The sun is out and there’s a cool breeze and I can music from three different directions and kids are laughing and this moment is a perfect one 💚💜💛

Clean shirt, borrowed a hat, enjoying this gorgeous weather after a chilly and damp start.

Beautiful 🤩

It stormed last night and everyone is up with the sun to clean and reset their designated parade spots. It’s a beautiful morning and music is playing already.

Did not realize I’d be up at 6, did not take off my makeup last night 🤣

We’re accidentally the last people home and everyone is sleeping so every single thing I need is under a super crinkly plastic bag. We’re going to be beaten to death soon and you know what? That’s fair. Goodnight 😴

Fuuuuck yes

A pizza and truffle fries are about to happen everything is so great.

I’m That Lady™️ so I ran up to the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen to tell her how beautiful she is but another one of my people did the same thing at the same minute. We all hugged a LOT, her boyfriend looked nervous and we all agreed New Orleans is literally magic.

The BEST time 💚💛💜

No idea what we’re doing tonight but we’re doing it New Orleans 😍💛💚💜

Good morning from the Baton Rouge Spanish Town parade! 💜💚💛

Made it!!!

Louisiana I am in you! 💜💚💛

Road trip!! Nothing but good choices being made.

Walking out of work, vacation starts NOW!

Up at 6 tomorrow, at the office by 7:30, leave the office no later then 10 SO HELP ME GAWD then I get to see @gjcharlet.bsky.social & @jenleepa.bsky.social for Mardi Gras shenanigans 😍💜💛💚

Universe, take the worries we carried today, quiet the overthinking, hold what feels heavy so we can rest; we release what didn’t go right, forgive what we didn’t finish, and wake up tomorrow to a clean page. Goodnight 🌙

Leaving work! Vacation starts tomorrow but I’ve got a 9am client appointment before I can get out of town.

One!! More!!! Sleep!!!! music.apple.com/us/album/mar...

I’ve officially asked the universe to let me know if this job isn’t where I need to be anymore. Maybe it is, maybe it isn’t but the universe has never yet let me down. We’ll see.

How am I supposed to explain 'from New Jersey' to the children?

Omg I just remembered I’m an adult and can eat king cake *before* dinner. Life is so beautiful.

You deserve a place to be soft in a hard world. Yes, that’s an excuse to buy that stuffie if you need it. Also possibly to eat the cheesecake. However you interpret. Also remember your meds. Have some water. Moisturize somethin’.

I don’t know or care who pissed in this man’s wheaties this morning but it wasn’t me and he’s one more snide comment away from me Making A Scene™️

Hulu what is wrong with you?

If this man calls me “young lady” one more gottdamned time I’m going to crash out so spectacularly I will probably be fired.

no eres mis casa bonita no eres mis esposa bonita

Sports is gay and Spanish now deal with it

I’ve had the sports on mute and this is the only way to watch my friends. Halftime can’t get here fast enough.

I don’t think it’s fair that men are allowed to be on TV and be ugly. Every woman on tv has to wear makeup, spanx, get her hair done, wear heels on the sidelines, whatever. Men shouldn’t be allowed to be ugly.

Finally get to sit down and watch some Olympics just in time to be subjected to Matthew’s gross face being as Hockey Boring™️ as humanly possible.

To anyone local to Providence, RI, I will be selling my "unique" spin on Valentine's Day gifts and cards at the Providence Flea tomorrow (Sunday, March 8th) at Farm Fresh RI from 11-3. Stop by and help me make sure I don't spend VD alone AND with a house full of unsold merch.

My genius babies found the food dish 😍

It’s new shrimp day!!!! I love these guys so much 😍🦐

The TPUSA halftime show is for people who can’t go to the regular Super Bowl because the stadium is too close to an elementary school

Starting tonight the city’s parades will be lived streamed! You can find the live stream with local tv stations including WWLtv www.youtube.com/live/pBULocC... Local newspaper Nola.com www.youtube.com/live/ijAU5jj... Typically parades get to these cameras about 1-2 hours after start 🧵1/2

Fun must be had always 🤣

What an unexpectedly fun night!

If you handed me a strawberries and cream m&m I’d punch you right in the mouth.

Yeah, you know the song. He’s *belting* it. They gave us TWO extra orders of fries. Life is magic.

He came back and we’re buying him fries, “light on the salt” The baseball bat is his daughter’s but the bag of…clothes? Maybe? Belong to last passenger apparently. He’s very bummed he can’t remember where he dropped that guy at. Were singing LeAnn Rhimes.

THE UBER HAS A BASEBALLBAT IN THE BACKSEAT AND HE PARKED THE CAR AT MCDONALDS AND WE’RE STILL IN THE CAR. He just …went in to use the bathroom next door? And our pick up is at the drive through. We have a baseball bat and the car is running with us inside. We’re laughing so hard I’m about to pee.

I’m getting a toe ring (no I’m not posting feet on main you weirdos) I’ve had entirely too much alcohol when I’ve only had 2 deviled eggs and a rice krispie treat for dinner.

I’m making lip gloss!

It’s not bad! I’m the bravest little toaster, I deserve more wine.

Lets do this (Omg I just realized this is going to HURT fuck my dumb decision making)

Two women I know just came in and were SO EXCITED to see me getting a tattoo so I definitely can’t Irish goodbye now. Bonus fun: my husband fired one of the ladies two days ago. So that wasn’t awkward at all.

As far as peer-pressured tattoos go things could be worse! It’s a cute lil bee, not a cult leader’s initials or something. Z got a matching one.