Sam Avery
@samaverycomedy.com
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Scouser. Comedian. Evertonian. 2025/26 tour THUNDERSTORM onsale now! samaverycomedy.com/shows
If Keane had lightly slapped Gueye back, would the ref have sent them both off? Cos we still would’ve won. UTFT! 💙
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Can we talk about Friday?! ☺️ My tour hit a packed Liverpool Playhouse and it was GLORIOUS 💓 Thanks to everyone who came out and to Michelle who got onstage to do press-ups with me for a reason I can’t quite recall 🤣 I love you all xxx 📷: Andy Hollingworth
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The commentary for Scotland's 4th goal last night might be the greatest piece of sports commentary ever. Pure chaos and joy. McFadden on co-comms screaming 'SHOOT! SHOOT!' before Liam McLeod shouts 'He's gonna shooooOOOOT OH HAS THAT GONE IN?! OHHHHHHHH!!!' Pandemonium! Class.
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I'm in awe of what Sara Cox is doing right now for Children in Need! 5 marathons in 5 days (in British autumn weather) is frankly, ridiculous 👏 I was lucky enough to appear on her show a few years back. And I'm pleased to report she was just as lovely and down to earth off-mic as she is on air.
11 days ago
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WW1 - Archduke Franz Ferdinand assassinated WW2 - Hitler invades Poland WW3 - Nonce
12 days ago
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‘In the future, everyone will be in the Epstein Files for 10 minutes’ - Andy Warhol
12 days ago
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Hearing reports that Jeffrey Epstein is mentioned in the Epstein Files. More to follow.
12 days ago
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‘Next on BBC1 we’ll be discussing if the BBC are institutionally biased. But first up, it’s Bargain Hunt with Nigel Farage…’
13 days ago
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BREAKING: BBC apologise to Donald Trump for editing a speech to make him coherent.
14 days ago
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That point against Sunderland looking much better in hindsight…
17 days ago
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John Lewis ‘British Values’
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17 days ago
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Why did people vote for the new Mayor of New York?
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19 days ago
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If you’re working full-time and still can’t afford basic food and rent, something is severely wrong.
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21 days ago
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If Dewsbury Hall was any sloppier he’d have to go home in Tupperware.
22 days ago
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Venue had a guest book so I wrote this.
22 days ago
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Having a moment. Thinking about all the people who’ve come out to see me on this tour so far. Leeds last night was a joy. Thanks to Stuart for the best heckle. Thanks to Katie Tracey for her brill support slot. Thanks to everyone who came out, either the 1st time or the 5th. ♥️
23 days ago
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Leeds! Let’s goooo 🤘😍🤘
24 days ago
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Rachel Reeves.
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26 days ago
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An apology.
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about 1 month ago
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Parliament won’t discuss Prince Andrew?!
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about 1 month ago
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Prince Andrew.
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about 1 month ago
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Trump AI video.
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about 1 month ago
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Thanks to everyone who came to Hedge End on Friday. A really special venue for me. Shout out to Hanif who bought me a beer during the interval and Tanya who took this pic. Next up, Wrexham 🏴
about 1 month ago
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The biggest problem with AI is that I now presume every video / image I see to be AI-generated and thus believe nothing.
about 1 month ago
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Fridge is broke. Not going to bed till I’ve eaten everything.
about 1 month ago
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We have all been radicalised…
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about 1 month ago
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A message.
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about 1 month ago
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The Gaza summit.
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about 1 month ago
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‘Go suck your Kings wanker’
about 1 month ago
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Mick told me how to deal with death threats.
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about 1 month ago
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Didn’t have ‘Zack Polanski comments on your FB post’ on my 2025 bingo card.
about 1 month ago
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Hope and equality? Not for me, ta.
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about 2 months ago
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Someone just tried to insult me by calling me a ‘lefty scouser’. Thanks 👍
about 2 months ago
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New episode of Taproom Tramps every Friday.
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about 2 months ago
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Did you see the chocolate bar?! 🤣
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about 2 months ago
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Had a great time in the USA 🇺🇸
about 2 months ago
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EUSTON TANNOY: Customers are reminded not to run at any time
about 2 months ago
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I refuse to go onstage without a pink couch 🤣
about 2 months ago
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If Britain was a house party
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about 2 months ago
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Forest fan on front row of my show tonight told me he was avoiding the result so he could watch it when he got home. He must be watching it right now. Poor fecker.
about 2 months ago
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Well that was quite the experience! Quick trip to NYC to host a fundraising gala, then back to Blighty for shows in Bristol, Southend and Cambridge this weekend 💪🤓 (where I will NOT be dressed in a tux, soz)
about 2 months ago
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Imagine a revenge movie starring Liam Neesan where he tracks down and incarcerates all the PPE crooks from the pandemic.
about 2 months ago
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‘You can identify as anything nowadays’
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about 2 months ago
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Gig in NYC baby! ♥️
about 2 months ago
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5 Live news just led with a piece about Starmer's speech at the Labour conference and the ONLY clip they played was NIGEL FARAGE'S RESPONSE. Balanced.
about 2 months ago
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Digital ID to stop immigrants?
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about 2 months ago
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No make up. Just me in my Oodie. Do I still have that magic? ✨
about 2 months ago
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People announcing their departure on social media never gets old 🤣
2 months ago
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Migrants eating swans?
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