Department Of Just Us

once again, if tylenol caused autism, america would have a better rail system

Please Oh Please Make This Give him A Heart Attack

It's weird how Tylenol caused autism (first diagnosed in 1943) before it was even invented (1955). What a clever drug.

I Will Fucking Kill Myself

I Swear To God If Marvel Gives Dr. Doom Lips I'm Gonna Riot

When Joke Tweets Read Real

What he is saying quite clearly is that Pam Bondi must indict several of his long-time political enemies immediately or she will be fired and replaced by someone who will.

There's A Black Hole In My Left Testicle And It Is Trying To Kill Me

Remember When We Thought Bush Was The Worst, Most Idiotic We Could Possible Get?

Be Careful Out There Friends

It Took Entirely Too Long, But Mom *Finally* Thinks trump Is A Moron

The More I Watch It, The More I'm Starting To Blame "Seinfeld" For A Lot Of Today's Assholes Thinking It's Their God Given Right To Be An Asshole

ya Know, If 97% Of The Media Says you're A Bad Person, you Probably Are A Bad Person

Hey transgender friends. Keep your head on a swivel. If you're not trans, just know you might be next.

The Giant Festering Shack Of Shit Is Still Alive

Things are so bad white people noticed.

hey so this is insane

July 22

Jimmy Kimmel did not lie. And he did not disparage Charlie Kirk or take joy in his death. He mentioned that Republicans were scrambling to show the shooter wasn’t one of them. Which was true. He didn’t say the shooter WAS one of them, just that they were trying to prove otherwise.

"If you act like a jerk, you can face consequences by your employer. But if the government is compelling that company to take action against you for speech the government doesn’t like, then we’re fucking fucked. And friends, we’re fucking fucked." michaelianblack.substack.com/p/the-man-show

I Honestly Want To KMS Because I Cannot Stand The Thought Of Living In What America Is Going To Become. What's The Point Of Living Anymore?

Welp

I Might Have To Take Up Drinking If These 'Shrooms Don't Work Because I Can't Take Reality

Guess Who's Number 1 Now?

@captaindisillusion.bsky.social You Were A Vorta?

Welp, There Goes Social Media

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This Reads Like Complete Bullshit

Oh My Fucking God These Hearing Are Making My Blood Boil

TRUMPSTEIN TRUMPSTEIN TRUMPSTEIN TRUMPSTEIN

HOLY SHIT The Lead Singer Of Foxy Shazam Isn't A Sassy Black Woman?!??

Okay, I’m finished with the distractions. Release the full Epstein files.