Happy Greatest and Most Important Day of The Holiday Season! #BoxingDayTest #AUSvIND #AUSvsIND #AUSvsINDIA

They should play the #BoxingDayTest in Sydney so all the good players can spend #Christmas at home. #AUSvIND #AUSvsIND #AUSvINDIA

#MerryChristmas to all on here who aren't cunts... about seven of ya's.

Hope Santa came... hard. #Christmas #Christmas2024

Hot is it? Yeah right. Thanks. Wanna talk about it all fucking day?

Being #neurodiverse in a country that uses the imperial system would be fucking torture.

Got a bit of running around to do today. Just the thought of marinating my ears in the dulcet tones of Jim Maxwell - The Voice of Summer is causing blood to rush from all corners of my body to my penis. #AUSvIND #AUSvsIND #GabbaTest

People who stow singular, unsmoked cigarettes behind their ears are both cool, and tough

Same goes for your year on Strava. Cheers.

This victory feels a lot like Mum & dad have just made up after yet another drunken, violent fight. I so badly want to believe that things are finally better & this time will be different. Deep down, I can't believe it. I've seen it before. #AUSvIND #AUSvsIND

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Taking recommendations on those doorbell/security camera combos. After a battery-operated doorbell with a camera & 3-4 extra battery-operated cameras that can connect to Wi-Fi, so I can log in & check them from my phone. Nothing flash, just has to work & be operator-friendly.

Beau Webster and his slug come into the setup, and we're a different team. Marnus finds some form. Patty's running in harder. Bin lid is doing what he does best. This is not a coincidence. Every squad needs a tripod. #AUSvIND #AUSvsIND

Imagine giving a bloke a send-off who just scored a run-a-ball 140. Reckon he'll cringe watching that one back. How embarrassing. #AUSvIND #AUSvsIND

Why does he always rain runs on me? #AUSvsIND #AUSvIND

I know he often comes in against the old ball and tired bowlers but man, when Travis Head is on, he bats like he's hes batting in different conditions to everyone else. Makes it look easy. I shouldn't have posted this... #AUSvIND #AUSvsIND

Dunno who needs to hear this, but it's not as fucking hot as your car thermometer is saying it is. Give it a rest

I really thought this might be the year. I hoped and I prayed. I really did. Sadly though, it wasn't to be... I just cant make myself give a fuck about what you listen to on spotify.

I have my 2 yr 3 mth son on my own tonight. My Mrs is the only one who can get him to sleep without driving him around in the car. Everything is totally fine and under control and II'm no even scared in the slightest.

Dunno why, but I reckon opening any can of drink, not finishing it, then storing what's left in the fridge for a later date is not fuckin' on. Grosses me out. Either finish it or chuck it out, you sick fucks.

Playing Russian roulette every time I go to The Thinking Room for the next 11 days. Imagine getting turned inside out by some high-pressure poo-water.

Nothing makes me feel more like an adult than squeezing all the air out of a snap-lock bag before sealing it up.

My #Instagram algorithm is cooked. I was watching a world leading psychiatrist explain why Neurodiverse people are more susceptible to substance abuse problems/addictive behaviours. Next video was a female rapper from the UK rapping about fucking her rivals dads.

Is it mandatory for all toddlers to have shit haircuts or just most of them? Some fuckin’ shit chips getting around the playground.

30 degrees outside. Clothesline is empty. My preggosaurus Mrs has the dryer running flat stick. Baby brain in full effect. Thank fuck for solar.

Toddler has a case of Fidel Gastro. Gunna lock him in the shower and drop food and drink to him over the top until he has a shit that doesn’t go down the drain pipe unassisted.

Thinking of introducing a strict family uniform policy to streamline clothes washing operations when our second baby arrives next March. Imagine being a family that wear the same matching kit everywhere, all the time. I’m willing to do it for the upside.

As I get older in sobriety, the more I understand that having less opinions means more peace between the ears. Focusing on the few things that matter and forgetting everything else is a godsend. #ODAAT #RecoveryPosse

My toddler has worked out that he can do whatever the fuck kinda naughty shit he wants as long as he says “cheeky bubba” afterwards. 🤦🏽‍♂️

i see you posted a joke. here are the facts

Even Alan Jones thinks these Aussie men are getting touched up pretty badly #AUSVIND

Nice of Patty to give Marn a bowl in his final test match. #AUSvIND #AUSvsIND

It doesn’t get much more Mitch Starc than that. #AUSvsIND #AUSvIND

David Warner is so polarising he’s even divided my multiple personalities. Some of them love him, some of them hate him. Nothing in between. #AUSvsIND #AUSvIND

Rissole thread, is thread of the year for me. These made me lol more than they should’ve. #NRL #NationalRissoleLeague #defendtherissole

I’ve been blown away by my own maturity and discipline. I’ve eaten my way through half a packet of Zooper Doopers, from least favourite flavour to most favourite flavour. Adult stuff. A lot of you wouldn’t get it.

I’ll never understand why the fuck people eat rissoles when you could just as easily flatten the fuckers and make them into burgers and enjoy your fucking life. Didn’t understand it as a kid and won’t as an adult. Used to shit me to tears when dad wouldn’t come to the party and flatten ‘em.

I got that anxiety that forces me to wait for the eftpos machine to say 'Approved" before walking away even though I know I have money in the bank or am using my credit card. Don't trust a damn thing and don't want the attendee thinking I'm sketchy.

Someone at the Gaytime factory has once again been a little over-zealous inserting their stick. The fuck do I do with this? @unileveruki.bsky.social

Spring never really sprung, did it?

youtu.be/ZdY4csFlwyg?... This is cool. A CBR Institution.

Does anyone know why St Kilda?

Couple really cool things I’ve seen in Melbourne. Potentially the least inviting looking pub I’ve ever seen with an even less inviting name. 💩 The most badass car decal the world has ever seen.

Melbourne observation. A lotta dogs in high rise apartments. Not sure how I feel about that.

They mightn’t be able to jump as high as they used to but god fucking damn #PearlJam are an incredible live band.

Why the fuck did I have to stay directly above this joint AFTER I started a family and got sober? An opportunity gone begging. www.mensgallery.com.au

Raising toddlers is just convincing them to do something they should do, then once you’ve done that, convincing them to stop doing that thing once it’s over. Like trying to get them to willingly have a bath, then trying to get them to willingly get out. It’s the same battle.