I need more buttons

Me + my comfort movie

Look I know AI comes with a fuck ton of bad news. But. And hear me out. Its use in getting an excel formula for exactly what you need is incredible.

I have mixed opinions about Alice Hoffman and her writing. #booksky

Just found a research project for myself at work. And…yikes. I am not looking forward to this.

I got a skip the line for Bride on Libby

Put an appointment on my calendar for the rest of the afternoon so I can get some shit done and called it “chasing waterfalls”. No one will notice but it gives me a laugh.

My afternoon has no meetings right now and I’m tempted to put a block in there so no tries to steal my peace for the rest of the day.

A function my new work headset has that helps my ADHD ass is that it tells me periodically that I am on mute and also when I take myself off mute. I feel seen.

So I hated 97% of it. But the food was good - accounting for 2% in the positive. And someone complemented my spiked heels which accounts for the remaining 1%

I just checked, and I have 118 tabs open on my work computer right now.

I have to network tonight and I am mentally not with it for that.

Made it back to my desk with more than 20 minutes to spare. Turns out my rational brain was right.

I scheduled a meeting way too close to my dr appointment this morning and because anxiety is a cruel bitch I am here… And the rational part of my brain is like chill it’s an hour until then and you’re nearly done with your appointment. But no. I am here…

I failed REG again ….with a fucking 74! Which is failing by ONE FUCKING POINT!

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to bluesky

I still have two more meetings to attend.

Having the same charging port type across devices has got to be the best advancement in technology.

This is Finny. He doesn’t go chasing waterfalls. He carefully studies their timing and arrives in advance. 14/10 very impressive (TT: jordancain70)

*checks work calendar* *notes 5 meetings* Who the fuck allowed this to happen on a Monday?!

I've never wished violence on Charlie Kirk. Who do you think I am, Charlie Kirk?

Grave Matter by Karina Halle got recommended to me by the same friend who recommended Quicksilver and I don’t trust her opinion on what a good book is anymore. Anyone on #booksky read it? If so, would you recommend it?

I have been meaning to get one of those fisheye mirrors to attach to my car’s side mirror for a month. And every time I pick up my phone to go order one, I promptly forget what I was doing because ✨ adhd ✨ I will now attempt to do what I have failed to do for a month: order the damned thing.

timeline cleanse. ✨ everyone who sees this post, quote 5 things that make you happy: - reading - comfy lounge clothes - coffee - rainy weather - my family; my son and my husband

Went out for our anniversary and curbed a carving. Stuffed pizza. Cheers to 13 years!

Okay but the screamy music really do be calming my brain down.

My inbox has way too many new unread emails for this late in the day on a Friday afternoon. They need to settle down.

My brain randomly just now: I GOT YOUR PICTURE IM COMING WITH YOU DEAR MARIA COUNT ME IN

Since I listen to audiobooks at 2x speed, I’ve begun to wonder if some of these narrators purposely read and record their audio at a slower pace knowing people like me will speed it up. And if they don’t do that…and this is their natural speech cadence … I never need to converse irl with them. 😳

Tryina make friends like…

I need a book that might help me get out of a funk. Something that’s generally unputdownable and sparks joy. Any recommendations?

“No, thank you” Me, to damn near everything today.

The frequency with how often I am worried about my parenting skills is frightening. Send me good vibes, y’all. This morning has been rough in the parenthood hood.

Listening to audiobooks while working at 2x speed has helped me absolutely obliterate my reading goal this year. 😆🙂‍↕️

Honestly, I’m just trying to finish this PBC request for this audit so I can feel the dopamine I’ve been chasing all week and can’t be bothered with anything else.

Wanna go get my third cup of coffee for the day but wondering if I should resist.

Currently wanna eat my weight in Dots Parmesan Garlic Pretzels.

Really struggling to study for the last three mornings.

Favorite character. Which is a tough choice but I think it would be Charley Davidson from Darynda Jones’s series where Charley is the grim reaper and she’s fucking hilarious. We’d have a helluva good time.

i respect the grind but i also deeply respect the recline

Monsters.

High fantasy.

Fae.

Dark romance.

Forced proximity.

Grumpy/sunshine.

Third act breakup.

Ugh. Love triangle.

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