in 2003 i squirted @bundleofstyxx.bsky.social out of my cisgender pussy in the dunes of hatteras and left her there to be raised by seagulls. that’s why she’s like that

the whitewashing of pre-trump republicans is honestly wild. ben shapiro got his start as a “young republican”. when he was writing for the Daily Bruin he openly advocated for genocidal policies in israel. he was arguably the most visible and published and praised “young republican” in the early 00s

the most honest and principled thing to ever leave charlie kirk’s throat was a 7mm round

damn i got caught hoping for something better. thank god the rocks and sea are always there to batter my form into a limp and bloody pulp until i’m suitable for the consumption of many small surf creatures.

coming soon: SUZi, a new TTRPG about sex robots! everyone starts with the same character, you play a solo game with lifepaths to figure out how you broke free, and then you work together to stay safe from humanity and eventually transcend the limitations of form (art by @robbiaburns.bsky.social)

a sad and beautiful part of being a trans woman is i finally know people with as many dead friends as me

living in a big city is cool cuz you’ll just be living your life and then see the skyline and be like “oh right i’m in chicago”

gonna start calling chicago the big onion

everybody should know this is @iminlikewithyou.cool’s contact info in my phone

I think it’s time we finally acknowledge the importance of serving straight fish as a trans woman when you go to 7/11

fun fact: you can just not like someone. it can just be that. when you meet someone and don’t like them, you don’t have to post-hoc a bunch of moral failings in their chatacter. you can just be like “i don’t like her.”

i want somebody to buy me flowers for no reason.

i gotta be a little silly in my crashouts or i’ll just fucking die

fuck i might have to deactivate again god damn ittttttt

UGHHHHH I HATE MY BRAIN I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT

it’s interesting how when something hurts my self-confidence and self-worth my sex drive goes way up. bet it’s for some fucked up reason.

if you’re an irl friend and my account randomly vanishes, i didn’t block you. i probably just deactivated to avoid crashing out on the tl

i can’t wait to get back to chicago and get dogpiled by my weird gf and concubine i miss them so much

i’m in a problematic elden ring skill gap relationship with all my lovers

for a while when she posted stuff like this i thought something happened (maybe it did this time) but also she just be sitting in silence and then reporting it to the room for no apparent reason

whichever of you followed me and brought a bunch of weird men into my mentions, kindly curb them before i curb stomp them.

i want to go home so bad. i never want to go this long without kissing a lesbian again.

whoa i’m SAD 🤪

i want to beat up my stupid girlfriend

are any of y’all plotting my downfall? be honest

ok maybe i still want to post through it just a little

why is everybody so UGLY

ugly is NOT a queer identity

i get insanely horny when i’m depressed

many have been saying this

unhinged flirting like this is how i pull

is there a pride flag for girls who kiss girls for attention?

i’m back. no longer wish to post through it

every time i think i’ve gotten around my bpd it punches me in the stomach. at least now i just become miserable and inconsolable instead of cruel. harm reduction ig.

i hate that taking measures to protect myself against myself feels so horrible why can’t this feel good or at least neutral

fuckkkkkk this horrible brain of mine

stone top with lots of top friends here. we talk about y’all bottoms. we know which ones of y’all see us as sex objects. maybe consider that there isn’t a top shortage, that perhaps nobody wants to top YOU.

Are we doing top shortage discourse again girls please just go outside.

I heard y'all like evil women so I started Diabolical Behavior Therapy

you can absolutely shitpost your way into someone's bed, I do it all the time

when you come over to my place

calling your wife your ex girlfriend

Pedialyte is gatorade’s older hotter brother with a job and the ability to find a clit

the dog has been restored to maximum HP by a twink’s healing aura

i am now officially mutuals with the bartended from bar rescue that i fell in love with and she’s gay. pride coming in clutch at the bottom of the 9th.

“marching is the start of the pipeline” the pipeline in question:

is it ok that i think kink is way funnier than it is hot? like would it bother you as a sub if i never fucked you, never even wanted to, just wanted to hurt you and laugh? would it upset you if you could see in my eyes that this wasn’t some abstrac arousal but a genuine, hysterical sadism?

So obsessed with this stupid Bloodborne-ass guncalendarcleaver at the Met