"Tariffs I Will Reverse If You Give Me a Little Present" is Trump's signature policy.

"So like, you'd go home from work and you're a totally separate guy." "But I live here. It's the Vatican." "Right, but... OK, like, you wouldn't REMEMBER." "OK." "You'd just be some guy named Leo." "Actually, my birth name is Robert." "I feel like you are trying not to get it."

Sorry what was the question?

You guys make fun but Jeremy Strong is gonna nail this.

I mean, who is falling for this? You can't afford a home in your city because they've all been snatched up by... recent arrivals from Honduras? Does that FEEL true? Is that consistent with anyone's lived experience?

Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/

"Many will tell you that SECRET OF THE OOZE is inferior to the first installment, but as with Christ, the Turtles grew more powerful during their Second Coming..."

I mean, this is from Radar Online, so I'm tempted to say FAKE NEWS but... I mean... he's James Bond. You don't even need the "it was all a dream" part. Just restart somewhere. No one gives a FUCK. (He'd be so old now anyway! Dr. No was set in the '50s!)

The "streaming vs. theatrical" binary gets all the attention but it's actually a symbiotic relationship. PREY & KILLER OF KILLERS drew a lot of eyeballs and attention on Hulu, reviving interest in the franchise and setting the stage for BADLANDS.

lmao

The worst taste of anyone ever, in the world

Normally, it's a problem if you say something to a federal court then the next day go online and admit you lied, but we're only talking about the President, the DOJ, and the US Attorneys lying about his plan to illegally withhold funds to starve people, so there likely won't be any consequences.

"Picture the sandwich... discarded, broken, onions and mustard splattered out on the pavement. Picture the bread... earthy, wheat... now imagine it's white."

They are light years ahead of us...

There's NEVER a situation in which a cop on horseback should riding into a guy and hitting him from behind with a long stick... but this guy is just standing around? It's not even a protest. Their team just won the World Series and they are getting a celebratory drink. What's wrong with everyone?!

Did trick or treating fully die? I moved into a house in a suburb this year and 100% expected and anticipated costumed kids at the door, yet NO ONE SHOWED UP. The street was DESERTED. Kinda bummed me out!

Ghoul's gonna ghoul

If this isn't his year, I don't even know what's HAPPENING in the world.

It's not.

Zohran Mamdani caught lying that he understood Plato’s allegory of the cave, yet when asked to explain it, he seemed to instead explain Baudrillard’s theory of Simulacra and Simulation where reality has been replaced by symbols and signs, which seems similar to Plato’s theory but is not the same

But his mom said he was the handsomest Nazi in his class!

Wait, is this really what it's going to look like? The ballroom is bigger than the entire White House? What a jackass.

I could have happily spent the rest of my life being one of those burnouts if video stores hadn't gone out of fashion. Kinda sad when the job that perfectly suits your personality, skill set, and knowledge base ceases to exist. (Podcasts are okay, too. I'm fine.)

Who's solving the Louvre robbery? Right answers only

There's a whole thread in which people are earnestly debating whether or not THIS image is AI generated. THIS cartoon image, with the bent flag pole that the flag doesn't completely touch, plus a three-eyed frog and nonsensical protest signs. It's already worse than I thought.

This is meant to be flattering? That he's a pretend king flying a jet powered by shit?

Weekend plans...

haha oh geez wow what a thing to ask for

Goddamn. Smoked him.

Yes, that is the plan. Correct.

Gotta be a good feeling to get a new job, and immediately, the company's HEAD OF STANDARDS quits. Congrats, Bar.

They literally say this every time.

whoa huge guest!!

Not enough, make him pay more

Part 2 should have been called DAFT PUNK: THE MOVIE and this one should be called DAFT PUNK 2: NINE INCH NAILS.

the actual story here, which the media never talks about, is that police in this country have become a discrete right-wing political operation. the story isn't about cops leaving (they're lying about that), it's about the police trying to exert influence over elections.

I'll go one level deeper... no kid I know in the '80s had actual theatrical one sheet movie posters hung on their walls. That was not really a thing yet! It'd be more like pictures from a movie magazine that they'd cut out or maybe an insert promotional poster of an actor from a movie they liked.

Hey, here comes that frog. All right!

Listen, I love Bob Dylan, he is a Top 5 all time artist for me, but that guy is a fucking nerd. I feel like Johnny Cash has always been cooler than Dylan. Even the recent Dylan biopic conceded this point.

Love that the judge goes out of their way to praise the song. "This court finds that the content in question is not only not defamatory, but a certified banger. Case closed."

She's right on the money here. MTG is better at being a Democrat than most Democrats.

actually we would be better off as a country if the obama administration had prosecuted the bush administration. ditto biden to trump. we're in a mess in large part because democrats were too chickenshit to do the right thing.

Portland Frog for President

Good thing that guy didn't dress up as a puppy cause...

I mean, it's bad out there, but I don't think it's THIS bad.

DOES SHE THOUGH?

That old cliche about learning the lessons of history so they don't repeat themselves sounds trite but it's SO TRUE. Charlatans and morons have been wildly successful over the last decade or two specifically because Americans lack any and all historical context. NONE OF THIS IS TRUE.