Probably true. Correction - Very probably true.

I want to point out once again that 3 out of 10 people you see on a daily basis think Trump is doing a good job… 1/3 of the country are still dumber than a bucket of dirt..

James Talarico responded to the latest faux scandal: "I’m an eighth-generation Texan. I’ve been eating barbecue since before Ken Paxton’s first indictment. And if all they have on me is lying about me being a vegan, I feel pretty good about our chances this November."

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Brief rant: There is a lantern floating in Hawaii every year on Memorial Day. There was a segment covering it on the local news including an interview with a local kid floating a lantern for “his boy” another 16 year old who died. Not a service member. Parents need to teach their children better

Considering the USNI's skepticism towards the US commitment to Taiwan (hidden in mealy mouthed policy comment) I think the Philippines would probably be better off avoiding the attentions of US naval planners.

Oh God. This looks like Mrs SB's Ikea Chair incident.

I read a lot of recipe reviews online (yes, I know you’re jealous). The best are the ones that say “This was perfect, here are the 37 things I did to change it”. Like, how do you know if it’s perfect since your version is completely different Chad?

I hate to say it but it was really painful to listen to Paul McCartney on SNL this week. 😭😭😭

If a tanning bed and a cotton candy machine had a baby…

I went to get ice cream and this is what I found… 🤦🏻‍♀️ This is the work of the 10yo.

I have just taken my first dump in two days. There's about to be a reenactment of the Red October arriving in the Penobscott in a minute. Pray for those in peril on the sea.

This is worth a read folks: www.heritage-history.com/site/hclass/...

So now that Trump is calling Democrats, Dumbocrats, because, you know, they're dumb, does that mean we can now call Republicans Rapepublicans because you know....

I don’t know exactly how Trump will embarrass our country in China, but I think we can count on it happening.

The guy who wrote this editorial was called “turd blossom” by Dubya so…not sure his opinion really matters. apple.news/A1GDYcIpLTYO...

If his latest statement about Americans financial situation isn’t part of every Democratic TV ad we deserve to lose.

Here you go DNC. You're welcome.

WTF?? He's gonna RENAME the war? Like it's a TV series or a video game? He thinks the problem is BRANDING?? The guy with the nuclear codes is insane.

Keep in mind that the “no more wars” president changed the name of the Department of Defense to the Department of War. That kind of tells you everything you need to know.

Trumps disapproval rating on the economy hit 70%. At this point if you’re still a supporter it means four things: You’re a racist You’re a pedophile You’re a fascist You’re stupid as fuck

he’ll yea NFL refs gettin their shit sucked in the club tonite

Here’s the problem under the #TACO administration: you can’t trust that what the CDC says is true. apple.news/AQmc0y8EVQpu...

Michelle Obama warned everyone. Kamala Harris warned everyone. Hillary Clinton warned everyone.

Dear Virginians, Your choice is to now. It’s so overwhelmingly against the right that districts don’t matter.

Karma is awesome sometimes.

Dear @NFL, please seriously consider revoking the Tennessee Titans team's right to play in the state. Millions of black people are losing their rights of the USA. Same with the New Orleans Saints need to move out of Lousiana for the same reason. Every southern state should lose their teams. ASAP

#TACO flip.it/WV-YYx

I may be Mexican American but I do love a little white people taco night moment

Trump pauses efforts because #TACO. He has no idea what to do. apple.news/ASfwPatGfTry...

My job is scheduling and attending meetings. All the meetings. 😵‍💫

Listened to the Marco Rubio presser today. He’s the one to be worried about because he makes their insanity sound almost plausible. Luckily Trump can’t stand anyone else having the spotlight or being perceived as smarter so Rubio probably won’t get to speak that often but he’s smarter than the rest

That poor bird

This week, we’ve been told that Donald Trump was once physically fit enough to be an astronaut AND a pro baseball prospect, yet somehow bone spurs 5 times precluded him from serving like most men of his generation.

A small light in the dark. Infowars is no more friends.

The US should have a mechanism to recall a president, by the people.

US Navy warships suffering damage for non combat reasons come from one of three places: Overuse and crew fatigue Poor maintenance practices caused by poor leadership Actual combat damage being covered up by this administration 🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️

Don't count on it here. It's an Ivy, parents have a big say on what happens there.

If this is it for Russell Wilson, he should be congratulated on an outstanding career. From 2017-2020, he threw 140 touchdowns against 36 picks. He was also tough as hell. Not many third-round picks start every game for the first nine years of their career.

Looking at this video the BoT should suspend him immediately, and decline any attempt at resignation so they can fire him for cause.

It cost me $177 to renew my driver license today. Requiring certain ID to vote without making that ID easy, accessible, and free is 100% a poll tax.

Just once, I want to see a House Hunters episode where instead of “this is a highly desireable market” the agent is telling the buyer “you do NOT want to live here, you’ll be dead within a week” and they buyer insists anyway. The three month follow up should be really entertaining.

So we’re going to prosecute all the magats who sold 8646 swag and said it on social media right? Right?

A reminder that both Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris literally warned everyone that SCOTUS was on the ballot. They were right yet again.

I distinctly remember the magats calling all of us snowflakes after the 2016 election. Telling us to cry harder and talking about drinking liberal tears. Well folks, we’ve come full circle. What a bunch of whiny little bitches they all are.

All the LIV golfers should have to sit out PGA events for two years.

The John Roberts Court has done more to reduce the political power of poor people and Black people while enlarging the voting rights of rich people and corporations than has any court since Roger Taney was Chief Justice in the 1800s. I opposed his nomination in 2005, and I stand by that.