people are celebrating the election but we need to talk about the people who were hurt by this election. the billionaire. they fought so hard for themself and their right to horde money like a cartoon villain and lost. thats why Im starting a fund to help billionaires in need. #helpthebillionaires

I might make a fake list that claims to be "woke" people but is just people from MAGA. so if a MAGA guy blocks that list they will see half their feed vanish. also because im grumpy that im on a MAGA list. #lists #angy #yabadabadoo #uuuuh

lil psa I got put on a block list saying that I am from MAGA. this list is strange containing both people that are very much MAGA. and also some people who are not. so just make sure that you check who is on a list before blocking it bsky.app/profile/did:.... also tell the maker that im hella chill.

bro ai is cooked 💀 #google #ai #meme #funny

the election is cool and all but Im thinking about something else... the files

sitting = sinning. I stand because it makes me closer to God.

Stephen Miller consistently polls well with Nazis but has seen his support drop among pedophiles, who feel he isn't doing enough to prevent trafficked women from being deported

Fun fact: if you use the gay hashtag Bluesky will start showing gay porn that is not labeled as gay porn. Algorithms are great. #gay (I have cursed myself to saying “less like this” for the meme) @bsky.app fix pretty please :)

The piss tank on the ISS is now 5% full.

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Mandatory week off for all politicians. They all have to go home and sit and just think for a bit. No passing laws or anything just take a chill pill.

Hey @saltydkdan.bsky.social I heard about the vandalism and I have backed up all the text from the wonderful wiki page (not the images though for multiple reasons). I’ll be uploading it when I have the chance.

he should rename it to "the big bussy bill" #trump #hashtag

Alright enough stalling someone’s like actually gotta do it now

Rocks that are above your pay grade

Gentleman Brain have I may not, but plan have I do. #monstervsaliens #trump #gay #bob

why in the fuck is the white house website hosted in Dublin. thats not very freedom of you Mr trump. Source: iplookup.flagfox.net?ip=2a04%3Afa... #trump #tech #elon #whitehouse #Ireland #usa #dumb

Hands on my large juicy ass. #handsoff #protests #trump #biden #fortnite #minecraft #switch2 #switch3

#invincible #memes

my balls are bigger then Edward Coristine's balls.

Watch my epic reaction. please, I need food for my very real family that I 100% care for. youtu.be/P1lJdxIOYO8

DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Didn't the government want to ban signal? why are they using it if they want it banned? Hippocrates. anyways signal good because secure... as long as you dont add 3rd parties to your chat dumbass. #signal #trump #hegseth #bigbootyelon #smallbootyelon

why does bluesky keep showing me oiled up men in a discover tab. I have never like posts of oiled up men. please stop.

shit fast die last. #politics #shit #relatable

I saw this one a while back.

Who is the top and who is the bottom. #elon or #trump go into disgusting detail.

@tallbart.com I saw this and it reminded me of your content. youtu.be/fgPX11UgL1k?...

I'm here you fuckass bitch

Slut

god I wish that where me

The Wood Chipper #trump

I did not want to get paid anyway. I'm glad I don't have a job anymore. thanks #trump . #politics #imstrokingitrn #money

this goes hard #linux

I used windows today. It made me want to die. Why is it so god-damn slow? Microsoft is one of the richest goddamn company in the world and they cant make a competent OS. #windows #linux #windowssucks #linuxmasterrace

I think the art theme for today is #light. I'll see myself out. 😈

on tuesday he ate through two tech bros. but he was still hungry! 🍓🐛 (the ebay auction for this piece is live hehe)

Chick-Fil-A Raptured theonion.com/chick-f...

#hot #gay #epic #cool #fortnite #sexy #jdvance #relatable #trump #usa #amogus #insane #idk #idc #beans #perfection

*cough cough* www.torproject.org *cough cough*

Committing crimethink rn #relatable #real #imlosingmymind #politics #Nineteen_Eighty-Four

bembus

MERRY!!!

im gay

Just do It