adults

Orville Fucking Redenbacher!

twitter alternatives that will gain traction in the next several months: -linkedin Social -myspace 2 -neopets forums -one giant google doc everyone in the world can edit -the roku app, somehow -sending each other the same dollar back and forth on venmo -Phone

twitter alternatives that will gain traction in the next several months: -linkedin Social -myspace 2 -neopets forums -one giant google doc everyone in the world can edit -the roku app, somehow -sending each other the same dollar back and forth on venmo -Phone

im a bitch / im a lover im hulk hogan / hey there brother

selling one invite code to threads for 30 dollars or best offer

selling one invite code to threads for 30 dollars or best offer

new whip :)

my favorite thing is when dogs have people names and my dad’s dog is named Matthew i hope you like him

i’m going to start posting early 2000s lolcats and become the most universally reviled account on here 💖