What kind of idiot is going to put Jeff Hoffman on the mound in any leverage situation? John Schneider and Pete Walker are idiots.

We are in the end times. I am agreeing with *everything* Thomas Drance is saying about the #canucks.

"I don't think he's put in the preparation he needs," says Rutherford of #canucks EP40. Again, not the first time this has been said. And you gave him $11.6mill knowing this flaw. Idiot.

Rutherford, are you fucking NUTS? Keeping Allvin in ANY capacity is fucked. #Canucks uberboss is out of touch.

The only thing wrong with #canucks GM Allvin getting canned is that Foote is still around. This means the new guy may let Foote fuck things up for part of next season, too, and it's abundantly clear Foote does not belong behind a bench of anything more complicated than a U-16 B team.

Because who cares about personal responsibility. globalnews.ca/news/1180390...

Halford and Brough declaring that multiple North American outlets confirming that #canucks GM Patrick Allvin has been canned. Thank Darwin. Now get rid of Foote and his entire staff.

Well, it's over #canucks fans. If you can handle the punishment, I ranted about the eight things that must now take place to move forward. nucksmisconduct.ca/eight-things...

www.cbc.ca/news/canada/... Exceptional leadership by the Riders. (One notes the meaningless cross on the dude. Another performative zombie god zealot.)

Well, #bluesky is glitchy as hell today. Someone hack 'em?

Let me summarize Trump's latest tactic of blocking the Strait of Hormuz. "If *I* can't have the oil, NOBODY can." It's classic abuser behaviour. And yet, we won't believe the women, will we?

Cartoon by Ben Jennings @bjennings90.bsky.social

The good news, #canucks fans, is that there are only three games left. The bad news? There are still three #canucks games left.

By Phineas X. Jones

The story of the Sea Squirt has a parallel in humans.

Hang in there #canucks fans. Just five more games to go. If the boss at @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social has flipped the magic switches, this night's TANKO is live. nucksmisconduct.ca/tanko-for-ap...

Please, no. Not Hoffman. #bluejays "closer" good for the tying run, if not a blown lead. Calling it now.

Vladimir Guerrero Jr with a patented dumbass baserunning error. #bluejays

Oh, Jeff Hoffman. Fuck me. #bluejays.

Oh, Boozy Pete broke Max Scherzer, too. It's well time the #bluejays fired their pitching coach and found someone competent.

Holy crap, #canucks coach Adam Foote is thick in the noggin. Kevin Lankinen is injured and Foote figures gosh, diddly, maybe it's because we overplayed the guy. You frigging think? Now you've broken Tolo, and you're ... ah, frig. Seven more games before the guy is mercifully fired.

I wonder what would have happened in the Excited Mistakes of Magastan had Obama written a tweet that included the words, "Praise Allah." Asking for the sober neighbour to said Excited Mistakes.

So someone in the #bluejays head office finally bought a clue and sent Little down. He should never wear an MLB uniform again.

When was the last time a video review went in favour of the Vancouver #canucks?

Sorry for the delay with the graphic, but Happy Toronto #MapleLeafs Elimination Day for all who celebrate!

What the hell does Hoglander need to do in order to get some flavour of a chance? And what does Foote have against Raty? Lordy, Foote needs to be fired.... #canucks

Of *course* a video review goes against the Canucks. That's a mark in the Tanko card, if the boss at @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social pressed the magic button.

Ugh. I dunno what I ate for dinner, but I came outta the bathroom, and put on the headphones and (laughing) .... I thought I heard the play-by-play guys say the #Canucks had a 3-1 lead midway through the first.

𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐲 𝐈’𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐚 𝐜𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐧 1. The bible stories are illogical 2. The bible stories are immoral 3. The bible stories are childish 4. The bible stories are fictional.

So a hockey broadcast in the Vancouver-area was scheduled to start just as the #bluejays went into extra innings. "Well, Brendan Little is on the mound," said Jamie Dodd, "so it might be over soon." Prophetic words, indeed. #firepetewalker

#bluejays Jeff Hoffman in a tied game. Alas, I smell a home run.

#bluejays bullpen doing Blue Jays bullpen things.

Good morning and happy Wednesday to everyone. Ladies and gentlemen, the latest iteration of the "Hitler Rants" meme from the 2004 German film "Downfall." You're welcome. 🔊🔊🔊#FuckTrump

Do I want to become the 51st state? No. Just got back from my pharmacy and the medication that I have to take twice a month is $938. The Quebec government paid for it through the funds from the Federal government from my taxes. I don't have to sell my car to pay for my medication. 👍🇨🇦

New renderings for the WH

Eighteen days until #canucks Adam Foote is mercifully fired, one would hope.

I don't think I've done this in a while.

My new illustration #fantasy #illustration #dragon #elf #bookcover #fantasyartist

Adam Foote has broken Tolopilo, adding to the list of players that he's totally hosed. (Markus Pettersson being another). 10 games to go before he's mercifully fired. #canucks

Ah so Brendan Little is in peak mid-season form.

Today is earth hour. (Which seems an oddly constructed sentence._ So we're gonna turn on the heaters today, then leave all our lights on. Because we're off-grid, disconnected from all but the slimmest source of non-renewable energy. (We use ~60lbs propane a year.)

Ah, Jeff Hoffman is in prime mid-season form, I see. #bluejays #firepetewalker

Magda Olivero was an Italian operatic soprano. Her career started in 1932 when she was 22, and spanned five decades. She died at the age of 104 in 2014. This is her singing at the age of 42 vs 96. Original post

Adam Foote is one of the most incompetent coaches I have ever encountered. Yet again, no Tolopilo in net. There is no reason to ignore the kid. This is what creates crap culture. This is what creates a crap team. Foot is a big part of the problem, and he has to go. #canucks

This is my pooch Kylee. Isn't she outstanding? 🤪

Divers left their camera underwater to show what ocean looks like when no one is looking Original post

Evening #canucks fans. Just submitted a new #tanko for tonight, and if the boss (Coff @nucksmisconduct.bsky.social coff) pulls the magic switch, it will be live for you to enjoy.

Adam FOOTE are you fucking nuts? Not playing Tolopilo AGAIN? Hurry the fuck up and get fired, already.

Once more the NHL's moron in charge of discipline rewards a goon for doing goon things by not suspending his ass for an obvious, avoidable, dirty hit. www.sportsnet.ca/nhl/article/...

I live in a world where I can watch Ronnie O'Sullivan and Tadej Pogacar in the same weekend.