“……holy shock……”

“I…huh…you know? I actually have no idea what happens to you in the future. Hold on. Let me check. Hey. A.L.F.R.E.D…what happens to Supergirl in the future?” [That is highly classified, Batman. Especially with Supergirl within earshot] “Isn’t she always in earshot?” [That is correct, sir]

“Well, I sort of mean more kill everyone or rule the world with an iron fist sort of aggressive. Not to agree with Lex. But sometimes, someone as powerful as Superman can go too far. And like I said, people like Zod exist. …I’ve seen it first hand. I don’t want to have the suit but…it exists.”

“…I mean, I originally had the suit after dealing with Lord Superman but I’ve also heard getting a little……uh, aggressive…can happen a lot with Kryptonians. Blame Red Kryptonite. Or…Zod.”

“Hey. If I’m forced to deal with someone like you, it’s best to carry protection in case things get messy. Otherwise I’d get slagged.”

“I have a Kryptonite Bat Suit. Just in case.”

“It’s just…a very interesting way of putting it”

“What? Was the term bed buddies too friendly? Not a fan of alliteration?”

“Bed partners? Wow.”

“That Ron Stoppable guy sounds oddly familiar.”

“What the heck is Temu? Is that an illness?”

“No. It make me Batman.”

“Oh I’m fully aware of where you come from. …unfortunately a bit too familiar. And you certainly are a royal pain in the ass”

// Peak brothers

Imagine…hey! I wasn’t poor! I mean, I’m no billionaire. But we were well off. Relatively. …um… …Imagine NOT being Batman

Imagine being a little twip.

Imagine stealing a suit

“Amazing Spider-Man ripped me off. Screw you Andrew Garfield” This is a joke. And a fourth wall break. This is a joke post #FakeRP

// If Talia got shrunken down, she’d be called Smallia.

“Another sleepless night. You get used to them after a while. But I’ve adapted.”

// My greatest battle brings

“I’m Batman”

“Being stuck in this time period sucks. Don’t think I can go by Terry McGinnis if I want to go down to Earth. I may have to go by a different name.”

So can I. But I learned that trick later. Helps to be extra flexible.

I always just assume Supergirl was the freak mode. Either her or Superboy.

// VEHICLES

// BAT WEAPONS

// BAT GADGETS

“Neo-Gotham had other heroes briefly. The Terrific Trio. It didn’t end well for them. ……Wasn’t until years later the team was remade with new heroes.”

…Is that a challenge? You know, I was quite skilled with my hands even before becoming Batman. Got into plenty of street fights. And I was one of the best wrestlers in high school. And I still got it

That’s what they all say. And then they get pinned to the ground.

True. I managed to catch you. Granted, I really shouldn’t interfere and probably just let the current Batman catch you. Then again, I could use a little work out

// Stalker is basically just cyberpunk Kraven

…Hm. Either way, try not to steal. Definitely don’t do that in a cat costume. That will definitely catch attention

I got two cat people in the future. One is a duplicating thief and she doesn’t flirt or banter at all And one is a magical furry cat man.

Uh…hi?

So is that just a cat thing?

“Of course I speak. I’m not the old Batman.”

“……How did you know I… …Langstom? Is that you?”

ignores all of them …except for the cherry ones he catches them “…having fun yet?” he pops one into his mouth

just turns his back

looks away

cracks his knuckles

puts his hands on his hips and sighs in disapproval

shakes his head in silence

crosses arms

“……My experience with magic is limited but it usually ends up being…a trip. I think I became Etrigan once. Only once. Don’t want that to happen again”

stays silent

continues to glare in silence

“………………….” bat glare