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okay we just finished New Moon and that's enough Twilight for the night but holy shit man, as a former hardcore hater getting to experience these movies for the first time at 35 high af is incredible and the best moviewatching experience of my life

okay that one super awkward elevator scene is funny as fuck tho

what the FUCK are these song choices in some of these scenes dude, they're atrocious

okay the werewolf fight is sick as hell actually

every single fucking time there's some sort of crisis with these characters it's immediately "let's skip town, just us" and then they don't skip down like stupid fucking cats, do you wanna go in or do you wanna go out, make up your fucking mind fuck these teenagers dude they all suck so bad

okay these movies do genuinely have their moments where the joke actually lands the scene with the cullens trying to teach themselves how to cook in the first movie and then Jake and that other guys bickering outside the theatre are actually really funny

Jacob Black flirtatiously saying "age is just a number" is absolutely heinous on so many levels oh my god

"Carlisle is supposed to be ten years older than he looks and people are starting to notice" my brother in christ and nobody is noticing the high school senior who looks like he's 45 FUCK OOFFFFFFF

was just at the gas station buying milk for my kids and when I noticed a guy in his early twenties gearing up for the night with two red bulls and a pack of cigs I was briefly caught in a proustian reverie so deep the cashier probably thought I was on drugs

Twilight's makeup department has GOT to be jailed for their drawn-on crimes against Taylor Lautner's hairlines how do they fuck him up SO badly in EVERY movie

WHY ARE THE END CREDITS SO FUCKING WEIRD WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT

okay like the big fight scene with whatshisface and edward fighting in the big room full of mirrors and you can see their reflections???? THIS MOVIE ACTUALLY SUCKS SO BADLY BRO THIS IS AWESOME

THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THE CULLEN BASEBALL SCENE -ACTUALLY- HAS SUPERMASSIVE BLACK HOLE PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND I THOUGHT THAT WAS JUST A MEME THERE'S NO WAY DUDE THIS MOVIE IS SO UNSERIOUS

finally suckered @harutorivt.bsky.social into taking edibles and watching the twilight movies with me, because neither of us have seen them before and I really really wanted to

It's pretty wild to me that investigators have uncovered that anti-trans campaigns are largely funded by the fossil fuel industry, and that the presumed motivations are pretty directly to redirect the public conversation away from climate change... and that this isn't bigger news.

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Fall farm vibes 🎃🍁

the Command & Conquer series is 30 years old today we so have an excuse to share this iconic moment with Tim Curry

“I’m calling out this artist because my full model art and rigging won’t be done in time for my debut in two weeks” “I didn’t know I had to tell them about a deadline, this is my first model so how was I supposed to know it would take so long”

Part of me is so glad that the construction on my house’s roof is finally gonna be over tomorrow but the other part of me wishes these contractors would work on the roof forever because holy shit the banter coming through my window has been the highlight of my summer

The tonal whiplash in Dexter Season 5 is absolutely masterful, chef's kiss, no notes www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgEI...

The way I wanna do this SO BAD but I get so viciously motion sick in VR ;~;

The tonal whiplash in Dexter Season 5 is absolutely masterful, chef's kiss, no notes www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgEI...

confession time i actually really really like nickelback's music and im tired of pretending to be a hater i don't even know why everyone hates them this hard and insists their music is bad, nobody has a straight answer please be nice to me

I don't know how to navigate TaoBao HELP I NEED THE LIL ZHONGLI CAKE HE'S SO CUTE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I lived, bitches Feeling better today. Groggy, sore throat, some mouth blisters that are annoying, and I’m a bit crampy and cranky But I’m getting coffee and nuggies for breakfast at 3pm so that’s neat

A very big Onion announcement: The Onion has spent the last two months working on a masterpiece. It's a documentary titled Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile. It's so good, in fact, we were set to release it in theatres nationwide on October 2nd. Then two weeks ago, Charlie Kirk was shot.

Vtubers, badly describe your irl job (if you have one outside of vtubing) in one gif. be sure not to dox yourself!

literally nobody cares about this except for me but the Teegle OOAK Horse Auction happened on SL yesterday & I won these two babies: Cobweb Heart (grey+white) & Azir (red+white) Bitta modding to do before they're established into my herd but they're STUNNIIIIIINNNGGGGGG

so for tabletop night tonight we decided to forego our traditional weekly pizza night and got food from somewhere else which meant I got to try a new dish from a place I really like and it was really really good anyway so tabletop night has been cut short due to pineapple

I miss when shows would put out episodes on a schedule. Binging a show in 2-3 days and then having to wait 2+ years for another season sucks. “Last Week On…” recaps are a lost art, man.

AND A JOYOUS FAT BEAR WEEK TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE My money's on 901, 856, 602 ranking high with 32 Chunk topping em all because HIS NAME IS 32 CHUNK also his broken jaw and nose scar make him look like an Aaron Blaise character and I adore that man's work so I'm biased af

Stolen from an Animorphs Facebook group.

AND A JOYOUS FAT BEAR WEEK TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE My money's on 901, 856, 602 ranking high with 32 Chunk topping em all because HIS NAME IS 32 CHUNK also his broken jaw and nose scar make him look like an Aaron Blaise character and I adore that man's work so I'm biased af

btw pray for me bys, i have a doctors appointment in the morning and usually im a big brave birb at the docs but i have to find a way to totally not uncomfortably explain to my doctor that i think something has been wrong with my butthole for like six months & that i think i might need surgery

i got to try a goose egg once while being a drunk lesbian in the woods for a weekend in college and it changed my life i wanna eat an ostrich egg so fuckin bad, man

accidentally locked in and wrote a wholeass fucking essay in a YouTube comments section talking about Audra Winter and the whole "Age of Scorpius" controversy to that poor booktuber I am so sorry I was just so fucking invested in what you were talking about oops

Me: Nonono. I put my food on the LEFT side of my desk. Drinks go on the RIGHT. Meds go in FRONT of my primary monitor because otherwise I'll forget to take them if I don't see them, and- Roommate: How much tylenol did your mom take when she had you, exactly Me: Roommate: Me: Me: what

you can love a character and still admit when they're wrong. I love Wrathion but I can acknowledge his flaws (he has none) and I can hold him accountable for his wrongdoings (he has never done anything wrong in his life) and call him out on his actions (which are always correct)

Spending today working on a little artsy project based around some of my favorite toy horses as a kid, and there's this one bouncy horse I grew up with that I loved more than anything in the world Can we please bring these back in adult sizes I desperately need the enrichment I'm going crazy

This SOB doesn’t do cuddles, barely lets me hold him, & will only accept about 30 seconds of pets before he gets ✨overstimulated✨ & runs off to his Sensory Deprivation Amazon Prime Box But has an absolute MELTDOWN if I close the bathroom door so he can’t stare at me from the hall while I poop okay

I’ve had this game wishlisted for SO LONG and I’m SO EXCITED AAAAAAAAA We’re ABSOLUTELY doing a Day 1 stream when it drops!!! I HOPE THERE ARE A HUNDRED MILLION PRONOUNS IN MY NEW HORSEGIRL GAME

Happy one year anniversary to this banger tweet that got so ridiculously blown out of proportion that it got us 70k wishlists in like a day

Look I get what people are trying to do bringing up the Autism-Came-Before-Tylenol thing but let’s not phrase it as autism being “invented”/“created” because holy shit does this SO not help like you think it does Autism has always existed. “Inventing” it implies it was manmade. Stop it.

look i want to be a good parent. do everything right. help my kid become the best version of themselves. that's why i'm taking tylenol while i'm pregnant, to guarantee my future historian of transportation is as autistic as they come

you can love a character and still admit when they're wrong. I love Wrathion but I can acknowledge his flaws (he has none) and I can hold him accountable for his wrongdoings (he has never done anything wrong in his life) and call him out on his actions (which are always correct)

The more time I spend awake today, the worse I feel, actually. I'm going back to bed.

Wellp, the job I'd interviewed for last week got told by corporate that they'd overhired seasonal workers & couldn't bring me on, so that won't be working out for the time being. They did say I'd be the first person they call if things change because they do really want me, though. So there's that.