Joe Bob loading up BOTH barrels with rock salt tonight! Cook, Joe Bob, cook! #TheLastDriveIn

Confirmed. Put this old donkey out to pasture.

This is better than Yule Log!

“This post uses an AI-generated fake image and a false ‘leak’ claim to demonstrate how easily convincing misinformation can be created and spread. It serves as a warning about the risks of unregulated AI and the speed at which fabricated visuals can distort public understanding.”

This whole administration is a wet fart. www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...

Sad, but apparently true.

Where are the god damn Epstein files???

This is such bold-faced corruption. And for the stupidest of all reasons. 🤦‍♂️ MAGA, you have no values. There is no reason for anyone to respect you. www.newsweek.com/fifa-bribery...

I suspect these people aren't stupid. But they know the people they're working for are, and so they've resolved to just keep collecting a paycheck under the auspices of "we're working on it".

This stupid little pussy has always wanted to be a mafia boss (takes the Don part of his name a little too seriously). There was no other way it would happen if he didn't become president.

Liberal state "We believe in climate change." Donald Trump "You have upset me by saying that because I don't and I want my cronies to upset the environment in any way that makes them money." Liberal state "Ok, a nature related disaster has now befallen us. Can we have federal funds?" Trump...

Somebody re-bury this old dinosaur. people.com/gene-simmons...

Ellison "We're dedicated to providing TRUE unbiased news." *admits he ran to Trump to smooth his ruffled feathers over what loose cannon MTG said about him on one of his networks* uk.news.yahoo.com/paramount-ch...

And what would Skydance, having Warners/Discovery/HBO/Paramount/CBS, represent, huh? 🤷‍♂️ deadline.com/2025/12/bob-...

Tarantino is on a banger of a week.🤦‍♂️ Bro, weren't you anti-cop after George Floyd? How is this different? 🤷‍♂️ www.ibtimes.co.uk/daniella-pic...

Stagnating wages, ever-increasing inflation, AI eliminating jobs and taking over entertainment (as well as gobbling up power and contributing to global warming), oligarchs increasing their wealth by leaps and bounds, media consolidation out of control, businesses going under because of tariffs...

Way back in 2007, as a local Chicago comedian, I opened for Zach Galafianakis at the Vic Theatre. Eighteen years later, I found myself back on that stage to film this special: Night Thoughts. It comes out next Friday, December 19th, on Hulu. Can’t wait to share it with you. #Hularious

The bestseller list now has this Hey!(EW) mug and shirt with every guest name we’re legally allowed to print. Had I known, I would have ended the show more often.

Bears repeating

It's like they're not even listening. Of course, we voted for that stupid white collar CEO crook to run things a second time, so they're just doing what we empowered them to do.

This Bailey/Fletcher match is some of the best wrestling I've ever seen. #AEWDynamite #WinterIsComing

I am "I can't go out tonight. I have to put together a bookshelf." years old.

Seems like a very innocent, law and order thing to do. www.reuters.com/world/us/us-...

This is a time in our nation's history that will be remembered for all the broken fools who needed so much attention.

Maybe it's just me, but I remember when conservatives used to bitch about the mere prospect of this. Now it's happening and they don't seem to care. So can we assume they don't mean ANYTHING they say, and just begin disregarding what they say? 🤷‍♂️

“I’ll take Things That Never Happened for $500, Alex — because if Trump really created 60K jobs and $100B in PA, the actual Pennsylvania economy would’ve noticed by now. This is propaganda, not data.”

A "narrow exception"? Bro, you been making exceptions for ALL kinds of words and speech you don't like. Book bannings. Book BURNINGS in some cases. Come off it, chief. www.huffpost.com/entry/jd-van...

🤣🤣🤣

Your president don't know what words mean.

So you're telling me that to have to search for a font, so as not to be like that LAST guy, is MORE of an efficient use of everyone's time? Also, imagine thinking Joe Biden was "woke". You gotta be SO far out in right field to think that, man.

I am "I'm unreasonably stoked because they made one of my daily pills smaller and taste less funny" years old.

Of course people without any creativity champion AI. At least he lives up to his last name. 🙄 www.gamesradar.com/tabletop-gam...

When I say eat the rich, I mean with a nice risotto.

Despite what you hear from fossil fuel-funded politicians, the U.K has just generated a record amount of clean, domestic wind energy. Enough to power 23 million homes! U.K decarbonisation policy is a recipe for energy security.

MAGA "We aren't a racist movement. You know, not EVERYONE you don't like is Hitler!" Racist Cinnabon employee "I am a racist." MAGA...

These people don't deserve anything good in their lives.

I honestly pity the Christian right. 🤦‍♂️

They won't even deign to hide this. Trump has worn his abject corruption on his sleeve. You voted for him still.

Fascinating article at @thestranger.com about a cool project involving Indigenous artists -- many from #Cascadia -- digitally reworking colonist art at the Met in New York City: www.thestranger.com/visual-art/2...

“Ha, ha. I killed a bunch of Venezuelans!” “That’s a war crime.” “Why would Admiral Bradley do this!?”

Cool. I nominate you and your partner, Pete. www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...

Washington meteorologists when they predict a big storm, all the anti-science dipshits dogpile the comments section with their anti-intellectual nonsense, then the storm takes its sweet time getting here...

You ever be in a bathroom stall and hear somebody in an adjacent stall having...let's just say an EVENTFUL movement...only to wipe three times and leave? And you're left sitting there going "There is NO way you wiped enough".

Trump keeps pretending the CDC follows his whims, but gutting infant Hep B protection isn’t “common sense”—it’s reckless politics dressed up as science. Undermining vaccines to score points doesn’t protect kids; it just resurrects debunked anti-vax nonsense.

Can we all collectively agree to be over this idiot? parade.com/news/barstoo...

Conservatives blasting the Golden Globes committee for "snubbing" Sydney Sweeney over Christy...bro, YOU didn't even watch that movie!

This administration is truly pathetic. And what's more, they are desperately fighting that charge, which makes them sound all the more pitiful. www.harpersbazaar.com/celebrity/la...

Donnie does not know - or support - a single clean individual. www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/tru...

"Would face a challenging regulatory process" Yeah? Every regulatory process is challenging. How is yours different? YOURS should be more challenging because you should be under scrutiny for a potential monopoly. www.nbcnews.com/business/med...