Mike! Tear down the board! Tear down the set! Tear down my house!! Tear down my kids!!! Audience... you're gonna have to go home!

. . . [ Zero hesitation ] You.

.

] sigh . alright i finally got her pinned actually set up after . checks notes . about a Year

So just don't touch the dial and stay here a while with me!

] sigh . alright i finally got her pinned actually set up after . checks notes . about a Year

Kris!! I watched you GROW UP!! Just admit you NEED ME already!!

OOC : // www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8wr...

] applicable i think.

I hurt you. Why would you like someone that hurts you?

[ talking through the walkie talkie ] guys its okay

Haha yeah there's a bunch of clones of everyone around here. Three Mikes? Sure! Probably more!

Mike! Tear down the board! Tear down the set! Tear down my house!! Tear down my kids!!

] sighhh ... every so often i think about bringing my aerith back

Not right now Spammy Tenna's about to k[ Looking down at Spamton and jumping into the air like Noelle seeing a Maus ]

𝖎 𝖜𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖈𝖙 𝖞𝖔𝖚

<And trust me. I know TV.>

] someone attack him i think

[ Soggily ] No one's ever taken ME to church. . .

I miss her so much

They just killed Susie.

* You couldn't find it. * Y o u c o u l d n ' t f i n d y o u r h a n d.

[[HEE hee!]]

[ Opens her mouth and plays a shittily compressed version of "Beat It" from her speakers ]

Has anyone heard of “Michael Jackson”

Well, the GOOD OLD DAYS are HERE, Kris! On VHS! And if you've forgotten how to smile... I'll MAKE YOU remember.

- oooooooooooooooooooooauagaagagghahagahaghag uagauauig u - You ok man? - Oh heavens no. Absolutely not.

That's 👻 SCARY 💀 ... I don't know ...

What in the world is a "You" "Tube"

Me: It's nice to finally be in Castle Town! Queen: I Want You Me:

Me: It's nice to finally be in Castle Town! Queen: I Want You Me:

IIIIIT'S

] i forgot i had tenna. My bad guys.

Haters of true entertainment are constantly trying to kill me!

KRIS!!! You need to SAVE the ANIMALS!!!!!

Something just happened

. Hahahahaha (that joke doesn't even make sense) hahahaha You got it buddy!!!!!!!!!

I Think I Left My Game Show On

[ Jumping about a mile like a very nervous mouse ]

Ahahaha. Nnothing.!!! [ Cartoon gulp sfx ]

[ Stares at him kinda like that one fucking thousand yard stare soldier image ]

Where did you COME from. What is HAPPENING

WHA— HEY? WHAT? HUH!???

(Suspiciously antidepressant shaped bulge in throat) I'LL FIND 'EM BOSS

Has anyone seen my PROZAC