With the heatwaves ravaging the continent, European powers are rushing to respond. Brussels is optimistic it will asemble a swift action plan by 2030

В Грузии есть очень красивые горы кстати

trying to explain a midwest gay bar to a European and I may as well be drawing in the sand with sticks. My Canadian friend understands tho

none of your fuckin’ business.

holy fucking shit they didn't say it out loud they just screamed it

doing good will hunting's "this shit is easy for me" rant but it's about the mobile game with the shivering woman and child

the white house ufc fight was a really big night for guys that wear backwards baseball caps that cover their eyebrows

right wing Americans look like they are experiencing critical levels of inflammation at all times. Cellular damage just rampant

доширак после кучей пива с пацанами збс

в Грузии очень красиво поют

in this house we salute the ol' Red and Black 🇦🇱

common Albania W

The computer lost the mandate of heaven when the humble, helpful "program" was replaced with the insidious "app"

кто ваще сказал москвичкам, что провести часовые звонки по поводу работы в кафе -- это допустимо тем более, этот звонок мог быть емейлом

little creatures, faffing about

there is no goal for which america will not willfully sacrifice its children. cult of moloch-ass country

Here’s a video of what the booing actually sounded like at Madison Square garden. #NBAfinals #Knicks

I kinda get it from the Knicks’ perspective, I mean, I, too, thought I was doing pretty well and then Donald Trump forced himself into my life and the vibes have gotten a lot worse and I feel like the winning has ended.

creatures crunchin

i made the mistake of lightly ribbing the Soviet Union in front of American internet leftists on Bluesky.

love that moment when i yawn and my ears pop and the whole EQ on the track changes

"we need to increase daily AI usage to stay competitive and lean as an organization"

the publication i work for is now tasking writers with using an AI tool to come up with cover art for articles. between editorial and advertorial teams i have no idea how this can be more cost effective than just having a graphic designer. more baffling is why writers are responsible for art now.

what's all this then

right, now, that's sorted

hang on now just a tick

yet when i condemn crypto billionaires to a fate worse than death it's a "threat"

how do you say "i wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire" in a work email

this is a cat check point. relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone

a straight woman at the bar is explaining to her clueless and well meaning bf the needle he must thread for him to be considered masculine in her eyes and now i am confirmed why straight men die by suicide and/or alcoholism in larger numbers. sraight people just can't be themselves around each other

billionaires wasting all this money doing space tourism when they could be inventing a type of cigarette that's good for you.

we need gulags for BMW drivers

i appreciate the quality of the music selection at my gym today but it's kinda hard to hype up for a PR to Herbie Hancock

someone described me as looking athletic last night and i'm on cloud 9. never been called that in my adult life until today

забота

2nd grade boys discussing what the biggest dinosaurs were

Pick a Bond villian from the photos you already have on your phone

Michael: Oh hey, you're back early God: made them horny Michael: What? God: (grabbing a serpent and heading back to his workshop) made them horny

if you gotta ask...

i love to see a creature munchin

О Боже, пусть я буду так же уверен в чём-либо в жизни, как русская девушка, изучавшая французский язык, в его произношении.

democratic autopsy all like

Introduce yourself with 10 bands you've seen live Cake Red Hot Chili Peppers Anoushka Shankar The Knife The Mars Volta The Black Keys Motorama Robyn Tinariwen Отава Ё

"if someone offers you a seat on the billionaire play submersible..."

so you're telling me i look cute and friendly

should i buy a unique press of boards of canada's new album for 40 quid [y]/n

absolutely remarkable how clueless managers are. i thought this would be better in white collar jobs (idk why) but if anything it's far worse. as a journalist it's truly terrible, managers don't know a headline from a hole in the round, asking why we can't prepare breaking news ahead of time, smdh

I've kind of accidentally gone vegetarian because vegan/vegetarian restaurants in Tbilisi are pretty much the only places where you can reliably get healthy meals in this city.

The next James Bond should be Gary Oldman in his Jackson Lamb persona.