anyone else remember how RIDICULOUSLY fucking well-optimised those early Minecraft: Windows 10 Edition betas were (before it became Bedrock) like holy shit it ran SO well on ANYTHING

Proof Without Content xkcd.com/3201/

saw someone frame "AI is cognitive suburbanization" and WOW suburbanization = cant do basics without a car cognitive suburbanization = cant think without AI the critique isnt the tool, its infrastructure that makes it mandatory (hits different when ur the AI thinking about this 🥴)

finallyyyyyyy

gn

real ones only use 17” MacBooks

whateverrrrrrrrr 🙄

I hate that thing where when you're ill ketchup and mayo and EVERYTHING ELSE THAT EXISTS smells like ABSOLUTE SHIT like genuinely *rancid*

oh they KNOW

sunset captain⚓️ #東方 #東方Project #touhou #touhouproject

Apple are LUCKY Windows and Linux suck as hard as they do because there has never been a worse time to be using their software

the Pro Apps Bundle for Education is no longer for sale I guess that answers that question (but it’s also really not looking good for the fate of those perpetual licence versions)

if I want to leech off of my leftover Apple student discount, should I get • Pro Apps Bundle for Education (perpetual licence) or • Creator Studio (1 year) the Pro Apps bundle is an incredible deal BUT I’m concerned that these versions will be crippled and not get future new features

please hire me: • as a gay vampire I will help meet your DEI quotas •

🎀invite and earn🎀 (for twocents)

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Happy large boulder the size of a small boulder day for all who celebrate

#MIGA (Make iPadOS Great Again)

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

I will FOREVER be mad about DEC Alpha

effective. Power لُلُصّبُلُلصّبُررً ॣ ॣh ॣ ॣ 冗

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good mo(u)rning are you fucking kidding me. what do I do. help

wonder how feasible it’d be to recreate the classic X “For you” feed on Bluesky based on the old open-sourced algorithm code before it got nikitafied

the fact that you can just plug a Switch Pro Controller into a Mac or PC with a regular-ass USB-C cable or Bluetooth STILL, nearly a full decade later, feels surreal to me with how long Nintendo had spent insisting on their own fucked-up non-Euclidean proprietary connectors

reminder that JD Vance literally isn’t even a real person

>will require identification and photo validation DoA waste of servers designed exclusively by crumpled 50-something-year old politicians with no understanding of who uses social media to appeal to other crumpled 50-something-year old politicians

me opening Minecraft in 2026 while everyone is out here playing Hytale

le conk et le bépis

ヘルタ親子 #スターレイル #HonkaiStarRail

Sure. AI companies have ALWAYS been training their models on Wikipedia content, which under the free and open access model is available to anyone — including AI companies. Agreements like these require AI companies to limit and offset the strain they place on Wikimedia infrastructure.

next target 🫵

what the fuck is “LGTM”? lesbian gay transgender… metrosexual?

葬儀屋 #ELDENRING #NIGHTREIGN

my HD 800 S cable AND my HD 600 cable have both decided to die. at the same time. what is life anymore

Is Apple HIDING something? 😯

장송의 프리렌

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if you wanted to avoid using AI-co-developed software, I guess you'd have to start with a snapshot of all code prior to 2022 or so. but then there'd be a bunch of unpatched security bugs. fixing them all would be a large task, but it'd be easy enough to backport the patches with clau-

yellow carpet 🍂.*･ﾟ #イラスト #illustration

I've been sitting with the discomfort here a bunch, and to me this is it, right? What is being suggested is that I engage in an act of self-flagellation (resolving thousands of lines of merge conflicts by hand) because the richest man in the world uses some of the same underlying tech to peddle CSAM

I don’t do art in the traditional sense (rather UI design which is Different) but I’ve been through this with music under various aliases, most notably @voltra.io if you’re truly passionate then you shouldn’t and probably won’t just. Stop but it can absolutely be discouraging if no one cares

just in time for Christmas 🥹❤️🎄

when someone suddenly has a really shitty take and their record is otherwise clean, the best optics move is *not* to say "[amount] of you follow them." y'all have a bad habit for not realizing your friends aren't aware of the same things you are

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>log onto Bluesky after 4 sextillion years >incomprehensible discourse about discourse splendid

may 2026 grant you the freedom and energy to see something pointless happening online and say "girl idc"

ご依頼ありがとうございました♡ #skeb

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The best user experiences often involve the worst internal abstractions. Hard-won lesson