He would, don't test him.

He will drop his second one on Daken's head.

He dropped his ice cream.

you're too busy saving everybody else to save yourself

but peter...you're going to DIE DOING THIS. YOU'RE GOING TO DIE IN THAT STUPID COSTUME

Note to self, fix web fluid so it stops binding people's hands to their pants everytime.

Eat my arachnid ass.

Welcome to the Parker family. You get used to the generational curse.

Definitely not the right thing.

The fumble curse affects everyone.

Ran out of webfluid, and now he has the stench of trash all over his suit. ...Lovely.

♇ᡣ𐭩 Peter in streetwear, I need this nerd to dress in Jinco jeans, and a crop top button up/sweater vest combo

He accidentally broke his phone. ...Again.

"Yeah, it's no problem really. Was there anywhere specific you needed to stop by before then?"

Got hit pretty hard into a building, he's staying there trying to collect himself while his nose bleeds through the mask.

"So what are you doing out and about miss citizen. Do you need an escort home?"

♇ᡣ𐭩 THAT WAS MEANT TO HAVE THE QUOTE MARKS, I-

Well... Er... Hi?

i don't wanna feel better

Well... No.

♇ᡣ𐭩 Oh to have a Harry for my Peter

She can, but why him?

Well, no, but he thought she was getting ready to move...?

♇ᡣ𐭩 Cause I forgot my version of Peter isn't obsessed with MJ until I reread my shit~t! 🎵

Well, partially cause he's not sure if it's MJ or just a trick.

♇ᡣ𐭩 A CHARACTER WRITTEN IN A MIRROR IMAGE OF #𝓟𝓵𝓾𝓽𝓸 Minor and limitless lewd do not interact account. Will contain dead dove themes such as gore, abuse, self-hate, and other themes not suitable to minors. Mun is 27. Will contain semi-lewd themes; multi-ship w/ friends only.

Is that... MJ?

Mᴀʏʙᴇ I ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʜɪs ᴀʟʟ-ᴄᴏɴsᴜᴍɪɴɢ ᴘᴀssɪᴏɴ ᴛᴏ ᴡɪᴘᴇ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴄʀɪᴍᴇ. Bᴜᴛ ʜᴇ ᴛᴀᴜɢʜᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴀs ʟᴏɴɢ ᴀs ғᴏʟᴋs ᴀʀᴇ ɪɴ ɴᴇᴇᴅ & ᴡᴇ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴀᴘᴀᴄɪᴛʏ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟᴘ, ᴛʜᴇɴ ᴛʜᴀᴛs ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴇ ᴅᴏ Terry McGinnis. The Dark Knight of Tomorrow. The Batman Beyond. ♡ + ↻

♇ᡣ𐭩 DAMN, I FORGOT WHAT HIS @ WAS FOR A MINUTE

You think if I drop my last quarter off in a wishing pond, it will come true?

♇ᡣ𐭩 I'mma still do the amnesiac event, but it's back burner for now so I can focus on an idea I got ages back