You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).

Me at 20: I’ll have it all figured out by the time I’m 40. Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store

12 anos e eu ainda penso no Lord Helix toda vez que vejo um fóssil

GLS: Gay, Latino & Stefani Germanotta

Me, every single time I watch figure skating: hm what if I reread Ana on the Edge

Fanfiction doesn’t exist to be “good” it exists because something went horribly wrong with you while you were watching a tv show and you’re gripped by madness

🔔 Wake up, babe, the new Doctor and Yaz promo just dropped! 🔔 Click https://bgfn.sh/13ride to hear the brand-new full-cast audio drama, Doctor Who​: Ride or Die, OUT NOW!

13 being cute #Brart

Happy Eve of the Daleks anniversary to all who celebrate! 🎆🎉

it's a harsh world out there and not everyone is going to give you credit for all the great stuff you do. but Sandal thinks you have done awesome this year. he doesn't know how you do it. he also doesn't even know how to open the refrigerator but that isn't important rn

Be careful out there in the Yule Void, everyone

Your month, your puppy!

Me after assembling the lego: hmmm what if I reread Atmosphere now that I can actually visualize how the payload doors open

A month ago I adopted a one eyed hamster from my local animal shelter

My response to anything over the next two weeks

In case any mutuals are just getting into Romance because of the hockey gays, nice thread explaining some staples of the genre:

Gostaria de não ser tão maluca de ansiedade a ponto de após interações sociais eu ficar preso em um vórtice de ruminar a interação em questão analisando ela numa reunião longa com meu cérebro para ver se eu fui adequado, se eu não fui desagradável, se eu não falei merda....

Reposting the sign for my own benefit

em situação de

Thread on how to detect ai in that viral dog video

holiday season drink of choice🥂

Hey ouch (I was aware of these but still)

gostinho de natal

Because people keep asking, the Story of The Lizard In That Dude's Leg. Some caveats: 1. This happened more than twenty years ago. There are no pictures. There was a small article in a local paper with, again, no pictures (I'm assuming that's what the producers of 9-1-1: LONE STAR found).

Happy Doctor Who Day everyone!!

Happy #DoctorWhoDay 💙 #doctorwho #art

this is how you lose the dish war

Me after every social interaction

Mood, by noonsillustrations on IG.

CHRISTMAS COMES EARLY! ❄️ Click https://bgfn.sh/henryii to enjoy the latest audio adventure for the Thirteenth Doctor and Yaz, out now!

Daily bunny no.3137 is highly invasive

Happy thasmin Big Finish day to all who celebrate! I can't believe I once again have to *work* before listening

F*ck My Stupid F*cking F*ckass HP Printer, a zine I am posting digitally for perhaps obvious reasons (1/5)

If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”

This.

If you ever question if your fanfic is too self indulgent please remember that’s actually the point of fanfiction

Be a freak

When Suranne said Bert and Sam aren't lovers this is probably what she meant

a IA do google pra mim é tipo uma pessoa muito inconveniente que se intromete no meio de uma conversa entre você e outra pessoa pra fazer o comentário mais burro e irrelevante que você já ouviu