The world may be going to hell, but it's time for some Skeet Surfin' on Showtime.

Listening to Sauer, and knowing Trump is sitting behind him, I'm thinking of Trading Places, with the Dukes trying to corner the Frozen Concentrated Orange Juice market and watching his commodities trader get trampled.

The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit.

Post a banger not in English (the movie is fun too!) www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHey...

I never left, @noahjodice.bsky.social

Not enough attention is being paid in L.A. to the 1/26 launch of Murdoch's "The California Post" which is HQ'd on the Fox lot. The hollowing out of the LA Times & local media, and the flabbiness in L.A.'s civic culture, has created a perfect storm of opportunity; Murdoch was sharp enough to see it.

Watching the original South Park movie from 1999, and damn if it doesn't get more relevant every year, never now so than now.

IS IT SAFE?

And what people don't want to admit is that what was once either a luxury good or an occasional emergency necessity became just another product we could buy at will.

@davidlaz.bsky.social Hi David - we had a few nice exchanges on the bad place a few years back; sorry it took so long for me to find you on Bluesky! I'd like to message you and get your take on an idea - can you please follow me back so I can DM, or send your email? Thank you so much.

12 years ago today was "Batkid Day" - the the last time I can remember pure shared nonpolitical joy on social media (and the kid is healthy and doing well!) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batkid

this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"

Disney employees should call in sick tomorrow.

Caught a screening of "The Roses" last night. An interesting departure from the DeVito version; much less dark but the relationship is far more layered. My dark heart prefers the original but I get what this one is trying to do. Lightly recommend.

Slightly diminish a band: Teal Day.

@nathantankus.bsky.social declares something to be an immutable truth, insults someone who respectfully disagrees in good faith, and then blocks them from engaging. Classy. I'll try to remember him for his good investigative work around the Treasury payment system and forget that he's a jerk.

Quite this with a great TV father.

Come get your kicks...

Truth.

Beverly Hills comin' together for #nokings

Baby You Can Drive My Cardamom.

I could tell a joke about Argos, but you wouldn't recognize it.

"By the 4th of July the economy will be really rockin' again" - Jared Kushner, April, 2020.

The world may suck but justice and truth is still possible.

And President Harris is touring South Texas to promote measles vaccination.

In the alternative universe today, VP @governorwalz.mn.gov is convening a panel of teachers and nutritionists to discuss legislation on providing universal free breakfasts to children from low-income families.

Well, at least the U.S. has succeeded in its longstanding goal of bringing the world closer together.

They're finally bringing binchotan to Newcastle.

I didn't realize the NCAA old-timers game was today. 😲

When you combine Musk and Trump, you get the Mumps. I'll show myself out...

Demi Moore losing to Mikey Madison should be a post-credits scene to The Substance.

Honestly wild that we are potentially going to see the sundering of the Western alliance system because a few very important people don't understand how the Mercator projection works.

Tried yet again to get through the last sequence of "Six Feet Under" without sobbing. Failed miserably.

@heykarlin.bsky.social Glad I found you here!

Whelp, here I am.