watching #voyager and my wife, in an act of impressively casual savagery, says "Harry Kim answers the question 'What if Geordi La Forge was even less cool?'"

inside me there are two wolves and the three of us are about to take down this bag of sour patch kids together. Not as a team, but as a pack. Awooo

what up bitches just spelt vacuum correctly first try, no google, IN PEN get on my fucking level

I used to hate the song No Rain as a kid but now I love it because it reminds me of being young and hating things.

Next time you find yourself in a discussion about the differences between liberals, leftists, democratic socialists, moderates, progressives, and never trumpers, remember: billionaires don't give a fuck. We're all the same to them: human capitol stock. And they love it when we fight each other.

imho fwiw, covid fundamentally broke our society and most of us as individuals on some level, and our collective coping mechanism seems to be simply pretending it didn't. I think the current state of affairs is a trauma response and the longer we avoid that discourse, the closer we get to Mad Max.

Mute all politicians on social media, even the ones you like. Deny them engagement. Break their skinner box and deny them dopamine. This terminally online admin/congress cares more about their metrics than our literal lives, so quantifiably tank their popularity and watch how fast shit gets fixed.

My wife bought me a new butter dish and this might be it, you guys. This might be the thing that fills the void inside me.

Shaka, when the walls fell

I'm so fuckin sad lol

maybe it's true, maybe it's only mostly true, i don't know for sure, never met the guy, but many people say pete hegseth's penis shaft and testes are fully retracted into his pelvis so he has no visible sex organs but for a shiny red glans resting in a crumpled nest of foreskin upon his mons pubis 🤷‍♂️

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Pure speculation on my part, but Pete Hegseth is for sure a serial rapist.

I usually wake up with a seemingly random song stuck in my head and for the last week it's been The Night Chicago Died which i haven't listend to in years, so what's been on loop is this incomplete memory of the catchy bits seared into my brain from listening to the oldies station as a kid. 🧵1/4

tbh we really should have better spray bottle technology by now

I think we should all pretend that the first star wars was originally in black and white.

Over the years, I've had a few nightmares that have straight up fucked me up for life, and that is very dumb. Like, I somehow have legit trauma wrought upon me by my own imagination? Brains are idiots.

Thought i'd post this handsome little Lions logo avatar/profile pic i made for myself in case anyone else would like to use it—you're more than welcome to. #Detroit #DetroitLions #Lions #OnePride

These days almost all writing is done on computers. The only place people write by hand anymore is shell casings.

Welp, the fever broke. I know my life is an unearned gift so improbable as to be miraculous and the universe owes me nothing more. I accept that I am powerless. I surrender to hopelessness. I realize my righteous rage affects nothing but the decibel level and my blood pressure. Whatevs. I give up. 👍

If the military occupies Detroit, i'ma need Dan Campbell to organize the resistance, please.

🎶don't get raptured🎶 youtu.be/6k7kk1lUnis?...

In order to "bring the same energy [I] did for Kimmel" to every other ongoing atrocity on earth as everyone morally superior to me couldn't wait to shame me into doing, I will begin by canceling my subscription to Xbox Game Pass in hopes that somehow simplifies the brokering of a two-state solution.

🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 #Lions

The important thing is that not watching Kimmel is once again my choice.

“We look brave,” said Frog. “Yes, but are we?” asked Toad.

Yes that's French they're speaking and no, these children are not french—theyre American.

Fully deleted the FB account i've had since like 2007 and just like that, no one knows my birthday.

I'm holding out hope that the spell breaks like when you stake the main dracula

*mournfully shooting off a tshirt cannon into the sadly cheering funeral crowd*

Television: Pete Me [scoffs]: So? Television: & Pete. Me: ...I'm listening.

I awoke this joyous morning with a song in my heart. youtu.be/cXs478uF-fg?...

Friendly heads-up to all my fetid tubs of capitalist pig shit out there: If you had any hope whatsoever of winning this year's Most Wildly Tone-Deaf Take By A Non-Gov't-Employed Boomer ($50M-$100M/yr Division), you should know that your boy Zaslav is out here putting '91 Jordan numbers on the board.

Do you like really good ideas? Well here's one: Tylenol gummies

Something I think beginner artist often don't realize is your supposed to practice the fundamentals FOREVER lol. Like its not like a tutorial stage in video game where once you done with it you just move on and never do it again.

I fuckin hate it here

I like liberal democracy. America is a liberal democracy so I like America. I do not like fascism. Fascism is ideologically dichotomous to liberal democracy. So I am pro-liberal democracy therefore pro-America therefore anti-fascism therefore, according to the American president, a terrorist. 🤷‍♂️

White House administration releases earliest known photo of terrorist group ANTIFA.

My take: These chuckleheads don't think for a second they can actually pass this bill, nor do they want to. They just want hours of session footage to clip and post of democrats defending broad access to pornography and "trans content". They are slimy trifling clowns www.cbsnews.com/detroit/news...

If we do nothing, they win. If we do anything, they win. I'm going back to bed. Wake me up for the revolution or the labor camps—whichever comes first.

The world is a terrible place run by terrible men who make it terrible on purpose to impress other terrible men.

20-ish years ago, I was couch surfing and one morning at my buddy's place, as I was heading to the shower, he sang Mystikal's "Shake Ya Ass" to me but it was "take a bath / wash yourself" and I have sung that to myself every single morning since, and now you can too. You're welcome.

That Lions game just did a hard reset on my soul and the world's lookin a little less ugly to me. Damn fine work, boys. Damn fine.

wrote on charlie kirk for the newsletter this weekend

in retrospect, there’s probably never been a name as threatening as “America Online”

On the assassination of Charlie Kirk. open.substack.com/pub/luciengr...

Huh an awful lot of rhetoric shifted from Old Testament to New Testament over the past few hours