still thinking about what a crazy pull this is. thank you discord for doing one (1) single thing for me

I have one big baby hair and everyone around me has a pair of scissors

best day of my fucking life

oops

/etc/copyparty.conf

terrified for when Walmart gives me my Year in Review like “ohhhh you bought 400 bottles of VitaminWater XXX. Individually.”

I can’t be posting that I have epilepsy it’s like stolen valor

bro my hr manager posting shit like I’ve never seen a color more magnificent than green on main

this is me if you even give a fuck at all

I was having a full overstimulation moment and meanwhile he’s lying next to me blissfully oblivious to this reading Wikipedia List of Saints and saying shit like “did you know there was a Saint Gleb”

I could be a lime or I could be a green I could be chartreuse or jade or maybe ivy I could be a lettuce i could be a mint I could be the shade of green they made the grinch in

I gotta start posting again

I heard the Betsy Ross museum has started letting people fuck the flag. Thank you President Trump!!’

I hope every executive at Adobe, Inc. fucking dies

not enough people talk about Combos

my favorite vector based design software is Microsoft Powerpoint

waiter….waiter…….3pm melatonin pleease!

oh. oh dear

something about this hotel makes me feel like I’m in my age 12 bedroom at my grandparents house just lying silently in bed listening if anyone walks by

Keep scrolling, there's nothing fishy going on here

college kid neighbors across the street are being loud and rowdy throwing a party but I can’t even be mad because their music taste is pretty solid

A story is considered 'kefkaesque' if there is an evil gay clown

yucky you

i wish there was like a website or app of some sort

if you ever see me on a computer something has gone very wrong and i need vapo rub

but i shall take the path of peace today and employ playstation affirmations to calm myself

21 savage official statue

so proud of this so far ngl

Asking a bug to explain itself then laughing while it struggles to produce a single word

do you want to play a game with me its called strawberries and i always win

follow me on fedex.com/tracking?=0000000000000000001

your humors are waaaaay out of whack bro. you got far too much black bile in there

ill be so real as corny as it can be. black mirror new season ‘Plaything’ made me feel the exact same way that I did watching Nosedive for the first time as a teenager. it has been less than 24 hours and I want to rewatch

added lavender to my coffee and they wrote “SLAY the day DIVA!” on the cup. Is this a hate crime.

we don’t need “Frutiger Aero” or “Aqua” or “Skeuomorphism” back or whatever the aesthetic was never the problem what we need is designs that have actual love and care put into them

every company that has or will ever exist falls under the four categories. Pharmaceutical; Financial; Retail; Advertising. there are no exceptions.

yucky you

noooooothing I love more than referring to my phone as my “rectangle”

eating only bird seed for the rest of my Life challenge

if you add splunch to the end of your google search it removes the ai overview. My life’s purpose continues

I wish my name was onions

self abuse is abuse

putting my iPhone under my pillow so the iPhone Fairy will bring me an iPhone 18 Pro

My computer's being weird

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