Story time I adopted a black cat years ago, her name is Obsidian. She was in the shelter for a year and returned twice, she was 3. We got her as a play companion for supra about 9 years ago. She didn't like other cats so she got her own space for a month.

Thanks to the magic of smurf tube I now have os2 singlemode fiber in every room of my house

I've decided to stop pussy footing around and I am now openly looking for my next challenge. Interested in a company on the small to mid-size range with a cool story. Ideal position would be a combination of customer outreach, marketing and thought leadership. What ya got? #CyberSecurity

Memeception over on shitter @tib3rius.bsky.social

Hey folks, so the reason nobody saw me at DEFCON was I had to fly home on Friday morning to deal with a basement flood, I need to remediate asbestos and wet insulation up about 4 feet. If anybody has crypto money and doesn't mind helping out: www.gofundme.com/f/m88yg/cl/o...

I'm doing a talk at BSidesLV but I'm releasing the tooling early. Discovered this in 2022, releasing now for awareness. How to decrypt F5 Service account passwords: github.com/evilmog/F5-D...

Look even though I'm Canadian, we can't let the leafs win the cup, it will end nearly 80 years of jokes and tradition, that's supposed to be a once in a century thing, we can't let it go to their heads.

ICE Deports Mariner Moose Back to Canada: tinyurl.com/vswvxhrr

Let it be known, as the new pope is from Chicago, the #ChurchOfWifi is changing its sacramental robes to Chicago Bears Jerseys and Pontifical Hats, the Sacramental wine shall be #Malort with Cool Ranch @doritos.com @ihackedwhat.bsky.social take note

Doing a WiFi Pentest? Was it MSCHAPv2? You know you can reverse to 2 hashes for cracking? I wrote a program (ok- AI wrote a program ) that will write out a file for hashcat. And @mog.evil.af ported the C+ program to python that cracks the K3 key in like 2 seconds. github.com/videoman/wif...

I first met @mog.evil.af about 8 years ago. Since then we’ve done much fuckery together & I’ve loved him from the beginning. And yet, there’s still SO much I don’t know about my friend. Go listen to his chat with @jackrhysider.bsky.social. Absolutely beautiful. open.spotify.com/episode/0zts...

Attention #shmoocon @lintile.lol has put together #ShmooFAQ, Saturday Jan the 11th at 9pm. Bring a team of up to 5 and be prepared to cry as we use the Mog-Tron 9000, the most cursed Scantron emulator for the best quiz show in the world.

Working on the Mog-Tron 9000, the most cursed OMR Scantronish system ever created, shmoocon beware

This was the original post Infosec Career Phases: Intern: I don't need an adult Junior: I need an adult Mid career: I need an adult and a project manager Senior: who was the adult on this project? Principal: *grumbles* I guess I am the adult Fellow: Here's a drawing in crayon, give this to an adult

So I'm @Evil_mog on the hell site, mog.evil.af here, I'll try to use this a bit more

hackerjeopardy.com?s=09 Rumour has it I might be returning to the sport. Come compete against me, submit a team today

The #DEFCON MUD is online HTTPS://mud.defcon.wtf, telnet mud.defcon.wtf:5000, prize this year is a @defcon.bsky.social 32 Human badge. New this year is permadeath, you die and we delete your character. Reusing the old Derbymud/DEFCON SAFE MODE mud code based on gurbalib

Stolen from @mog.evil.af over on the birdsite.

Oh and all 387 followers will see this. Yes shitter is dead but I'm staying there until I can meme effectively. Damn I may have to meme on tiktok

I would post more cat memes and dad jokes but theres no easy way to repost from meta or twitter, no share app pops up in iPhone or Android. Sorry I can't meme effectively.

via @mog.evil.af CC: @rgblights.bsky.social

If anybody @defcon.bsky.social wants evil.af usernames or defcon.wtf usernames I will be doing a meet up at the defcon mud contest table and issuing TXT records

My only real complaint about blue sky is theres no way to share memes from Facebook or other social media to bluesky without downloading the meme first. I am the great meme filter and this must be fixed in android.

Yay @lintile.lol and @cillic.bsky.social made it over

I think when I get bored tonight I'm going to dump a tonne of dad jokes, because I can