#Canucks - Return of The AquaSith

Sorry... another example of shrinkflation. Even forever isn't as long as it once was. Other than the suffering of #Canucks fans - that still lasts forever and a day.

#Canucks outshoot, outchance and under-score in their Battle of the Bottom in the bottom of the ROG. Jimmi tries to put a smile on his recap frown. And fails. Take the NM poll and vent your dismay with a single click. Or two. nucksmisconduct.ca/game-31-reca...

#Canucks didn't score to tie, but at least left some bruises on the Boofooloo defenders. Also gave our 'sister' franchise their first road win of the season. Vancouver is always so generous at home.

Guess we're not preserving the tie this period, #Canucks?

Wooo! #Canucks PP goal! 1 goal in 23 is pretty good, right?

Irrelevant #Canucks question: Why does hearing Jack Quinn's name always remind us of something something?

Another #Canucks game which proves the old adage: Don't Score, Don't Win. Jimmi explains the 4-0 loss using only stealthily apathetic words and disinterested dismay. Also... fluck a duck, Gibson! nucksmisconduct.ca/game-30-reca...

#Canucks 6-on-5 results in a big goal. Against. The EN, as expected.

Refs keeping Gibson's shut out even if Gibson can't alone. #Canucks

Question: How many times has Gibson shut out the #Canucks? 10? 100? More?

#Canucks Lanky got only 2 shots to prep for the 3rd one that he didn't quite save. Nucks outshoot opponent early and rewarded with GA on a broken play. Is that a rule or a guideline?

Woooooooo! Yolo Tolo R2 C2! #Canucks win 4-2!

Oh... so that's how a 6-on-4 works. #Canucks

Woooo! R2 Hattie watch! #Canucks

#Canucks secure their place in the standings. It's like securing a playoff spot, but very different. Jimmi recaps the feeling of calm as the Nucks finally escape the pull of the mushy middle. Welcome to the bottom. Ours alone to contemplate. Now with a poll! nucksmisconduct.ca/game-28-reca...

Might #Canucks PP goes to work in the ROG! Lucky 15th try?

#Canucks PK gets a chance to save shots 'n stuff.

It's a mile high #Canucks defeat with dignity. Only lose 3-1 to the Avs. As Jimmi notes, could have been much worse. Or maybe a whole lot better. Or maybe he was just happy to quote Bluesky crankiness. Gonna be a long season. nucksmisconduct.ca/game-27-reca...

Kane injured? Really? The Faeries might have little compassion for us after all. #Canucks

#Canucks question: Are 6 Canucks better than 5 in the Rockies?

#Canucks getting outshot 12-4... just how we like it. No showoffy O-zone time like some other team.

Wooo! Linus scores for the #Canucks! 4th line magic!

The 2nd of #Canucks B-2-B games are weird. This one is even weirder. Nucks lose 2-1 while scoring 3. Jimmi explains how the Situation Room saved the best for last - had the Nucks lose twice in one game. nucksmisconduct.ca/game-25-reca...

1-1 tie after 3. #Canucks win a loser point! Despite outscoring LA 3-1. Hockey math problems...

Refs working as expected.... no high stick call. So #Canucks

Kane takes an involuntary penalty #Canucks... pretty sure he didn't volunteer for it.

Ok, fine... 0 for 2 on the PP #Canucks... but you have the chance to go 1 for 3... do NOT make us do more math, k?

Another #Canucks PP.... please score, not just for us, but for statistically vital reasons we can review later, k?

Uh-oh.... #Canucks PP. Stay onside and stuff, k?

Wooo R2! #Canucks.... pending offside check... sheesh.

Wooo! It's a miracle! #Canucks win a call! No goal! No worries.

Thanks Kuz... #Canucks need to recall you in the worst possible way.

Booo Torrahnna goal judge.... where were you last night, eh #Canucks

#Canucks inherit a 1 goal loss compliments of NHL refs. Jimmi uses one of Mark Twain's earliest internet quotes about how this was a good game - ruined by fecal officiating. Mark was in the Bluesky beta according to the internet lore of misleading words. nucksmisconduct.ca/game-25-reca...

Refs issuing the ceremonial penalties for the last 2 seconds of the game. That's so #Canucks

Celebrini has potty mouth issues.... issue another penalty for curse words...

What kinda PP was that #Canucks? Oh right... reversion to the discombobulated...

Bad commercial timing SaveOn... showing a ref in your ad. Now we have to boycott you and the NHL #Canucks

Bad timing SaveOn... showing a ref in your ad. Now we have to boycott you and the NHL.

WTF ref! And now another?!

Wooo! Alien scores!

As is the newest and bestest #Canucks tradition will start the 2nd on the PK.

#Canucks fluck up the Ducks 5-4 in the best pond hockey game this week. Jimmi hucks a recap - misery unstuck - as the Nucks chuck amuck over ruck Ducks. nucksmisconduct.ca/game-24-reca...

Woooooooooo! #Canucks WIN! Score MOAR Goals in the 3rd than the top team in the div. Wooo!

Nooooooooooooo! #Canucks. Most desperate 6 seconds in hockey.

O'Connor EN! Beauty feed from Petey! Wooo! #Canucks

Woooooo! Ronnie saw the net this time. #Canucks

Oh Ronnie! Whatcha doing, buddy? It's still legal to shoot into the open net. #Canucks

4-on-4 for #Canucks... probably better than 5-on-4