Just saw somebody call 30 “middle age”

Still alive 👋

Why is getting a job like winning the lottery now

Am I the only one who thinks that using poppers for anything non sexual is silly

About time yall realized Nicki is a piece of shit

My job stresses me out and I deeply hate it at times but when I start job hunting and see how the horrific state of the market I think.. hmm maybe it isn’t that bad lmfao

Every time a straight dude calls me “boss” I lose like 20 minutes off my lifespan

When I see my man’s big brown puppy dog eyes my heart goes pitter patter

Yall I am literally on cloud 9 life is so good

I need to rewatch invader zim

He completes me 🥰

whenever there’s a survivor challenge where they have to keep their arms up it’s like a treat for me bc i get to see all the armpits that you KNOW are so stinky

Softie for Friday

It’s almost my 8th year living in San Francisco :o

What an amazing Folsom this year

Fantasizing about bcd tofu house like it’s sex

once again, if tylenol caused autism, america would have a better rail system

Jennifer Tilly in bride of chucky is absolutely my spirit animal

Happy saturgay

Big Dipper is really still on the apps in LA lmfao

my mental health if yall sent me armpit pics

High at the beach while snooze by sza is blasting ✨

Men who can rock the stache make me weak in the knees

Seeing some conservative dipshits I grew up with posting support for Charlie Kirk makes me want to jump outta my own skin

Tuesday!

Sitting on your lap would fix me. 🥰

Why is a man’s ability to chug a beer so hot to me

Still can’t believe I paid $19 to see Ethel Cain lol

It’s that day again #fcf

Does anyone remember when Lil Debbie said “San Jose ain’t the Bay Area” and then everyone from sj was sending her death threats lmao

:3

I’m Boyfriend

Me: I’m gonna smoke weed Me: 2 lazy to roll a joint

FCF softie

Herro

What I love about managers is how there’s no standards or rules for them so yeah it’s just totally fine that y’all are 20 minutes late to a meeting. Like fuck just cancel it at that point

Life was so much simpler when we just reblogged pictures of sunsets on Tumblr all day

these are the same people who think a high speed rail line connecting LA and san francisco is absurd

It’s not Friday but fuck it

We have to reset our priorities from top to bottom.

I thought it was July 17th… bitch it’s the 20th

My doctor told me if I don’t eat kbbq this weekend I will die

Get in there