GRAB YOUR NUTS AND HEAD FOR A MAJOR FOOD CHAIN

I had Chinese for lunch. At the end, I got an advice cookie. Something about prepare to work hard in order to succeed and break the mantle of family shame that you carry from not becoming a doctor as your parents wished.

The answer is always cheeseburger.

Put your makeup on, fix your hair up pretty And meet me tonight in Atlan- DEAR GOD

Now just hold up a sec... with ease???

WestJet weight cap on power wheelchairs leaves some Canadians grounded www.thestar.com/business/wes...

Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney (right) with the mascot of the 2025 112th Grey Cup Champion Saskatchewan Roughriders, Gainer the Gopher.

Grey Cup Champions

GO RIDERS!!! #greycup

Well over a dozen iterations and the $1000 iPhone is still slippery as a wet goldfish. There’s no excuse or reason. And now I have to slap a cheesy $12 case on it so I won’t drop the once gorgeous thing.

Today is a good day.

Missed field goal return touchdowns compilation #CFL youtu.be/YazdqKwys04?...

Do not 'like' this post. Do not.

When did everyone decide to use 'amount' instead of quantity or number???

What do I have to do to get more followers here? - this is gold, pure pedantic gold.

Nothing says bad-ass Christian rock band like skipping the apostlophe!

80s Christian album covers were LIT!

"OK, who is this?" It's The Band, dad. "The Who?" No, The Band. "Yes, who is the band?" Not Yes, not The Who. It's The Band. "Oh, so I have to just guess who is the band?" No, the Guess Who is a different band. This is The Band. "The band is The Band?" Yes! "You said it wasn't Yes!" #AT40

Old caves yield new secrets from Canadians who went over the top at Vimy Ridge The earth threatens to swallow messages of love and home from men facing oblivion #Canada www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Cmon @tsnofficial.bsky.social, the sound mix on the CFL playoff game is so bad you can’t hear the announcers.

Flusher, you magnificent bastard!!!! #MB Wordle 1,603 2/6 🟩⬜🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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sent an email to kids school because shes sick today. problem is i sent it from my junk mail. fartdoor69.

Last autumn leaves clinging to the tree. Fuck no, I won't do what you tell me!

I would spend most of my time tuning the theremin.

I have those same pants.

What if car horns had volume controls? Would everybody just dime them?

as a bird artist, in honor of tonight’s game i have attempted to draw the gorgeous blue jay as accurately as possible. as always please let me know if you have any constructive criticism

Working on a movie script. Vladdy Slapp

Now playing!

How misheard lyrics are born.

Go All The Way - Raspberries Limelight - Rush Wichita Lineman - Glen Campbell Good Vibrations - Beach Boys Born To Be Wild - Steppenwolf

Get your stinking hepatitis C, herpes, and COVID infected paws off me, you damn dirty ape!

I do sit-ups every morning. I wake. I sit up.

Behold, Country Throw-up Gravy in motion! #CTUG

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Louvre robbed - Police stumped.

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If you could ever merge cheese with pizza you would have the perfect food.