I'm getting the strangest feeling that my employees are fighting .

@itscrtvtime.bsky.social What Level Of Recoil Does That Ass Have

Mike! Tear down the board! Tear down the set! Tear down my house!! Tear down my kids!!! Audience... you're gonna have to go home!

. . . [ Zero hesitation ] You.

.

] sigh . alright i finally got her pinned actually set up after . checks notes . about a Year

So just don't touch the dial and stay here a while with me!

] sigh . alright i finally got her pinned actually set up after . checks notes . about a Year

Kris!! I watched you GROW UP!! Just admit you NEED ME already!!

OOC : // www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8wr...

] applicable i think.

I hurt you. Why would you like someone that hurts you?

Do you think kroger cereal darkners get jealous when I eat Kelloggs cereal?

[ talking through the walkie talkie ] guys its okay

Haha yeah there's a bunch of clones of everyone around here. Three Mikes? Sure! Probably more!

Mike! Tear down the board! Tear down the set! Tear down my house!! Tear down my kids!!

Yeah, the one you kept talking about the small ass of like you were weirdly into it.

They're in a relationship.

] sighhh ... every so often i think about bringing my aerith back

Not right now Spammy Tenna's about to k[ Looking down at Spamton and jumping into the air like Noelle seeing a Maus ]

𝖎 𝖜𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖈𝖙 𝖞𝖔𝖚

<And trust me. I know TV.>

] someone attack him i think

[ Soggily ] No one's ever taken ME to church. . .

I miss her so much

They just killed Susie.

* You couldn't find it. * Y o u c o u l d n ' t f i n d y o u r h a n d.

[[HEE hee!]]

[ Opens her mouth and plays a shittily compressed version of "Beat It" from her speakers ]

Has anyone heard of “Michael Jackson”

Well, the GOOD OLD DAYS are HERE, Kris! On VHS! And if you've forgotten how to smile... I'll MAKE YOU remember.

- oooooooooooooooooooooauagaagagghahagahaghag uagauauig u - You ok man? - Oh heavens no. Absolutely not.

That's 👻 SCARY 💀 ... I don't know ...

What in the world is a "You" "Tube"

Me: It's nice to finally be in Castle Town! Queen: I Want You Me:

Me: It's nice to finally be in Castle Town! Queen: I Want You Me:

IIIIIT'S

] i forgot i had tenna. My bad guys.

Haters of true entertainment are constantly trying to kill me!

KRIS!!! You need to SAVE the ANIMALS!!!!!

Something just happened

. Hahahahaha (that joke doesn't even make sense) hahahaha You got it buddy!!!!!!!!!

I Think I Left My Game Show On

[ Jumping about a mile like a very nervous mouse ]

Ahahaha. Nnothing.!!! [ Cartoon gulp sfx ]

[ Stares at him kinda like that one fucking thousand yard stare soldier image ]

Where did you COME from. What is HAPPENING

WHA— HEY? WHAT? HUH!???