They can use any euphemisms they please but this is the President using a public forum to declare war on American citizens. You all see it. Even people who broke the law are Americans. It’s illegal to just shoot them.

She's exclusively focused on settling old scores, not protecting Americans from actual threats. If it can't be blamed on Biden or Obama, it's not even on her radar.

If you know about the Civil War at all, this is a baffling lie, but Yarvin's audience lacks any and all historical context. A whole bunch of the most popular ideas among libertarian tech bros work like this BTW.

"they call it Tylenol PM. you take it when you got a headache and can't sleep while you're expectin'; 18 years later your kid's painting model fighter jets and filming Warhammer lore videos"

APRIL - 1805 NAPOLEON IS MASTER OF EUROPE ONLY THE BRITISH FLEET STANDS BEFORE HIM THERE IS NOTHING IN NAVAL LAW STATING THAT A GOLDEN RETRIEVER CANNOT SERVE HIS MAJESTY AS CAPTAIN OCEANS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS

*hot dog guy dot gif*

I'll RT any list that includes THE OUTWATERS, one of the most truly batshit horror films I've seen in the last few years that not enough people seem to know about.

Embarrassing!

Imagine being willing to sell out your country for a measly $50K. Not just corrupt but pathetic.

And you know there must be no connection cause they would seize on ANYTHING at this point. Desperation hour.

He's trying to sell it. What else is he gonna say? "Have you checked out the FUCKING GARBAGE I'm stuffing this thing with? There are 20 different 90 Day Fiance spinoffs, we stopped trying DECADES AGO."

I mean, in fairness to whoever wrote that, this is hardcore Loser behavior.

Dire Straits, "Brothers in Arms" Grateful Dead, "In the Dark" Sting, "Ten Summoners Tales" Steve Winwood, "Higher Love" Bruce Springsteen, "Born in the USA" Glenn Frey, "The Allnighter" and "Soul Searchin'" Pink Floyd, "A Momentary Lapse of Reason"

It's not just Don. After listening to Trump fans all week, I think a lot of them have lost the ability to distinguish between reality and their own bullshit, between actual logical arguments and insane podcast takes designed purely to elicit shocked reactions.

20%?! These doofuses think 1 in 5 Americans are trans? Really goes to show how hysterical discourse around trans issues has become. It has no objective basis in reality at this point.

I mean I would try it

If you REALLY want to identify ANTI-FASCISTS specifically as your enemy, well............

No, you see, the TV made fun of me, which is illegal.

He's purging the late night hosts.

Wow, an icon. Not just a bonafide movie star but a talented director as well! RIP

Just a reminder, his last bet was that you wanted to spend all day in a garishly-animated Second Life clone in which the expressionless moon-faced avatars only had top halves.

The theme of tonight's Emmys is "30 Rock guest stars"

fbi puts another one in the books. closing the case the way most crime is solved: someone calls and tells them who did it.

It's getting exponentially more over every day

We don’t even know who did this or why. We imagine that we can guess, but history is replete with examples of why even entirely logical guesses could be wrong. We should stop drawing conclusions until we have actual facts we can base them on.

The shooting of Charlie Kirk will have almost exclusively extremely negative consequences for American society in general, the stability of society in specific, and the safety of everyone living in it.

Even if you put the moral issues aside (which you shouldn't!) political violence is counter-productive. There are 10,000 guys who can't wait to take Charlie Kirk's spot, and this gives MAGA a wide opening to blame and punish their favored enemies. It's wrong to kill a guy AND ALSO it doesn't work.

The thing is... if you really want to listen to an AI podcast, you can very easily make your own. Feed any content into Google's NotebookLM and it will create an AI podcast about it for you. What the fuck do we need this company for? Basically any top model today will do this.

hey im putting something together for my boss for his birthday. yeah can you write a letter or better yet an insane poem or horrifying drawing about the unspeakable crimes you all have committed together

Ha ha. Guys, go for it. Literally none of us care.

President Crimes is ALLOWED TO DO CRIMES. How many times do we have to make this clear?

Tim Robinson yelling voice

RFK clearly doesn't understand that more people have autism now because we're better at identifying it and aren't misdiagnosing it as other disorders, not because it just started all of the sudden. So he's not smart enough to make these calls or be in charge of this. Period. That's it.

His brain is goo.

Basically everyone saw this coming EXCEPT Donald Trump, because he literally has no idea what he's doing and acts on pure instinct.

Yes. They unironically call him "Daddy" now. It's a cult, folks. A competition to see who can be the best toady.

Did you guys see MICKEY 17? No? Good, cool, OK, so here's how it's gonna work...

I hear they're moving to Capital Planet, the heart of the Galactic Alliance.

I mean, if he were totally fine, he'd be in front of a camera telling us about how he is the most healthy person, probably, you've ever met. So, at this point, the gig is up, and they should just come clean about whatever's going on with him.

Use of the phrase "Blueskyism" is a very clear sign that someone is spending way too much time online. Like giving their ChatGPT a human name. Watch out for this among friends and family. These are red flags.

Like all classic movie characters, Bond is malleable to fit just about any vision. The zany late Roger Moores are great, the leaner and meaner early Connerys are great, the gritty more dour Craigs are great, the violent and chaotic Daltons are great.

Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival

This is all that would be left of LA if President Trump hadn't taken action

Literally order any meat dish in Texas and your side will be 2-3 slices of "normal bread." I promise, it has not gone anywhere. You can have mine.

Covertly posing as massive, hulking, 8-foot-tall billionaire playboy Bruce Wayne... Batman somehow wages a silent campaign against Gotham's criminals.