Sexting with @idreamofninja.bsky.social

Waiting in the cell phone lot at the airport to pick up @fowlflamingo.bsky.social!!!

If anyone can help. I'm really need these things paid today. Help or share if you can. Every bit helps. Thank you. Share this quoted post. #mutualaid

Please help of your can or just give a boost!

I think this is my most beautiful tree ever

I think this is my most beautiful tree ever

So at work today I was taking x-rays of a dog and the dog got scared and peed on the table. Then she wagged her tail. In the pee. And sent it flying everywhere, most notably in my face.

I drove 40 minutes to my 11yo nephew's cross country meet and couldn't find the kids anywhere. When I finally did, I was so cranky. Then the kids took off running, and there was my nephew. At the absolute back of the pack, running, smiling, and waving at me. I'm so proud😭

Decorating pumpkins at work

Sometimes I honestly think men are too dramatic and emotional to coach, ref, or announce for football. Like calm down.

Trixie Mattel's laugh gives me life.

Can we talk about how gross the lyrics to Benson Boone's "Mystical Magical" are? The last thing we need is another cis white guy singing about how "once you know" what his love's like, it'll be fucking mystical.

Can we talk about how gross the lyrics to Benson Boone's "Mystical Magical" are? The last thing we need is another cis white guy singing about how "once you know" what his love's like, it'll be fucking mystical.

Been thrifting and antiquing all day. Found this bad girl on eBay. It's MINE NOW.

Been thrifting and antiquing all day. Found this bad girl on eBay. It's MINE NOW.

Can we talk about how there's a shampoo called Moist Diane

Can we talk about how there's a shampoo called Moist Diane

I met my very best friends on social media. @lizardry.bsky.social @monkyjamm.bsky.social @fowlflamingo.bsky.social @ryanfromcanada.bsky.social @lascaillesshroud.bsky.social

You have to embrace the imperfections in life. And that includes the brand new coffee table I just bought and had to glue a piece back on and you can kinda see the glue a little.

I have an incredbily painful broken tooth in the front of my mouth and went to the dentist today. After doing an exam they informed me I needed a root canal and a crown. They also informed me there's "nothing they can do for the pain" until then, either. Nah, there is. Y'all just stingy as fuck.

I have TWO tooth aches right now, and a dentist appointment tomorrow to look at them. I'm TERRIFIED. I hate the dentist so much😭

I am high watching football and eating my late grandmother's dip, the recipe for which I got this afternoon from my aunt. I'm feeling very zen right now.

Let me get this straight: Link, a Black user, got banned for calling out the Bluesky CEO for following a racist. That’s not a good look, especially given Bluesky’s historical treatment of Black users here on bluesky.

My grandma was so against me bringing my cats with me when I moved in and now look

My most recent craft project I saw on YouTube: you get Dollar Tree candle holders and incense burners. You fill in the hole in the incense burner with spackle, then spray paint whatever color you want. Then you put the incense burner on the top of the candle holder and voila- little decorative jars!

1400 for tests so thank you to everyone who donated. The first part is paid for at least. Almost halfway, every little bit helps Little Hans.

Am I to understand that her new album includes Taylor Swift singing essentially an ode to Travis Kelce's cock???

The last week I've been out with COVID, unfortunately, and have missed work for the last week. Thankfully all my major bills and rent are taken care of, but hospital visit and meds ate up the last bit of spare dollars. Just need a bit to get through next week when I go back to work.

Imagine scolding people laughing at the 'it's good to die from gun violence because it gives us unfettered access to guns' guy getting got by a gun under a sign that says prove me wrong like I'm sorry grow up

I am SO FUCKING EXCITED.

Hello strangers, have you missed me?

It's ALWAYS some loser who won't even show his own face that thinks posting your OWN PROFILE PICTURE is some sort of burn. x.com/1antifragile...

Working as a vet assistant, I have to do blood draws, and I've really not been very good at them. But on Friday, I hit all 4 of the jugulars I stuck, and actually got blood on 3 of them. I even did a cat jug, which I've never done before, AND got blood after a doctor couldn't!

I need the people I work with to just fucking understand that I take things literally and that does not make me stupid.

I had to write a really hard email to my boss explaining that my mental health issues caused me to fail my internship I did through work and it did not feel good. I can only hope they're understanding...

My 19 year old cat bonding with my 92 year old grandma has brought me so much joy

My 19 year old cat bonding with my 92 year old grandma has brought me so much joy

Please help my friend❤️

I feel terrible for having to keep push this and now, having to raise the amount again, but I'm spread so thin. Little food, rent due, can't wash clothes, doctors visits I'm now canceling. I'm just drowning right now. The overwhelming majority of this was wiped by Eli's vet and euthanization.

I recently moved in with my mom and grandmother. After 8 years of having only me, and spending the day sleeping and waiting for me to get home, my 19 year old cat has discovered my 92 yo grandmother😭😭😭

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Can I ask why we sent a few random women into space in a giant dildo?

I have three entire orders of curry chicken and I plan to eat nothing but for the next two days.

Harry Potter casting announcement like "here's a list of people you no longer have to care about."

I managed to file my taxes today at school in between two classes. Please clap.

Introducing my cats to my mom's cat now that I've moved in with her has been interesting. My cats are like "oh hey, cool, new cat." My mom's cat, Tulip, however, is less than certain about the situation. Right now she's peering in at us, wondering what good can come from such a development.

My dad does this thing where I'lll be like I need to put oil in the car and he'll be like "how many miles did you put on since you last put oil in it?" ...ummmm however many miles it takes to get to and from work 6 days a week plus wherever the hell else I went...?

I am fucking 41 years old and I am being bullied by a god damn 27 year old bitch at work. What kind of LOSER needs to be a bully at twenty fucking seven?