why did they make geordi laforge a sex creep

you guys are all missing the point with avatar. the real “way of water” is buying a bidet for your home.

Stoked to go to the kino with my buds and get a little treat and watch this action movie. Afterward we can say it was fun and then discuss literally anything else.

I like the avatar moves because vrooooom, swoosh! Pchyoo pchyoo, rRAAWWWR, vzhukh, tydykdykdykdyk, BOOM kkkhhh, community will protect us, ratatatatatatata, kchunk kthunk kchunk kthunk, BANG, unobtaineum

Merry Christmas, may your year bring blessings, light, time with lived ones and good health.

"you will be haunted by three spirits." the three spirits:

Your honor, my client's leitmotif has returned, embued with significance and forboding. We request the court take a recess at this time.

ngl i think the jj abrams star trek movies are pretty good

The event described in Robert Frost's "Stopping By Woods On A Snowy Evening," at least in a surface interpretation of the poem, occurs on the Winter Solstice. I read it on this day every year and consider this brief but powerful work. www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/42891/...

Your honor, we are requesting a recess, my client would like to play gameboy he just has to beat one last level

most European languages are even worse, calling it some version of "millions" and then a "milliard"

Gut biome affects mood? The contents of the big organ that make your tummy hort can affect mood?

Boss let me clock out early from work before my 2 week holiday (she's Dutch so work life balance yo) and the rest of my day is: Listen to podcasts and pack Last minute gifts Lift heavy at the gym Crush some creamy pints with the fellas Go to the airport Stoked levels are pretty high rn ngl

Your Honor, my client would like to noodle around on his guitar for a few minutes.

i am forced to work when in reality i should be smoking thin cigarettes and reading a book review magazine on a chaise lounge in a high-ceilinged room with parquet floors and sparse furniture. My lover calls me on the rotary phone on the floor to apologize. i let it ring six times before answering

How do we tell the band nerds that no one wants a mixolydian deck the halls for the love of God

I felt dreadfully.

my best experience at american airports is when i'm leaving the fucking country

my lastfm since 2014 is just "i am gay" by the holland boys five times per day

the former cocaine enthusiast to gym-guy pipeline is truly and international. Was at the gym today and some hand chalk on the ground made a line with a few little chunks that looked like a rail and me and two Georgian dudes just all looked at it and laughed/sighed.

There's a saying in Iowa that farmers roll up the sides of their straw hats so they can fits their heads in the mailbox looking for their subsidy checks

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Portugal fumbled imperialism so bad lmao

AND A 2014 COLLABORATION WITH ROBYN WHERE WAS I UNDER A GODDMAN ROCK AAAAAAGHGG

Röyksopp released an ambient album in 2024 and I never heard about it and haven't listened to it yet how could have so utterly failed?

idgi tbh

when i tell people i'm a journalist they rarely ask questions, most of the time they either: yell at me and tell me we're all crooks, offer advise at how i could be better at my job (i haven't told them which publication i work for even), or offer barbed little questions about the state of media

Telling my boss I'm OOO for the rest of the week as I have been swept into a sweet dalliance with the theorbo player in the Duke's employ.

10-year-old me was absolutely HEARTBROKEN over the Vivi's utter solitude

the choral version of the pyramid song as arranged by geoff lawson and performed by voces8 is better than radiohead's original version

i am so glad there is no expectation for me to have a conversation with the person at the till in Georgia. Sometimes the whole transaction goes entirely without words. I put my item to scan it, they tap the screen with the price. I tap my card. We exchange a nod and a friendly look, and that's it.

today I've sent like 4 emails and had a quick 30 minute meeting and I'm totally exhausted

God give me patience, because if you give me strength I'll need bail money

For the love of Christ in what hell does a turkey weigh 18 pounds. How much hormones and water must you inject into a bird to make its dead dry carcass with no organs weigh 18 pounds.

the dystopian cyberpunk vision that was spice girls

I'm bringing some weapons-grade Russian upset tummy meds back with me to the states for Christmas because this train runs on tacos, enmoladas and Cheez-its and it ain't slowin down

"You'll be visited by three spirits." The three spirits:

Who serves ham at Thanksgiving??

Japan is working Georgia in the first half here was not expecting this #rugby

the world cup scene was a really cute way to end The Two Popes

Wheel of Goon

You know youre in Europe when a goth gal is doing some weird shit with a cello to open a football match

Hell yeah

I would like everyone to know that I had a choir concert that went very nicely this evening. We sang here:

millenia ago an advanced primate had disproportionate access to fish and now i have to think and know about things like the State, and quantitative easing. Terrible deal. Sad!

man the IT guys at work are just incredible. "do you, a journalist, actually need an email with our domain name for speaking to outside sources and individuals?" "do you actually need transcription services for interviews?" nah boys, i'll just use a generic email and my IBM PS/1, no sweat

the real femboy hooters is the friends we made along the way

one of my colleagues is souping up a kei truck to look like a race vehicle, it's so sick