... no jokes allowed.

In times like these, the only thing that can save us is Paul Blart: Mall Cop 3

THE FINAL RENDERING HAS STARTED (final video time: 5 hours, 5 minutes, 13 seconds)

Who else remembers that time when YouTube added a vuvuzela button for the 2010 World Cup

“LUPORK THE THIIIIIIRRDDD!” I noticed that Porky Pig’s jacket changes colors a lot in different cartoons and well… #LooneyTunes #LupinTheThird

I beat every* N64 platformer. 40 games. 820 levels. Over 5 million items. 328 hours. Too many jumps to count. Let's talk about 'em. Coming June 23rd. (The asterisk will be explained later.) #nintendo64 #n64 #nintendo

I love this kid vomiting up FIFA

Advertise your BlueSky account with a Simpsons GIF

Reposting for the evening crowd!

I beat every* N64 platformer. 40 games. 820 levels. Over 5 million items. 328 hours. Too many jumps to count. Let's talk about 'em. Coming June 23rd. (The asterisk will be explained later.) #nintendo64 #n64 #nintendo

I don't think you have that much money. I don't think you have any savings in the bank. I don't think you can withdraw any more money. I don't think you have that much money in your account. I don't think you have enough money for my handling fee. How much will you deposit? Balance: $

✨JUNETEENTH MUTUAL AID THREAD ✨ Here’s a thread with Black folks you can support in celebration of #Juneteenth. Do some good - even if you’re sending $3 to a Black person to treat themselves to a dessert or a coffee! Circulate & give to at least one person in the thread if you have the means 💜

Final word count for the N64 platformers video: 57,483. That's a novel. I wrote a fucking novel.

It's 2026 and there are still too many toasters. Don't you people know that all toasters toast toast???

Welcome to Taskmaster!!! Would you like to play a game?

Today's morning has so far consisted of struggling to change a lightbulb and tearing up while watching a Game of Thrones clip. So good start to the day!

Finishing editing the Conker segment of this video while drinking whisky

If you're enjoying my Simpsons rewatch skeets, beware: today's episode made me really mad

Current video length: 4 hours, 13 minutes. It will likely reach 5 hours by the time it's done. Seven days remaining...

The biggest crisis facing our planet today is the continued use of Kevin Macleod elevator music in YouTube videos

I finally did it. The gameplay part is over. all that's left to do is finish the video... but before that I think it's time to get some sleep 😴

This mental fog and exhaustion has been preventing me from working on stuff over the last few days. No longer the case! Now a stomachache is preventing me from working on stuff

More like 40 STINKS (this game is not good man)

Two weeks remaining...

Wow I'm actually up early enough to catch a Nintendo Direct live! Let's do this shizz

This is what every game developer sounds like right now.

Well looky looky what arrived! Sadly probably won't get a chance to play it this month, but one day! *This isn't for the N64 platformer video but given that it's #Questiversary I had to finally pull the trigger on this

Actual thought I had today while listening to some TTRPG podcasts: man I wish I had a TTRPG podcast

1 more to go. Will this little project end on a high note? Kinda doubt it but let's see!

Catching up on SGF shtuff. Two new Cuphead games is wild. Really looking forward to Control Resonant. Wanna be hyped for Wolf Among Us 2 but my excitement for it died years ago and this trailer hasn't brought it back. The biggest takeaway is I need to look up who made that Control trailer song ASAP

The reason Pokemon got rid of Hidden Machines is that you can always find them in your inventory and therefore they aren't really hidden at all

My last Mario 64 painting is done

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Gandalf the White? Gandalf the fool and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie

HAMMERHEAD PAGE 6 IS UP! Welcome... to Dar Canyon! You know what voice you read that in, don't even front. What's with that smoke, though? hammerhead.webcomic.ws

So Lv100Nerd (who I think is at @lv100nerd.bsky.social but if not, sorry for the wrong tag) made a Backlog Bingo video inspired by my own series! Go give it a watch, she played some cool games!

I'm doing a vid on the PS2 later this year where I'm covering multiple games. So recommend me your favorites! Classics, console exclusives, or something more bizarre—anything you think would be good for the collection! #PS2 #PlayStation

I got permission from the artist, here's the FIRST EVER fanart of my characters from Hammerhead!! HUGE thank you to Amalockh1 from Lima,Peru for sending me this over on ComicFury and making my day, week, and probably month. LOOK AT EM!

Good morning. Happy Pride

Good morning. Happy Pride

Happy #Questiversary!! Quest has many fun things planned for June and it's 28th birthday! We have many friends streaming, writing, arting, memeing and sharing all of June! Post your own Quest content and spam #Questiversary so everyone is forced to see the fun!

Got these albums by Glimlicht recommended by the algo recently and lemme tell you, retro game soundtracks and ambient tape loops are two things I never knew I needed to be combined. This stuff's right in my very specific wheelhouse

星夜の野営(2024.7)

2 more to go. Been looking forward to revisiting this one!

Cutting games from the Every N64 Platformer video for time's sake: 😔 Cutting games from the Every N64 Platformer video to get a nice round number of games: 😎

Just watched a Line Rider video because apparently it is 2006

4 more to go. This one shouldn't take long but I'm excited about it!

So it's finally here