i feel like newly hatched halovians would have the cutest fluffy down feathers on their wings for the first few weeks/months….

the supreme court is so fucking corrupt it continues to floor me

Every Republican state treats its cities as conquered territories to be ruled by fiat, and this gets approximately one thousandth the degree of national attention and critique as anytime a Republican voter in California or New York feels underappreciated.

such a great night 💞😭

2 HOURS EEEE music.apple.com/us/album/ton...

now laura.

president's threatening to wipe iran off the map again i guess? we really just normalize any insane shit that guy does by the second time he does it

she was supposed to be a weird art girl with a woman, not a boy mom…i hate it here

SHE’S BI??!!!??!!???????

i know he's like probably objectively far from the worst character but god i hate the bf in the girlfriend so much...

This is for *your* kids, you understand. The tech elites send *their* kids to private, screen-free Montessori schools. They know exactly what they're doing.

my clients live to spike my blood pressure istg.

the great ace attorney

NEW SLAYYYTER SHOWS

nicole kidman bisexual era is doing terrible things to the minds of queer women online. not me though but others

my happiest plant i love her so much🥹

the girlfriend (2025) viewings are now

making DC a state with the 2029 trifecta has become a moral imperative, as well as a partisan advantage. millions of Americans have been held under military occupation with no recourse.

succumbing to darkness and the sins of my bloodline (starting to give a fuck about t*mpa sports again now that I’ve figured out a totally safe and legal way to watch them)

the devil wears prada intro montage of all the women getting ready in their underwear and bras and putting on makeup was BURNED into my brain at 9 years old . how did it take me so long to realize i was gay😭

i know jade would Not play about the kentucky derby…today is christmas birthday and new years all rolled into one for her

need to practice what i preach in this moment (negotiating for the salary you want before accepting anything even when it's so awkward and you feel like a terrible person and-

Vintage yuri ❤️‍🔥 #nsfw

a nightmare i had

i’m always saying this

sending friends handwritten postcards and little souvenirs....#healing

every time i see rampant ed nonsense come out of kpop it fully throttles whatever enjoyment i try to have of the genre

Overambitious Man Wants To Get 2 Things Done Today https://theonion.com/overambitious-man-wants-to-get-2-things-done-today/

jade’s hand touching robin’s head makes me crazier than 95% of ships fucking crazy style...that’s how you know it’s so bad for me…

wow. it makes you think . nature is so beautiful

robijade 🥚💦 up^^

the way i will take any and every excuse to eat this. ohhh you guys want takeout. i’ll add on a ginger salad for us. oh you Also haven’t been to this restaurant in a while even i though i literally had it 4 days ago…I’ll order us a ginger salad. anyone want a ginger salad? I’ll order the ginger sala

heard robin was added to the shop

ok so

almost got too #personal on here but just know this song makes me want to claw my beating heart out of my chest

(teeth starting to audibly crack because i'm clenching my jaw so hard) i believe... in the principles of universal suffrage... and one person, one vote... with no... no exceptions

imagine almost getting assassinated but surviving and it just pisses everyone off more. lmao

clients fighting with each other on teams

Will you? #csm #makima #quanxi

just ate the most unpleasant, flavorless protein pancakes of my life. the west must fall

when we mourn le guin, we mourn one of our greatest writers & thinkers. but we also mourn one of our all-time greatest haters

i kinda subscribe to the “jade was probably terminally ill/bedridden/etc before she made a deal with the devil” theory and as a result i think she’s fully indulgent and lives very fast and loose now that she doesn’t have to worry about her fragile body killing itself from the inside for decades

some women named jade are still doing this

Eight of Cups 🍷

the company mug i stole from my first (adult) job has faded to the point that it’s unrecognizable….this is probably poetic or something

maybe rightwingers are so angry all the time bc they're paying $42,000 a year in property taxes to live next to whatever tf a crumbl is

i always find it kind of hilarious whenever someone (usually a public figure of some kind) does something people understandably don't like and everyone falls over themselves to insist they've always hated that person or had some bad feeling about them. it's so obviously not true!