A long one and a great one! You might hear some voices you recognize 😊

I love working in an office that doesn't care if you microwave fish. Seriously one of the dumbest social norms, fight me!

UGH I just downloaded dating apps again. What's wrong with me?

On the last day of my staycation I'm rewatching Where The Heart Is because I need to watch a movie where people are genuinely kind and giving and I get to hear Natalie Portman say "Fives" in a southern accent.

We slayed the princess! Niw we're taking a little breather and coming back with something a bit more cozy

The White House investigating the "vandalism" of the pool:

My next single “Meditation For Trillionaires 88Hz” drops 6/28/26! Featuring the lovely @mainelymandy.bsky.social!

Tomorrow!

Its finally happening! I reached 10k subscribers and right before that happened I promised if I met that goal I would stream myself playing a spooky game. Time to step up I suppose. Join me starting at 12pm Maine time on June the 23rd for Slay the Princess as well as some other fun things.

While we're talking, Mainers, where do you get your lobster from? (Wrong answers encouraged to throw off tourists)

We Used To Live Here was incredible. Goddamn! I haven’t devoured a book like that in a while.

I am having such a craving for an iced Chai latte today. This is where having a partner would come in handy.

I swear this dog I'm sitting is the long lost love child of Falcor of The Neverending Story

The President of the United States: "You can't get Maine lobsters in Maine." Meanwhile, in literally any Hannaford in Maine:

*Shocked Pikachu Face*

Civic duty performed

Thank God I have my mother blocked on everything

12 years ago today I went to the Farmer's Market and brought home a chaos goblin disguised as a kitten. This year has been really scary for Murray but he's been holding in there. He could outlive us all or be gone in a year. Either way, very grateful for our time together. Love you, you lil shit

Hey! Only Mainers can say that!

NOT GILES 😭

Lately my best does not feel good enough

Look, its nepotism, ok? I can fully acknowledge that’s how I got my review of Next Exit (2022) staring Rahul Kohli and Katie Parker published in the little literary magazine my dad and his wife put together out of thier house in Maine. It still feels cool to see my name in print though.

May everyone who complains about Pride Month stub thier toes every day this month

Random core memory unlocked: Anyone remember Amelia Atwaters-Rhodes? I loved her books as a teenager.

Pride month starts in a few days. Straight people, get in all your heterosexual acts in now while you have the chance.

I wonder if anyone would want me to do a video on Graham Platner. Historically my videos focused on Maine haven't done well. My next planned one is silly and I think this is the year I finally make the Decolonizing Nonmonogamy video but maybe I can fit it in? Idk, what say you, masses?

Today at the end of my walk a little boy held up a dandelion full of seeds and told me to "Blow!" Of course I did and he kept shouting "Blow!" even as most of them went on his face and it was the cutest ever I'm dead 😭

Fuck ICE

Maybe it all started going wrong when we left Myspace

Welp, the Burger King on Forest Ave in Portland Maine is using AI to take orders at the drive thru. 🙄

So in Masters of the Universe there's a horrible, evil, skull-shaped menace who is a threat to us all and also he plays Skeletor?!

the president of the united states sued his own government for ten billion dollars and “settled” it by directing that government to use taxpayer money for a nearly two billion dollar slush fund to distribute to his political allies at will typing it out barely feels real

I was made for reading leisurely in a lounge chair while being fed grapes, not for labor.

"What's your last words?" *deep inhale* *launches into The Song That Doesn't End*

Shout out to everyone whose mother maybe doesn't deserve to be celebrated today. I haven't spoken to my mom in about four years now and it was the best decision I ever made about our relationship. I am so proud of the video I made about those experiences youtu.be/k54poMS_d1k?...

Only 🚨10 DAYS LEFT 🚨 to donate to BLOW! We're almost 50% funded, and every little bit counts for an indie project like this 🔥 Donate to our Seed & Spark for some kickass prizes including ❤️ your name in the credits ❤️ a social media shout out ❤️ Doll merch & more!

Today we had a playlist on at work called "Songs to sing in the shower" and it was epic.

Holy shit, Mills just dropped out?? www.mainepublic.org/politics/202...

The next five days are gonna be a LOT. I got two shows, the third and final round of a comedy competition, and two separate hangs with people I haven't seen in years. Also I need to meal plan, clean the spare room, reach out about a dogsitting gig, and hopefully get more writing done this weekend. 😭

Happening today at 7 my time!! Hope to see sone of you in the chat!

A retirement shelter for senior pitbulls

I know I’m always plugging my music 24/7, but hey, I do voice work too! I’ll be your silly little cartoon or bad impression but I also just love doing reads! Keep your ears peeled for me in this excellent @mainelymandy.bsky.social video on writing fat characters! youtu.be/SUhWPHHqQd8?...

Two exciting announcements! One - Over on patreon.com/mainelymandy, I have made a megacut of all the interviews from my collaborators in full and (mostly) unedited! If you want to see all the goodies I couldn't put in, go check it out now!

Found in a local deli shop. What's @johntheduncan.bsky.social not telling us? Are you even scottish??

Doesn't Pete Hegseth have a white supremacist tattoo on his chest? Why is anyone listening to him?

This video just passed 6k views and it hasn't been a full week yet! Thank you all so much for sharing your thoughts in the comments and helping get this one out there! Patreon supporters will get thier supercut of all interviews soon

My state sometimes gets it right

The video is now out! Please like and comment and do all the things!

@mainelymandy.bsky.social made a great video everyone should watch. It features our beloved @oddnon.bsky.social in one of his last interviews before he passed youtu.be/SUhWPHHqQd8?...

Today!!!