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This makes me miss my Great Dane. I laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes. 🤣😂😂😭😭 #GreatDane

My memoir, A Mind Of My Own is now available in paperback which means it’s cheaper. Hurrah! If you’d like a dedicated copy repost this and I’ll do a random pick of five winners in the next couple of days. If you’ve already bought/read or listened to the audible version thank you! ♥️📚

This was a groundbreaking piece of work. A work so good it means a life well spent. Millions of people understand Iran, the diaspora and the weird bittersweet details of the immigrant experience through the work she did.

Feeling weary. And it’s only Tuesday. Don’t work in local government kids, it’s miserable.

It’s very much a I’m not paid enough for this nonsense kind of day. The rain is nice though.

Street vendor wearing a peanut suit in 1890s Tucson, Arizona

They’re burning wood to power data centres in the UK bylinetimes.com/2026/05/29/k...

Wing mirror spiders have evolved to be impervious to car washes

It’s an entirely reasonable temperature.

It’s all going on in the garden right now, foxes and hedgehogs, fisticuffs or courting, I’ve no idea. The little yip sounds from the foxes, chuffing from the hogs #wildlife #foxes #hedgehogs

It’s all going on in the garden right now, foxes and hedgehogs, fisticuffs or courting, I’ve no idea. The little yip sounds from the foxes, chuffing from the hogs #wildlife #foxes #hedgehogs

Rowling, Forstater, Davies and your ilk; take a fucking bow you absolute dangers metro.co.uk/2023/05/25/i...

I think my eyeballs have finally decided they’re not going to work together, at all.

A livestream of a volcano in the Philippines captured a meteor crashing to Earth today. What are the odds? Mayon Volcano, Location: Albay, Luzon, Philippines

solar is so cool man. I climbed up on my shed roof last week and installed a panel to charge my yard tools and now I’m mowing my lawn with power I stole from a fucking star

Every summer I repost this article on how to spot drowning. Please read it and pass on. In the last few years I’ve had SIX messages from people who saved a kid’s life after clicking on the link from my feed. slate.com/technology/2...

Already wondering if buying an air conditioner is viable and likely to provide more delight than a holiday.

check out this dog

Here are the top 5 dogs of the week!

It’s one of those I need a new job kind of days.

Just heard my first ice cream van of summer

Just enough time off work to fully mess up my sleep pattern. Tomorrow’s going to be rough.

*”JUDAS!”* Sixty years ago pretty much to the minute… www.northernsoul.me.uk/like-the-nig...

Bravo to all the signers on iplayer. I liked the guy with the bow tie best. #eurovision

A lacklustre year #eurovision

Is he going fishing later?

Dune Cat Budget Version

The BSL signer really putting in the effort with this one #eurovision

I’m watching with the guy doing sign language, he’s going to be knackered by the end of this. #eurovision

Is end of the year list making not tedious enough already without making them mid year too?

I'm Masuke, and I'm 17. Good morning! It's a nice day today. I saw some mosquitoes flying around. I'd better put on some bug spray!

RIP Alan Rothwell, the laid back, soothing face and voice behind countless soap operas, drama roles, and Scarred For Life favourites Picture Box and Hickory House (and his role as heroin addict Nicholas Black in Brookside was an all-timer)

Utterly frazzled from a day of sensory overload. But laying on my bed, listening to the rain and thunder is quite nice. Only slightly marred by the ambulance sirens.

It’s possible the alcohol free beer I’m drinking isn’t going to be quite enough today. But I’ll save the real thing for tomorrow when I’ll be recovering from the unparalleled horror that is a team building day.

Someone get @nndroid.bsky.social some honey and lemon.

That weird electrical goods smell in Rumbelows.

5 minutes out of the house and that’s quite enough other humans, thank you

“Tyrants and autocrats have always understood that literacy, learning, books and newspapers are potentially dangerous. They can inspire independent thought and even rebellion.” — Carl Sagan

Not only was my pizza burnt because the timer battery died & I can’t judge time, I had one can of cider and now I my vision is going with a migraine aura. Grrrrrrrr

I mean, which dispiriting election reaction podcast shall I listen to first?

106 years ago today, on May 7th, an undergraduate at Christchurch College, Oxford, drank a glass of port then left through the main gates for a walk. I've been thinking about him, & his walk, for years now. It's taken a long time for me to figure out why - why I've kept returning, near obsessed.

I’ve actually trained Babs to growl at Reform voters… #dogsatpollingstations

I don’t get to vote today since I live in a weird out of sync area, but I hope there’ll be some #DogsAtPollingStations to get me through.

I'm Masuke, and I'm 17 years old. I went for a walk this morning, full of energy!