This Niners/Panthers game is a bit mad so far.

This is me every few minutes.

That was fucking spectacular on every level. That away end was boss tonight and deserve every single second of this win

After a spare for Saturday. The tide may be starting to turn and I can take my ST off resale after the new year, but for now Dads offered to get me a ticket and He’ll go too. Drop me a DM if you’ve got anything. UTFT 💙

Even more incredibly - this is the first time in Man Utd’s entire 133 year history that they have lost a home game in ANY competition when the opposition team have had a player sent off. That’s the scale of Everton’s achievement tonight. 😲👏👏👏

Tonight was the first time Everton have won a PL game despite having a player sent off in the first half since an August 2006 game vs Spurs.

📱Idrissa Gueye’s latest Instagram story post apologising for his red card

Simply lovely. Fuck you very much.

Everton are the first team in Premier League history to win a game in spite of having a player sent off for fighting with a teammate. #EFC

MOTM… Jordan fucking Pickford!

We’ve only gone and fucking done it! After that red card I thought that was us done but, honestly, we were magnificent. I am so, so proud of those players for what they’ve just done. Fully deserved. Up the fucking toffees!

Oh my god, he’s bringing on the slowest player in existence McNeil. Gonna be dead helpful chasing back.

We’re understandably tiring now so changes are needed. Don’t wait until they equalise, be proactive Davey.

I really hope after having the rest of that half to calm down and have a think that he realises he was in the wrong entirely and apologises to Keane and the rest of the team.

Even down to 10 men we’ve played really well. A few chances conceded, as you’d expect, but we’ve used the ball well, not sat back too much and have caused them problems.

What a goal that is!

What a fucking idiot Gueye is. Plays the shit pass that almost costs us, doesn’t like being told he’s fucked up and then loses his mind completely. Well done.

Come on you fucking blues!

I have a code for a free cinema ticket from Vue that has to be used by Thursday if anyone wants it.

That was not at all the game I was expecting. I thought it would be a close one but the Rams pummelled the Bucs from start to finish.

The Rams are taking the Bucs apart.

Throw. The. Fucking. Football.

I dread to think how many points we’d have scored this season without Will Reichard because this offense is a dysfunctional as it gets.

Deary fucking me.

My Vikings are making for painful viewing once again tonight. For so many reasons as well.

Hat-trick for Eze!

What a goal from Richarlison!

Whatever Frank said to the Spurs players at half-time didn't work 🤣

What I’ve noticed about our women’s team is that they’re far too rigid and structured in attack, there’s no dynamism. Then in defence there doesn’t seem to be any structure and they’re all over the place. It’s very odd to watch.

Bloody hell, I wake up to find out that Lando and Oscar have been disqualified! McLaren are going to fuck up entirely and hand the title to Max, aren’t they?

It’s a shame about the penalty dropping him back a place but what a phenomenal drive from Antonelli! How on earth was he that fast at the end on tyres that old? Nice podium spot for Russell too.

Right, I’m up for the F1 and I would just like some chaos on the opening lap please.

Well that was an interesting qualifying! I’m amazed there weren’t more incidents.

Fuck it, it’s Christmas.

Tonight I’ll be going to sleep, getting back up at 3:30 so I’m ready to watch the F1 qualifying, and then go back to sleep around 5am. If there are red flags that make it take longer I’ll not be happy 😂

The Texans defense was absolutely monstrous tonight! The Bills offense was awful and Allen looked anything but an MVP. He was like a little lost boy out there with no composure.

If Josh Allen gets sacked any more Hailee is going to get jealous.

After the Bills started the season so well they’ve been mostly awful.

Getting the notification that Crawley is out for a duck and I’m not surprised in the slightest.

Great start for the Bills.

If the Bills/Texans game tonight is shit I just might give up.

I will be buying more. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Adverts from Hilton hotel group, Travelodge, Booking. com and Accor banned for misleading minimum prices for rooms. It is that "from" price which you rarely get. All part of the plan to entrap customers, boost profits, exec pay. Execs not fined for misleading ads. So it goes on

I am very much looking forward to trying these.

🔵🌊🔵 OUR FIRST DISPLAY 🔵🌊🔵 Our first display at our new home will be under the lights versus Arsenal on the 20th December. Thank you to Everton and to everyone who has donated for making this possible! 1/2

I’ve now got the full set for this season, and I had to go with a women’s player on this one so I’ve got a shirt to wear to their games.

There were a decent amount of points, I didn’t fall asleep, and I got to eat a few macaroons (not to be confused with macarons). So there’s that. The Raiders are so bad that even shit wouldn’t want to be associated with them.

The Cowboys are raiding Las Vegas.

None of the start of this game has been a surprise 😂

Who’s stupid enough to stay awake to watch the Cowboys/Raiders game? This dick head!