It’s a bad achievement but a real achievement that we somehow managed to launch a war that was unpopular on day 1 instead of unpopular in year 10. We love that shit it was like the thing we always did. It’s like Winnie the Pooh spitting out honey.

I’m bad at graphic design, but they’re worse at lying

a new global pandemic would be REALLY funny right now.

We cannot have a woman president because they are too emotional, you see.

I wanted to see if this amazing photo would be even funnier in b/w, and I'm happy to report that yes—yes it is.

Having a good time ruining someone else's good time is our national pastime.

2025 is the year of toxic individualism

It's all just so fucking boring. Predictable, hack, soulless, lowest-common-denominator slop. People are fr dying so our leaders can make low-effort deep cable reality TV. The most boring people imaginable making the most boring content ever to be wedged betwixt ads for gambling apps and dick pills

Real Corndog Talk: Upon completion of the corndog proper, If you ain't frantically nibbling off the crispy burnt batter from the stick like a cartoon mouse eating corn on the cob, then you ain't really corndoggin', dawg.

When Evil Lurks may be one of the greatest horror films ever made and I cannot in good conscience recommend it to anyone ever for any reason jfc my soul

If I die and there's an afterlife but it turns out god is a daddy long legs, I'm fuckin cooked, son.

my adverbs are begrudgingly/reluctantly

I think i might be done with the internet, at least for a while. It's not even fun anymore. Like, wtf are we even doing? I'm pretty sure we're only here because we forgot how not to be. It's fuckin deranged. I'm gonna log out everywhere and go read some sci-fi paperbacks. That sounds really nice.

The title sequence for season 2 of Peacemaker is a high water mark for multimedia art.

I am of a time where Steve Urkle loomed large in the zeitgeist and I am grateful for this.

watching #voyager and my wife, in an act of impressively casual savagery, says "Harry Kim answers the question 'What if Geordi La Forge was even less cool?'"

inside me there are two wolves and the three of us are about to take down this bag of sour patch kids together. Not as a team, but as a pack. Awooo

what up bitches just spelt vacuum correctly first try, no google, IN PEN get on my fucking level

I used to hate the song No Rain as a kid but now I love it because it reminds me of being young and hating things.

Next time you find yourself in a discussion about the differences between liberals, leftists, democratic socialists, moderates, progressives, and never trumpers, remember: billionaires don't give a fuck. We're all the same to them: human capitol stock. And they love it when we fight each other.

imho fwiw, covid fundamentally broke our society and most of us as individuals on some level, and our collective coping mechanism seems to be simply pretending it didn't. I think the current state of affairs is a trauma response and the longer we avoid that discourse, the closer we get to Mad Max.

Mute all politicians on social media, even the ones you like. Deny them engagement. Break their skinner box and deny them dopamine. This terminally online admin/congress cares more about their metrics than our literal lives, so quantifiably tank their popularity and watch how fast shit gets fixed.

My wife bought me a new butter dish and this might be it, you guys. This might be the thing that fills the void inside me.

Shaka, when the walls fell

I'm so fuckin sad lol

maybe it's true, maybe it's only mostly true, i don't know for sure, never met the guy, but many people say pete hegseth's penis shaft and testes are fully retracted into his pelvis so he has no visible sex organs but for a shiny red glans resting in a crumpled nest of foreskin upon his mons pubis 🤷‍♂️

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Pure speculation on my part, but Pete Hegseth is for sure a serial rapist.

I usually wake up with a seemingly random song stuck in my head and for the last week it's been The Night Chicago Died which i haven't listend to in years, so what's been on loop is this incomplete memory of the catchy bits seared into my brain from listening to the oldies station as a kid. 🧵1/4

tbh we really should have better spray bottle technology by now

I think we should all pretend that the first star wars was originally in black and white.

Over the years, I've had a few nightmares that have straight up fucked me up for life, and that is very dumb. Like, I somehow have legit trauma wrought upon me by my own imagination? Brains are idiots.

Thought i'd post this handsome little Lions logo avatar/profile pic i made for myself in case anyone else would like to use it—you're more than welcome to. #Detroit #DetroitLions #Lions #OnePride

These days almost all writing is done on computers. The only place people write by hand anymore is shell casings.

Welp, the fever broke. I know my life is an unearned gift so improbable as to be miraculous and the universe owes me nothing more. I accept that I am powerless. I surrender to hopelessness. I realize my righteous rage affects nothing but the decibel level and my blood pressure. Whatevs. I give up. 👍

If the military occupies Detroit, i'ma need Dan Campbell to organize the resistance, please.

🎶don't get raptured🎶 youtu.be/6k7kk1lUnis?...

In order to "bring the same energy [I] did for Kimmel" to every other ongoing atrocity on earth as everyone morally superior to me couldn't wait to shame me into doing, I will begin by canceling my subscription to Xbox Game Pass in hopes that somehow simplifies the brokering of a two-state solution.

🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 #Lions

The important thing is that not watching Kimmel is once again my choice.

Yes that's French they're speaking and no, these children are not french—theyre American.

Fully deleted the FB account i've had since like 2007 and just like that, no one knows my birthday.

I'm holding out hope that the spell breaks like when you stake the main dracula

*mournfully shooting off a tshirt cannon into the sadly cheering funeral crowd*

I awoke this joyous morning with a song in my heart. youtu.be/cXs478uF-fg?...