Can’t believe Moyes mentioned Pep, re substitutes. I remember Dyche doing that and getting pelters. I honestly it’s a pathetic analogy, as Man City are usually winning and have 11 top players already on the pitch.

Rams to win.

Just seen some player ratings for last night. Ndiaye getting a better rating than KDH, has left me extremely confused 🤯

VAR can fuck off. Possibly one of the worst decisions I’ve ever seen, farcical.

And that’s why I keep Haaland as captain, you just know he’s gonna strike anytime #fantasyfootball

Omg, did Moyes just say Ndiaye has a knock 🤯

Go girls. Excellent way to end the half, much better last 10 minutes. #utft 💙

Today is #WorldLeukaemiaDay Who would’ve thought that a little fat Evertonian would ever help to save someone’s life? 😬 All I did, was join the @AnthonyNolan stem cell register and hoped for the best. Age 16-55 you can register with them or @DKMS_uk and you just never know. 💙

By a stroke of scheduling luck, I’m working in Liverpool next Friday. Would love to pop to Hill Dickinson. Where would be the best place to park, please?

Shit draw

Wow. Not sure Potter sees out the month 😵‍💫

I see Spurs have changed 😂

Fuck me, what a goal Hamar. Rooneyesque

When’s the third kit coming out? Seems really late this year.

@uhtpodcast.bsky.social hi Mike, are you doing a fantasy league this year? I haven’t seen any mention of it yet.

"Wetlands come in many forms, each with unique benefits for nature, climate, and people. Check out this guide to the major types of wetlands found around the world." via Convention on Wetlands

Villa playing Roma this evening, will be interesting to see how they get on.

Enjoyed that game. The pleasing thing is that with 3-4 additions we’ll be absolutely fine next season. Still looking a bit weak in the final third, but hopefully that’ll be addressed in the coming weeks.

Just worried that lack of subs will cost us again. Manure will make at least half a dozen, and we’ll be looking leggy after an hour.

Apparently Aznou has asked the pilot to turn around and head back to Germany.

Wow, Littler 5-0 down. This Josh Rock is a serious player 🎯

Haha, watching the darts during half time. Card held up UTFT Kopites are gobshites 😂

It’s so so difficult to buy junior memberships for Everton. I’ve had to give up. If anyone has managed to get around all the obstacles put up by the official website, can you tell me how you managed it please?

Humphries against Van Veen is some match, too notch 🎯

Two games, no goals from open play. Nothing changing yet. Clock is ticking 😬

It’s officially el scorchio 🥵

Moyes statement should ease some frayed nerves too. “With the introduction of lots of new players” 💙

RIP Diogo Jota. Rivalries are irrelevant, life matters. My condolences to his family ❤️💙

Bluesky is dying?! Really? Repost if you're still actively using Bluesky and not posting on X. www.spectator.co.uk/article/blue...

Sunderland have donated a box at the Stadium of Light to the Bradley Lowry foundation for the upcoming PL season. The foundation will use the box to bring other sick and underprivileged children to matches throughout at season free of charge. Absolutely love this, fair play Sunderland ❤️ 👏

It’s raining, woohoo 🥳

Wow, wait, what’s going on? Just had car insurance renewal quote, it’s £100 cheaper than last year. Never known this happen before 😱

Unfortunately I don’t have the marketing budget of Coca Cola so I can’t advertise during Corrie or drive a massive tractor past your house with neon lights attached and dancers chanting the date and venue through your letterbox.😆 Link in bio.

It's Addison's Disease Awareness Day. I'm one of fewer than 9000 with the incurable condition that's also life threatening @addisonsdisease.bsky.social's theme this year is "Know The Signs,Save A Life". The aim is to educate the public & medics Thank you for taking the time to find out more

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I wonder what time the MotD wankfest over Liverpool will finish. Need to know when I can turn it on #utft

Swifts have lost more than half their population in 20 years. A simple £35 brick in new builds could help save them. Labour used to support this – now they’re planning to backtrack. Sign the petition now to show them the public still backs this nature-friendly fix:

Fuck I love John Bailey, quality 💙

It was only right, my dad brought me to my 1st game at Goodison that I should bring him to the last💙

All blues that are attending today, have a magical one. Whatever your emotions, just let it be. Can’t be there but watching from afar with my two little toffees. Soak it all in and do the Grand Old Lady proud, this one last time 💙💙💙 #nsno #utft

Man City bore me shitless 🥱

Why the hell does anyone care what it’s called. For years we’ve been berating the club for being financial fuckwits. As long as the money rolls in and we become successful, it can be called the Bruce Dickinson stadium for all I care 💙 #utft

My favourite Goodison Park day, first game with my eldest 💙 beats everything else hands down #utft

Goodison Park memories

Sadly, a fellow Evertonian, Niall Cunneen from the #IrishToffees group, passed away during a visit to Goodison last weekend. There's a fundraiser to to help his family with the costs of bringing Niall home to Ireland - please share and donate if you can. RIP Niall 💙💚 www.gofundme.com/f/helping-ge...

Ticker tape was magic #utft