Just played Oh Deer for the first time and holy SHIT dude I haven't had that much of a time in literally years that was fuckin wild, I was crying laughing the entire time

There’s a wee zebra jumping spider trapped in my bathtub, so I hung a strip of toilet paper on the side of the tub so she’d have a safe way out Tell me why, five hours later, I come back to check on her and she’s hanging out underneath the toilet paper like a blankie 😭 Jumping spiders are too cute

International military bases and jurisdictional support for an illegal war from nations not initially involved pulling allies of allies of allies into a conflict, all because one pedophile didn't want his own country to know how many kids he (allegedly) diddled killed and buried on his golf course

the human brain is a stupid wrinkly pile of bullshit and I'm so over its drama tbh

> wake up to a missed call from a local number > panic thinking it was someone finally reaching out about a job > voice message they left was 9 secs of silence > panic more > “they’re unimpressed, lost my chance” > look up the number > it was just a dentist’s office misdialing a patient’s number

I recorded the first four hours of my first impressions of Legend of Khiimori in the hopes of clipping it down & making something for like, YouTube or whatever and I'm going through the footage now the game audio is doubled and SLIGHTLY off and I have no fucking way of fixing it brb hanging myself

oh boy here I go tapping the fucking sign again

oops I accidentally 8 hours'd

AND A JOYOUS KHIIMORI DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

Went out on a coffee run with my roomie and I got to meet an 11-month-old leonberger at a red light and I was so excited me and the owner rolled down our windows to geek out to each other over her

EI payments have run out, I still haven’t heard back from any jobs since last year, I can’t even run a dono stream because for the past year I haven’t been able to transfer funds to my bank & both my bank & PayPal have spent the past year blaming each other instead of fucking fixing anything.

oh NO this actually looks like fun and POMBON MY BELOVED

SEASON FOUR EPISODE SIX WHAT THE F U C K DUDE YOU CAN'T JUST DO THAT WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

my queen #bridgerton

God I want to love this newest season of Bridgerton SO BAD but I'm just so annoyed that Benedict's whole storyline about sexuality & sexual discovery, which I was HYPED for more exploration into during his season, has been thrown entirely out the window for Yet Another Pining Hetfest. I'm tired.

I CAST WHIMSY ON THE SKYLINE

me, high af at 2am about to let this sleep gummy absolutely beat me into the floor: a $1700 10ft orca plushie would fix me

I was a host at a VIP lounge with my roomie, who one day decided to tell our coworkers I was a VTuber. One guy, who I got along well with even though we never really spoke, approached my coworker on his last day, 8mos after I'd left, and asked: "Okay, I'm finally gonna ask: What's [Avie]'s Twitch?"

Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix

Hi! I've just graduated, so I'm now currently looking for work! I'm a jack of all trades illustrator, animator, modeller, designer, etc. with experience running an indie pilot. If you need any of that done, consider shooting me an Email or DM !

4am is a terrible time to crave PB&J sandwiches when you don't have J in the house

Oh no. I was just reminded that The Black Blood Alliance exists and now 13-year-old Avie is clawing screaming at her cage yearning to return to wolfpack RP forums. Fuck.

Reporter on SocMed: "Just saw unredacted photos & videos of the child abuse in the Ep/ste/in F/il/es & it's horrifying" Very Normal People in the Comments: "WELL WHY AREN'T YOU SHARING THEM??? WHERE CAN I SEE THEM??? WHY ARE YOU KEEPING THEM FROM ME??? SEND THEM TO ME IF YOU'RE NOT LYING"

Hey okay cool so this is fun news to get today to anybody who knows Bee/heartlesssuccubus/@BeeMorningVT he's been arrested for possession of CSAM. Remove him from your communities immediately. www.lmtribune.com/local-news/l...

HEY, Commissions are OPEN Animated Reactive GifTubers are $200-250USD depending on the detail of the character! Includes talking and idle alts! Also doing a GIVEAWAY! One free GifTuber to someone who shares this post, likes and follows! DM me for details! Shares would be so appreciated ✨💜

This is exactly right. The Onion quietly left Twitter a month ago and... our weekly subscribers went up. It's because we're doing well here, on Instagram and on YouTube. As a business, being on Twitter is somewhere between useless or detrimental, unless you're selling boner pills.

THE BLIZZARD WE'RE HAVING DELAYED HIS FLIGHT AND HE CANCELLED HIS WHOLE TRIP LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

in Canada we have a store called "Canadian Tire" and you're probably thinking "a store named after a tire definitely has a circle for a logo" but no, you're wrong. they chose a colossal red triangle

The Ersatz Pilot has officially hit 1 million views!!! Thanks to everyone for watching & congrats to @clownsaint.bsky.social and the whole team involved. If you haven't watched it yet, check it out on YouTube to help support indie animation! #ersatz #ersatzpilpt #indieanimation

today marks my 5year stream anniversary OvO

Roomie's dad, who technically owns the house we're living in, is flying down to visit this week (thankfully not staying with us) but roomie had a panic attack all last night so all of us + her boyfriend spent all day panic-cleaning the house & we've got a bunch we still need to get done tomorrow..

omg guys my island is finally getting a build-a-bear and it's gonna be on my end of town and they're hiring aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANNA WORK AT THE SEROTONIN STORE

look idk if this is mean of me to say but Markiplier completely crashing out over how bad Poppy Playtime Chapter 5 was probably the most vindicated I've felt all year thank you Mark, may you continue being an absolute king and may Iron Lung bring in another 50 bazillion americabucks

Y’know, finding out that everything society taught you growing up was part of a global astroturfing campaign by a cabal of billionaire pedophiles designed to groom and normalize an entire generation of young girls into being abused by powerful men leaves you with a lot to unpack about yourself, huh.

look at my country man, we’re getting out-No Kings’d by the fuckin’ british

Moping by the fireplace with a weed vape is self care I guess

Had some dreams that have absolutely ruined my mood for the day. Just gonna eat pizza pockets and stare at a wall for the night.

Awake at a reasonable hour And it’s because the snow clearing guys who handle our/our neighbours’ walkways are blasting Shakira while they work Hell yeah Anyway I’m going back to sleep lol

⚖️ Among Us x @aceattorney.capcomusa.com ⚖️ HOLD IT! Log in to Among Us now to get your free Phoenix Wright cosmetics and raise your objections. Ends March 17!

I forgot this existed. Years ago I did a "Forbidden Horse Game" stream on Twitch where chat got to design a new horse to add to my herd. This is Peryton's "Horse Machine Broke." The flames on his legs make him go faster. Allegedly. I should do that again sometime, that shit'd be funny af.

slowly going through all my files on my PC as I work out what to backup ahead of my eventual switch to Linux (pray for me😭) which means finally getting around to organizing the horse coat WIPs I've been hoarding to put them up in my SL Marketplace shop (PRAY FOR ME😭😭😭)

First chick of the kākāpō breeding season has successfully hatched!!!! Look at this grumpy little puff of feathers!! www.doc.govt.nz/news/media-r...

Here it is, your moment of zen.

these are hardcore body dysmorphia hours, bois

its the 6 year anniversary of this image. i drew over this coloring page for a class contest and lost... history was made that day but i didn't even realize it

"I've only been in this VC for like 10 minutes and all that's happening is someone is helping my friend with Linux stuff, why tf am I so overstimulated" > Master PC volume is at 18/100 > Gently nudge volume down to 12 "Oh that's better"

Fifteen minutes into stream and KeyWe broke my main monitor LMAO Fixing it, will be live again as soon as I get everything rebooted and set up again!!

And we're LIVE for an impromptu cozy and chill Valentine's stream, where me and @harutorivt.bsky.social are gonna play KeyWe for the first time!! A couple of silly lil birbs in a post office. What could go wrong? www.twitch.tv/aviefeatherfault

The event is running a lot longer than planned and we're only like halfway through so I don't think I'll get around to streaming tonight ;; but I'll 1000% be doing a Valentine's stream tomorrow I PROMISE I swear I'm a streamer that streams sometimes lmao