Is it appropriate to make an announcement of "can the children faking orgasm noises please cease and desist" to the bunch of teenagers. I'm not sure they've ever seen tits beyond a computer screen, and shockingly they got off at Rugeley and ran for the Birmingham train from the other platform.

My dad is meant to be coming over to spray some weedkiller around parts of the garden. The sky has just gone black so I suspect it's about to rain, thus rendering weedkiller pointless.

RIP Moya Brennan, a wonderful singer, composer, harpist, sister of Enya, and gave - with Clannad - the first ever performance in Irish on Top of the Pops. www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zHT...

"It's just a bad period." A personal piece about Endometriosis.

new bucket list unlocked for my adhd craft friends:

I have a body and I'm so fucking fed up of this, and I feel like all I'm ever doing is complaining about this at the moment. I was doing ok last week, then over did it with a couple of extra days of work and now I'm wrecked. Life is actually pretty good. I just can't enjoy it.

one of the three tarot cards i associate with shadowgast, The Star 🌟 #shadowgast #CriticalRole #CriticalRoleFanArt

I'm tired and grumpy and have been referred to as "the lady with the lovely hair" or "the train lady" too many times today, I want to crawl out of my skin.

I'm halfway through my shift, I have a stupid email to respond to and two more trains I still have soooooo many fic tabs open, but I found a fic that I actually noped out of. I think I might have found my HR nope level. (looked like excellent fic, premise just sat off with me, so I closed the tab)

The fact that the ramen place at new street doesn't open until 1200 and my break is at 1130-1230 makes me so sad. I don't have time for ramen. And I'm fucking starving right now because breakfast was a couple of biscuits about 4 hours ago.

AO3 put out a warning detailing what kinds of automated bot comments you should watch for, remember its AI doing these archiveofourown.org/admin_posts/...

Engineering works have been "completed" Engineering works have not been tested. Everything is running slow and late today.

I want a nap, but it's a bit late for a nap now. I am just very snoozy (my bedroom gets afternoon sun, so it's warm and Jazz is also snoozy)

I stayed up finishing my book, and now I'm hungry (unrelated to the book, I just ate weirdly today)

alright its time for another one page rpg, so here is Gay Hockey Dragon Sex Coffee Shop Romantic Sportsball Cozy Dark Fantasy which I feel covers all my bases pretty neatly

For transgender day of visibility, here's an article about how long the waiting list for a gender identity clinic first appointment is in my city. I've just had to accept that without winning the lottery I won't have access 🤷 www.wearequeeraf.com/gender-clini...

Quote this with your fanwork with the most kudos. Geraskier, going to Kaer Morhen with some competent Jaskier. Given that most of what I write is niche pairings, I'm not shocked (but a little disappointed) archiveofourown.org/works/29700921

Got my hair done yesterday. I said "cyberpunk" and my stylist went "hold my beer" and created something magical.

Need to put some trousers on and go make dinner. I can't really be bothered, but I spent a lot of time yesterday making black bean and corn salsa, and enchilada sauce from scratch (because Tesco only had "mild") so I probably ought to actually use both.

There is someone I am friends with at work whose kids love hp. And I'm trying so hard not to absolutely lose it. But she knows how I feel. And she's just like "but the kids are such fans" Then find them new fucking books!

I will confess when I tossed the Galbraith book at work, it did go in the trash, but that was only so I could pour the dregs of my coffee over it so no one would pull it back out.

Re: my last reposts “Do not put money in the pocket of a woman who has sworn publicly to use it to disenfranchise vulnerable populations” is the smallest ask imaginable. It’s not oxygen, it’s not food. It’s television. You can do without. There are thousands of other shows for you to watch.

I love my cat dearly, but I'm not sure I really want her little wet nose in my ear.

I'm done with work for a week. I'm in crying amounts of pain (need food so I can take more painkillers) I have a list of things to get done, I have a purring cat. Things aren't actually that bad. (Pain will ease now I'm not on my feet, my ankles remain useless)

I have been at work since 0900. It's now 1519 and I've just finished my break. I've gone Northampton - Crewe - Euston - Milton Keynes (break) And now I'm doing Milton Keynes - Northampton - Birmingham New Street - Northampton. I am exhausted and my ankles feel like ice picks are being stabbed in.

I have been at work since 0900. It's now 1519 and I've just finished my break. I've gone Northampton - Crewe - Euston - Milton Keynes (break) And now I'm doing Milton Keynes - Northampton - Birmingham New Street - Northampton. I am exhausted and my ankles feel like ice picks are being stabbed in.

Work tomorrow, and then I have a week off. I have a couple of appointments, and allegedly a birthday dinner to go to, but other than that I have things to do around the house and projects I badly want to finish. Please place bets on how much I fail to get done 😅

Seen tacked to a community board on my walk

Small child wisdom... "Balloons don't have gravity in them, so they don't stay on the ground"

never a bad time to remind everyone that Farscape exists and is free to watch and is easily one of the top five space shows ever made. Has been described as "one American astronaut's introduction to the Australian kink scene, with muppets" and that's only like 1/5th of it but I got a character limit

Another day of trying to get things done. With a vet appointment and d&d as well.

In a move that will shock absolutely no one, a man got verbally abusive at me last night because I told him to put his dick away and stop pissing on the platform at Euston.

ramiel #risograph

Work is testing my patience this evening. Something that should have been an easy fix was impossible because different train companies have different rules, and so about 15 people got fucked over this evening. (A lot more really, but those were the ones I was responsible for trying to help)

Well I managed to get out of bed before 1000 today, which is a win. I've had tea and toast, and now I need to stop vegging on the couch and do something.

Ugh. Right. Tomorrow I do things around the house. I know my depression is spiralling because I've been in potato mode. So I should get out of potato mode. Simple. Right?

You absolutely cannot separate the artist and the art without contributing to the persecution of trans people. Boycott everything Potter.

I really enjoy my job. I'm just so fucking exhausted right now, because the new trains are awful, because the world is on fire, because my body is trying to kill me on a regular basis. I have next week off, and while I have plans, I suspect I will spend most of the week in a heap in bed.

Adam Baldwin was literally *the* guy who named GamerGate and made it go viral. It was just some loser 4chan/incel YouTuber shit before then. They spammed him to get his attention because they knew he’s also a psycho loser and they wanted to make it go viral, and he did it. And it worked.

trusty steed 🐴🩶🐺 #thewitcher #geralt #thewitcherfanart

I'm not sure if there is professional beef or a lovers tiff going on behind the counter at the coffee shop I'm in, but it's fucking hilarious. They are bickering like an old married couple in full view of everyone (and we're at a main train interchange)

this is like the thesis statement of our times

Some photos from a LARP event last year have just come out, and they're amazing, and there are some fantastic ones of me, but god I hate how I look sometimes, and trying to separate that from how fucking badass I also look, is very fucking hard.

Make it stick.

when he’s strong and fast and also fresh from the fight 🫦

Statement from @quaker.org.uk about tonight's police raid on Westminster Meeting House. Guys, I don't think they're buying the Met's line about it all being a cover for plotting "mass shoplifting"

Brain is being a pile of shit. Curled up on the couch because I had a night of pregnancy dreams which are basically horror experiences for me. I need to go medicate Jazz and eat some lunch, but I like being a small ball on the couch.

Ao3 is down and I'm spare at work. Yes, I have my book and my knitting, but I was halfway through a fic 😭