Awesome work, PHO3NIX_SWE over on Reddit ❤️😂 www.reddit.com/r/coys/comme... #COYS #THFC

Working hard in my office at home. Suddenly I hear the sound of drilling through a wall from downstairs. Now, some men might panic on realising their wife was doing unknown DIY, without warning and whilst I'm distracted with deadlines, but not me! ...actually, brb...

When Temu does smart glasses. Target customers: Elton John, Dame Edna and Timmy Mallet.

Reminder that, as of the latest reports, Liam Ramos is still in prison in Texas - now for 5 days. His parents are legal asylum seekers with no criminal record.

Apart from a handful of games under Ange, I haven't consistently enjoyed watching Spurs since Poch.

Big fan of Spence but he's been shit today so far. Too much turkey maybe.

Us Spurs fans can handle it when the team loses because they just weren't good enough - sure, we moan, but we can deal with it. But having to deal with losing because the Ref is having a shocker is also getting just a bit stale. Why always us?

Xavi been trying to get sent off all match so far - three studs-up slides before this one.

Amazon just "delivered" 2 boxes. One was our bi-monthly Subscribe n Save box of Kleenex... Just chucked over the gate from inside the van. It's fukn torrential out there, so in the 60 seconds or so that it took to get boots and waterproof on and to the front gate, it was literally a lump of sludge.

"51% of [Devs/Pubs in Japan] use AI, [mostly] for graphics, character images, story, and text ..." THIS ISN'T OKAY! Artists, writers, creatives, some of whom have spent decades honing their skills ... all out of work? I will boycott ALL corps / games using Ai for creative. #art #videogames #ai

MICKYYYYY! #COYS

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I realise I'm biased but it feels as if the officiating against Spurs has been *suspiciously* bad this season. For example, corners erroneously awarded to opposition - never used to see this, but double-digits this year against us. Fouls, opposition escaping second-yellows... It's adding up.

@aptshadow.bsky.social Aware that you have nothing to do with it but Amazon today lists Book 2 of SotA for 99p, but not Book 1, or Book 3... 🤣 "Wanna dip your toe in a new series? Here's the second book for 99p! If you like it, go back and read the first one to find out what the hell is going on!"

Well the GB News Reddit sub has been banned, so that's my lunchtime trolling fun finished :(

Nigel Farage looks uncomfortable as Jamie Raskin uses his opening statement to absolutely demolish him

Well, not too shabby as it goes?

Levy in 'Talks' for 'Next Messi' with 'Three Legs' in 'World Record' sum. ...just a typical click-bait headline at this time of year, overuse of quotes to subtly show these aren't actual facts but just what they heard someone say at some point.

I don't know who needs to know this, but we just watched Superman ... and goddamn I was not expecting it to be that good. I was hoping for a solid 7, but it's a 9/10. It was really funny, didn't take itself seriously, some ironic nods to current global shittery, even the dog worked... Awesome!

They* told me I was wrong in May 2024.

Spurs are gonna Spurs - and I don't (necessarily) mean they'll shit themselves in the final 10 minutes - I just mean embarrass a billion quid team before half time despite being repeatedly done over by the officials.

Bought doggo a treat-dispensing enrichment toy to make her use her brain to get treats. She's worked it out now, and can get treats out of it no probs. But [she barked] why should she? She liked the old way when I just gave them to her as she lay in bed snoozing.

Another article about so-called 'media darlings' Spurs. I can never work out why Arse fans in particular think the media fawns over us. Eze 'forced' to consider a reluctant move to Spurs, like my dog at bath time.

Adopted new doggo a month ago. She's amazing, but because she was previously kept outside, not house-trained. She's getting there. But last night I came downstairs to discover that she'd gone for a massive #2 in the downstairs bathroom. Kinda impressed that she worked this out, tbh.

Today is my birthday (turning 29), which is the only time all year that I ask for a repost 🌿 I hope you get lost in fantasy worlds as much as I do 🔮

I wish I had kept photographic evidence of all the many times people told me not to worry about something shit happening because "it'll never happen!", only for it to later actually happen and could have been completely avoided / negated if everyone had fucking worried more about it. /rant

Another perfect real-world implementation of AI: www.reddit.com/r/ChatGPT/co...

🎥 Recorded in January and just aired on RTE tv now. We are clearer than ever on who we are and what we stand for. We will have a short statement soon. FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸

Jim Radcliffe standing next to Levy 😂🤣🤣 He looks like Gandalf with a little bald Hobbit.

We fukn won, and Ange got his 2nd Season trophy, So fuck off, to every journalist and pundit giving them non stop shit since August.

I don't remember being anything like this nervous before the UCL final... I honestly thought I didn't care that much this morning, but now I feel a bit sick. COME ON YOU SPURS!!!! #COYS

Well well.

Turns out, 2.48 on a Thursday is the new 5.30 on a Friday.

He IS getting sacked in the morning. A shame. I loved the JUST FKN ATTACK plan but as the months have gone on he's moaning about the Press, talking conspiracies (that's OUR job, not his) ... complaints and excuses. Players don't look trained. They don't know where to pass, or run to. Shambles.

Decades of AI / LLM training and it's getting closer to the point where it'll be curing cancers and fixing the planet's many woes. ...and what are we using it for? Fun stuff!

Right, I've been fully Ange In throughout this horror season, but even I'm starting to waver... There's no real chance of us getting relegated OR top-5, so do we stick or twist? Give him the season to see if he can get this squad into shape? Or get someone in who can win us Europa League? #COYS

Darren Grimes moaned about foreign Deliveroo drivers, and the internet did its thing.

Oooh, a new @aptshadow.bsky.social book, and one of my favourite sub-genre's too - First Contact! Might have to wait for the paperback though, my wife has banned any more hardbacks ... 🤣

Just in case you haven't seen this...

City nearly scored from OUR corner! Fackinell 🤣🤣 #COYS #TOTMCY

nobody does more brutal fashion reviews than the irish

My brain at bed time

Just seen Farage and Truss (grifting over in the US) described as "the Slug and Lettuce".

The best way to confront a bully about the misinformation he is spreading is to confront him in front of everyone. Macron just did that.

Using ChatGPT to create a custom WordPress function. All going fairly well, but I keep adding new functions, and keep expecting it to respond like a real coder: "What? Why the fuck didn't you say that at the start? That's a complete redo!" It's definitely less chipper than when I started though...

Am I going insane... is this ref just ignoring constant fouls on our players? Tel was just sent cartwheeling after a sliding tackle that didn't get the ball and the ref does nothing... Or did I just not see it correctly? #COYS #IPSTOT

resonates.